♫ Five Gold-en Cocks! ♫

Ha,ha, ha!  All My sluts are begging for the Golden Cock Award!  I just got off the phone with Tinker Ballerina, and the cock sucker really wanted to earn a Golden Cock Award.  Hmmm… he has already done so many humiliating sissy faggots things that it gets harder to keep topping Myself.

Then, it came to Me.  Lol!!!  I had Alice in SissyLand sing Me a holiday song. Five Golden Cocks for MY Sissy Faggot This is how is goes:

♫  On the fifth day of Christmas, My Princess gave to Me… FIVE ♫ GOLD-EN ♫ COCKS!

Four pairs of panties, ♫

♫ Three jars of lube,

Two hairy balls… ♫

♫ And a BIG FAT COCK in my ass!!! ♫

OMG!  It was hilarious.  I had sissy boy on the floor, humping his ass on the side of the bed, singing My song over and over.  I couldn’t stop laughing at him.  Talk about a humiliation slut.

Then, I had him begging for a nice big cock between his legs for Christmas.  So sissy ballerina boy started begging for a big cock.  A real man’s cock.  Not a tiny and pathetic one like his.  In fact, his clitty dicklet is sooo small that I had him beg for an elf cock.  Haha.  I made him ask for an elf cock for Christmas ’cause an elf cock would be bigger than his pathetic clitty!

I was really laughing at this ridiculous sissy boy, but then we got disconnected.  🙁  I could hear him desperately trying to hear Me and trying to get Me back, but his cell phone must have cut out.  Poor little humiliated tiny-dicked bitch.  I was almost ready to let him cum, too.

♫ Happy Birthday, Dear Dumb Ass… ♫

Dumb Ass on his birthday… with his credit card… lots of Jack & Cocks (um… I mean Cokes)… and ME!  Think it was an expensive combination?  Duh!!

Dumb ass called Me the night before his birthday, hiding in his hotel room bathroom and totally drunk.  He immediately started whining “It’s me, dumb ass!”  Hahaha.  I love it when this loser gets drunk.  I can get really merciless with him.  And, of course, he always cums back for more humiliation and financial domination.

Financial domination for phone sex loserI was going to make him cum in the ice machine in the hotel hallway, but even I didn’t have the heart to make him do it.  I just kept imagining some poor woman getting a little something extra in her diet Coke.  Hahaha.  So I let him off the hook for that one.

But I told the faggot that the next time he is in a hotel overnight, to cum early and save it.  Then I’ll make him slut around the hotel and spread his sissy slime all over the place… doorknobs, house phones, soda machines, etc.

So then the cock sucker called Me back the next night.  He was back home and on the verge of passing out he was so drunk.  What a loser!  I just put the phone down on My bed, and ignored him for quite a while.  I was having fun IMing and shopping for corsets with one of My favorite customers.  As we were IMing, I kept hearing snores cuming out of the phone on My bed.  Hahahaha!

Every so often, I had to wake up dumb ass to make sure that he refilled his account.  I would pick up the phone and whisper, “dumb ass… cock sucker… loooooser…” and he would wake up!  Finally he was awake enough to play raise the rate.  And since it was his birthday, I wanted to do something really special.

After all, on his birthday, I should get lots of presents, shouldn’t I?!  So, I just HAD to raise My rate as high as it can go.  $50 per minute.  The whole time I was still IM shopping with one of My sluts on line.  We kept laughing at what an idiot this faggot is.

So, for $50/min, I called him a cock sucker, a drunken loser and a fat little oinking piggy (yes, I made him oink!).  Hahahah!  That was about the only thing that got his drunken little dicklet excited.  How pathetic!  I kept him going at that rate until I had sucked all of his money out of his NiteFlirt account.  He whined and begged like a drunken faggot money slave for Me to lower My rate just a little bit.

I told him to add another several hundred dollars into his phone sex account, hung up on him and reset My rate to $14.99 per min.  I had planned on telling phone sex loser boy to pass out and that his hard little dicklet wasn’t going to cum, but NiteFlirt screwed up!  How disappointing!

