Funky Phone – But I am Taking Calls Tonight :)

Hello sissy sluts and cock suckers!  I am taking calls tonight, but My phone is cutting out here and there.  If you can’t get through to your favorite Princess, send Me an email or a tweet (Twitter) and I should be able to fix it.  You could also just send a tribute…  🙂  Lol.

xxoo,

Princess Jewel

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New Girly Boy

I just got off the phone with a new girly boy.  Poor little slut really wants to be a girl.  Too bad he will never be a real girl like Me, with a hot tight ass and perfect body.  😉

This guy was too funny.  He was in his car at the mall, all dressed up like a whore!  He had on a mini dress, panties, bra and six inch heels.  He was also wearing a wig and make up.  He told Me he has actually gone into the mall like that in the past.  Hahaha!

I had fun telling him how I was going to pimp him out and use his sissy holes for My benefit.  What a slut – he said he doesn’t even like pussy anymore.  It’s just cock for him from now on.  Oh yeah – the best part was that he has a tiny little three inch dicklet!

He wouldn’t get out of his car though.  He said it was raining and that his sissy make up would run and that his sissy wig might get ruined.  Lol.  Next time, he better have a floppy pink rain hat or umbrella.  I would LOVE to speak to some of the girls in Victoria’s Secret while he shops for new sissy lingerie!

All of a sudden, he had to go.  So, I guess he was about to get caught by someone.  Hehe.  It’s so funny when all of a sudden you phone sex boys get all quiet and say you have to go in a hurry.  Well, hopefully, he didn’t get caught because I think he has very good potential to be My sissy whore.  I wonder how many cocks he can service at once?

Call Me and maybe you can be My cock sucking sissy whore too!
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Fuck Me I’m a Faggot Frog!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  So screwdriver boy called Me tonight.  He told Me about how it gets his dicklet really hard to wear panties for Me and to wiggle his ass and shove the handle of a screw driver in it.  That was a mistake.  Because once I know how much he loves to do it for Me, I knew that I couldn’t just let him do it.  WAY too easy for him.  Besides, I love to push boundaries.

So, I had to rev things up a notch.  I mean, shoving a screwdriver in your ass pussy while wearing a pair of panties just might not be humiliating enough!  If humiliation is what screw driver boy needs, hehe, humiliation is what he will get!!  I had him put his little sissy ass on a pillow and face his ass toward the wall.  Then I had him put his legs up on the wall.  I made him bend his knees and push them out to the side – like an upside down frog.

Then I made him beg for the screw driver.  I made him shove the handle of the screw driver up his ass while he said “fuck Me, I’m a faggot frog!” over and over.  Hahahaha!

I would have given tool pussy boy a golden cock except for two things.  He didn’t know how to croak while he was fucking his faggot fanny like a frog, and he substituted the word sissy for faggot.  After all, if he uses the word faggot while fucking himself in the ass with a screw driver like an upside down frog, it might make him gay.  Now THAT would be embarrassing!  If he uses the word sissy while he screws himself with a screw driver while wearng panties and wiggling his ass upside down with his legs spread like a frog, he can maintain his dignity.  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Call Me and I will humiliate you too!  😉

The Sissy Sissy Faggot Song

Every once in a while, I read through My feedback.  Of course, most of you worship the ground I walk on.  But not You're not a man, you're a sissy sissy faggot.every Domme and sub click together or are a good match, so there’s always a discontented fool (not a Jewel’s fool – lol!) or two leaving less than optimal feedback.  No big deal.

What really stays in My mind when I read My feedback are comments like the one left recently for My Sissy Sissy Faggot song.  The comment is “A true classic”.  That cracked Me up!  Thank you to My good little bitch who wrote it.  It was well deserved, of course.  But, if you have heard the Sissy Sissy Faggot Song, you will know how utterly ridiculous and humiliating the song is.

My little song isn’t long, only two or three minutes, but I manage to pack a big load of sissy humiliation into those couple of minutes.  I just sing and chant that you are not a real man – you are a Sissy Sissy Faggot!  It’s been a pretty big hit – lots of My sluts love it when I sing song it to them on the phone.  You can click the button above to hear it 24 / 7.