There was a bug in the NiteFlirt system last night and when I hung up on loser boy the last time, My call button got stuck on ‘busy’, so no one could get through.  🙁  What a let down.  I did have fun IMing with My corset cock sucker, and wound up having LOTS of fun with corset boy later when My button was fixed, but poor dumb ass got left cold.  Actually, I really did enjoy that too!  I love fucking with his head.

I had him telling Me that I owned every part of his body and his wallet at $50/minute!  But, since this cock  controlled loser boy got left in the lurch due to a NiteFlirt glitch, I am leaving him with a birthday assignment.  All he has to do is to blow the candle… er, I mean blow out the candle and he will get his assignment.  For a small fee, of course.

So… ♫  Happy birthday to Me… I mean you! Hahaha!  ♫

New Phone Sex Loser!

Ya’ know – it’s so funny when I talk to you losers.  I don’t know, somehow, I just KNOW that the guy I am talking to is a LOSER.

This guy called Me for the first time tonight.  Lol – now I will make him My fool forever.  He was pretty pathetic.  He even told Me that it takes him a long time to make his Teeny Halloweenie squirt!  I really enjoy taking advantage of new faggots.  Those of you who know Me, know how much I love to jump into your heads and mind fuck you.

Well, it wasn’t too hard to mind fuck this loser!  Within about two seconds, he told Me that he wants to suck the creamy cum treat out of a nice big Halloween chocolate cock.  Then he told Me that he is a loser, and then he told Me that he has a tiny little dick and it’s hard for him to cum.

So… what’s a girl to do?

You got it.  I hung up on him and doubled My rate.  Ha, ha, ha!  Of course he called Me back two seconds later, drooling and saying that he almost spewed all over himself when I hung up on him.  Loser!  I have to say, I  misjudged him slightly though.  I’ll have to remember to pace Myself a little better next time.  ‘Cause as soon as I told him that I was going to clean out his NiteFlirt account, his sissy faggot Teeny Halloweenie blew!  Lol.  Next time, I’ll have to adjust the pace and help Myself to his credit cards too!  😉

Punishment for dumb ass loser – Part 1

Most of you sissy faggot sluts who call Me know If have a very creative imagination and know that I can cum up with some rather unusual circumstances to satisfy your depraved fantasies.  I have a blog post all written and ready to be published about just such an event that happened this past weekend.  However, the cock sucking loser subject of the post needs to be punished.  He knows who he is and he knows why.

This really is one of My more creative humiliation sessions, and it’s utterly hilarious.  I have to say, it’s some of My finest work.  HAHAHHA!  I will publish it with a password so that dumb ass can’t read it until he makes amends. If you would like a good laugh, just email Me (princessjewel@jewelsfools.com) and I will be happy to supply the password to you.

xxoo,

Princess Jewel

My New Favicon

Do you sissy sluts like My new favicon?  What’s a favicon?  It’s the little icon that you should see right now in the left side of your address bar.  A pretty pair of shiny pink open lips.

It seemed appropriate – don’t you think?  But I have to say it was a hard choice.  The lips seemed perfect.  Hot girly lips that are just like mine.  Full, soft and shiny.  Or, they could be like yours.  Slutty, open and waiting for a cock to suck.

I really had make a tough decision, though.  I was able to narrow it down to two choices:

Pretty Pink Lips   -OR-   A big fat carrot 

Do you think I made the right choice?

Cum Shooting Mastur-baste-tion Princess Puts On A Sissy Show

I spoke to the masturbast-ion princess this afternoon.  He had been prancing around in a white baby doll all day.  I asked him why he likes this baby doll so much and he said because of the way the skirt flairs out when he twirls around!  I think he might need a ballet lesson.

He was really worked up because he had been playing all afternoon – fucking himself with a cock, prancing around like a girly whore and saving his cum.  This faggot slut loves to perform in public.  I guess that there is just nothing quite like exposing yourself and your sissiness to all your friends and neighbors!

So I had him get down on the floor and stick his faggot ass up in the air.  I put him on stage, opened the curtain and made him put on a HOT and HUMILIATING show.  First, I had the guy that he watches at the gym cum up on stage.  I made the princess confess all his cocksucking and cum eating desires to him.  Then, of course, I had the guy fuck his sissy ass pussy with a hig dildo right on stage in front of everybody.

I did all sorts of other humiliating things to him too.  But the best was when I made him take the cock out of his ass pussy, rub it all over his face, dip it in the cum he had saved from earlier and beg to have his face shot full of cum!  As soon as I mentioned shooting his cum at his face from a turkey baster, this faggot slut was in the kitchen trying to find one.

He couldn’t find one, so instead, I had him hold the former ass dildo over his face and told him to pour the cum onto the dildo.  What a cum slut!  The cum dripped down all over his sissy faggot face and he LOVED it!  Lol.  He shot a huge load of sissy juice out of his clitty dick and drank that down too.  What a good little faggot!

NiteFlirt Sissy Slut Proposes to His Only Girlfriend

If you have seen Jewel’s Fools with Teeny Tools lately, you’ll have seen the picture of Sissy Joy’s girlfriend.  He’s is a 26 year old virgin.  That alone is humiliating enough.  But the things I do to this sissy faggot are absolutely hysterical!

When sissy slut Joy told Me that he was a virgin, My head began to spin with sissy humiliation ideas.  What did I come up with?  Well, the fact that he will never have a girlfriend is obviously because of his small sissy clit. That, of course, led to the thought that his right hand will be the only thing to ever touch his clitty dick.  So, therefore, his right hand is his one and only girlfriend!

OMFG!  The sissy phonesex calls have been soooo fucking funny!  I make sissy boy joy put his ‘girlfriend’ on the phone and talk to Me in a high girly voice.  I make him say things to his girlfriend like “I love you girlfriend” and “You are such a good cocksucker.”  Hahahaha!  I even had him draw lips on his fist and pour lube into his first and had him tell his girlfriend “Suck my clit, you whore.”

I can’t even imagine how this level of ridicule could actually get a humiliation slut excited.  But it does!  A lot.  Finally, I had sissy boy joy propose to his girlfriend.  I made him ask her to marry him!  She got on the phone and said in her high voice that she wants big cocks, not sissy clits.  But sissy and I got her to accept.  Sissy kept telling his ‘girlfriend’ how much he loves her and that she will be his forever.  I even promised that if they are both good girls, I may let them find some nice big cocks to play with.  I CAN’T WAIT for the wedding!

Sissy Tinkerbell Ballerina-Can You Get More Humiliation Than That?

Poor little Tinker-ballerina!  I spoke to him over a week ago, and I haven’t had a chance to post about his first ballet lesson until now.

I have to say, it was hilarious!  Ballerina boy bought a pretty, pretty ballet costume.  I don’t have the link anymore, so he’ll have to write Me a comment and add it in.  Anyway, it was very frilly and pretty!

I told him to look up some ballet moves online while he was waiting for his costume to come in the mail.  I told him to be sure that he could stand gracefully like a ballerina by the time his costume arrived.  I have to say that I got even more than I asked for.  Tinker-ballerina had learned all five ballet positions and some basic moves as well.  What a good girl.

I made him work up a whole routine.  Each time he did it, he added another graceful, girly move.  At the end of his routine, I made him do a little pirouette.  It was so funny.  I had him add in arm movements and told him to be very delicate and graceful. 

He did everything very well!  I even had him add his magic fairy spell to the routine.  But then the fun really started.  Once I knew what a good girl he had been and could see how hard he was working to be a prima ballerina, I decided to give him a reward.  Every good girl deserves a reward, don’t you think?

I let lucky little Tinker-ballerina get his dildo and stuff it up his ass.  Then I had him do some more ballet moves.  He had to do deep pliets (knee bends) and then cum up to his tippy toes.  Hee, hee.  You should have heard him as he sunk down on the cock.  He had never been fucked like that before.

Pretty soon I had him completly worked up.  He had bought a plastic ass and pussy to fuck and humiliate himself with.  I called it his girlfriend and made him fuck it hard.  It was so funny making him a prima ballerina and then making him hump his plastic girlfriend!  But I think it was an experience he’ll never forget!