So when I think of that song, and I think of the feedback “A true classic”, I can’t help but crack up.  A classic!  Hahahaha!  Yes… it’s a sissy humiliation classic!  You sissy faggots are so lucky.  I spoil you almost as much as you spoil Me.  Superb phone sex humiliation at a very reasonable price… lots of recordings to listen to if I am not available… a hand picked list of the very best femdom flirts of NiteFlirt for you to call when I am not logged on… and a network of blogs, sissy and femdom porn, and VERY HOT (and true) phone sex stories posted on My blogs.

So when a devoted slut does something that deserves recognition, he is also lucky that I enjoy posting about such things.  The Sissy Sissy Faggot Song is “a true classic”!  That’s hilarious.  I also love some of MGolden Cock phone sex awardy other comments and feed back like “Great recording, maybe the sexiest voice on night flirt”,  “I worship Princess Jewel forever” and “god that was so fucking hot! would love to listen to that over and over… and probably will”.  Such good little faggots to write those compliments that I so totally deserve.  🙂

As for the one or two who were less than satisfied, that’s ok.  I’m sure they will find another flirt who they click with.  But, unfortunately for them, they will be deprived of wonderful Me.  Lol.  So now that I think of it, those of you who left such amusing feedback for My Sissy Sissy Faggot Song (and all My other listings and blogs too), here is a collective Golden Cock Award for putting a smile on My pretty face and for making Me laugh!  Good girls!

…The Sissy Sissy Faggot Song – A true classic…  OMG, I’m still cracking up!  🙂

Ass Licker’s Password Instructions

Ass licking phone sex loserIf you have been following My blog, you will have noticed that losers sometimes need to be punished.  When I give orders, I expect them to be carried out.  Since ass licking loser boy didn’t complete his assignment, he must pay this loser fee to get the password for his post.  If anyone else wants it, just email Me, you can have it for free.

And BTW – I found that graphic  <<— EXACTLY as is!  LOL!!!!  I think it is quite appropriate – not to mention hilarious!

Cock Sucker Earns a Golden Cock Award

I’ve been talking to this little faggot for quite a while now.  He has made such great progress in his I loved hearing My sissy suck tranny cocksissification!  What a sissy whore.  Just so you know, I’m talking about bottle boy.  If you have been following My blog, you’ll know that this girly boy used to fuck his ass with a bottle while wearing a pair of panties!  I loved teasing this sissy sissy faggot about fucking a bottle.

Little by little, bottle boy know he had to suck real cock.  And he knew he had to get fucked in his ass pussy by a real cock too.  He did this a while ago and told Me all about it!  You can read about his sissy faggot cock sucking adventure too.

Now he’s a tranny cock addict.  I think he figures that if he sucks shemale cock that he’s really not a faggot.  Ummm…. right.  Lol!  He’s been sucking tranny cock and getting fucked for quite a while now.

So he called Me the other night and asked if I would be around in a little while.  He was on his way to meeting his tranny friend and wanted Me to listen to him suck cock and take her shemale cock deep into his ass pussy.

There’s really nothing like listening to a sissy faggot suck real cock.  This was no exception.  I kept telling him what a girly whore he is and whispering all sorts of nasty stuff in his ear.  You should have heard him licking, sucking and slobbering all over her cock.  And he was moaning in ecstasy the whole time.

Then I heard him getting fucked.  He took that tranny cock hard and deep!  The whole time I was making him saying humiliating things while she fucked him.  It was great to hear him finally explode.  He must have shot his goo right up to the ceiling!

What a good girl for calling Me while he sucked and got fucked by tranny cock.  Thats’s why bottle boy – or should I say ex-bottle boy – gets the Golden Cock Award!

My New Five Star Flirts

My poor little sissy sissy faggots miss Me when I am not logged in to NiteFlirt. I know how much you need to be sissified, dominated and whored out. Since I can’t possibly be available to emasculate you sluts 24 / 7, I have hand picked some Five Star Flirts for you for when I am away.

Only the hottest Princesses, most emasculating phone sex girls and greediest Mistresses will be in My new Five Star Flirts group.  My sluts are used to the best – ME – and should get it even if I am not available to sissify you Myself.

Click on the Five Star Flirts button and you will find the best collection of Princesses and Dommes NiteFlirt phone sex has to offer.  I expect you sluts to be on your best behavior when you call My colleagues.  Make sure that you are the sluttiest faggot cock sucker, girliest sissy bitch or most pathetic money pig loser that you can be.  I expect nothing but the best from My phone sex customers too!  Hehehe.  Good girl!