Cum Eating Phonesex Fun With Sissy Slave Celery Boy

You humiliation sissy sluts REALLY crack Me up!  I spoke to celery boy a few nights ago and had such fun with him.  You should hear his voice when I make him do something really humiliating.  The way he says “Yes Princess” is great.  He says it like he knows he had to agree, but really isn’t sure that he should be agreeing.  Lol.

I have made him eat his own cum, fuck some celery, cum on his tooth brush, lick his girlfriend’s dirty panties… and what else?  Oh yes, that’s right, I utterly and painfully ruined one of his orgasms.  Hahahaha!  In fact, ruining his orgasm got Me so hot that I really want to do it again and again.  Maybe I should make a listing for it!  

Not only that, but I made him squirt jhis sissy juice so many times that night that he was in pain by the end.  Now I LOVED that!  It made Me want to force some sissy slut to cum over and over and over until it is really painful and he cums dry.  I want him to BEG ME to sop making him cum.  And then I want to make him cum once more.  I haven’t been able to do it yet – so I am definitely taking volunteers!

But anyway, that’s really not what I wanted to write about tonight.  I wanted to write about humiliating sissy slut celery boy.  He foolishly has this habit of calling Me when he has friends staying overnight.  You know that I have to take complete advantage of that!

This was great!  I had slut boy go out into the hall which all the bedrooms open up to.  Everyone was asleep and the doors were closed, but it was very quiet in the house.  One false move and he would get caught in a very humiliating position!  I made him jerk his little dicklet (5″ – lol) and get down on his knees.  He had to wag his ass back and forth and tell Me what a sissy faggot he is.  All very quietly of course.  He was moaning and groaning all over the place.  I really did think someone was going to wake up.

But the most humiliating thing that I made sissy slave boy do was to squirt his sissy cream all over the floor in the hallway!  Hee, hee.  Could you imagine if someone had opened one of the bedroom doors?  Since he is such a humiliation whore, he really shot a big wad of sissy cream and shot it hard.  Another audible groan.  Then was the best – I made him put his ass in the air and his face to the floor and lick up all of his cum off the hallway floor.  I could only imagine the utter humiliation if someone had opened one of the bedroom doors!

I really enjoy mind fucking him.  And the funny thing is that he almost always calls Me back a little while later the same night.  Once is just never enough for My cum eating humiliation sissy slut!

Are These True Sissy Faggot Phonesex Stories?

I have to admit that if I didn’t take sissy faggot fetish phonesex calls on NiteFlirt and I read this blog, I wouldn’t believe a word of it.  Do you guys REALLY get off to this humiliation?  Do so many of you REALLY have feminization and cocksucking fantasies?  Do you losers REALLY get off having a hot young girl like Me laugh at you, take your money and leave you broke?  I mean, most of these blog stories are downright ridiculous!  Hee, hee.  Ridiculous – but 100% TRUE!

And speaking of ridiculous – I think I can show any disbelievers out there that every word in this blog is true.  Not only are the stories true – but they aren’t even exaggerated!  Take note of the day this post is published.  If you have read My blog faithfully, you might just recognize something when you go to My NiteFlirt listing and check My feedback.

In the last couple of days, you will find a similarity between My blog and My feedback.  Lol.  Not only did I take loser boy to the cleaners, not only did I name his sissy clitty Little Miss Ridiculous, not only did I humiliate him and leave him broke, I also wrote all about it here in My blog for anyone to read.

Just in case I hadn’t done enough damage, I also sent some ridiculous pay mails to loser boy the next day just to see if he would pay them.  Duh!  Of course he did!

So anyway, My point is this.  If you read My feedback for the last few days, you will get complete confirmation of the fetish phonesex call that I wrote about recently.  It wan’t enough for dumb ass to be utterly humiliated and left broke.  It wasn’t enough for dumb ass to read about it in My blog.  He also had to write about it in My feedback so that the whole world will know what a dumb ass cock sucking ridiculous loser faggot money slave he is!  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!  I love NiteFlirt!

PS – I have had a couple of other equally ridiculous phone sex calls this weekend on NiteFlirt that I want to write about (this means YOU, celery boy – hahahaha), but I have better things to do right now, so it will have to wait.  Stay tuned – there’s lots more humiliation, faggot, cum eating, vegetable fucking phone sex stories on their way!