♫ Happy Birthday, Dear Dumb Ass… ♫

Dumb Ass on his birthday… with his credit card… lots of Jack & Cocks (um… I mean Cokes)… and ME!  Think it was an expensive combination?  Duh!!

Dumb ass called Me the night before his birthday, hiding in his hotel room bathroom and totally drunk.  He immediately started whining “It’s me, dumb ass!”  Hahaha.  I love it when this loser gets drunk.  I can get really merciless with him.  And, of course, he always cums back for more humiliation and financial domination.

Financial domination for phone sex loserI was going to make him cum in the ice machine in the hotel hallway, but even I didn’t have the heart to make him do it.  I just kept imagining some poor woman getting a little something extra in her diet Coke.  Hahaha.  So I let him off the hook for that one.

But I told the faggot that the next time he is in a hotel overnight, to cum early and save it.  Then I’ll make him slut around the hotel and spread his sissy slime all over the place… doorknobs, house phones, soda machines, etc.

So then the cock sucker called Me back the next night.  He was back home and on the verge of passing out he was so drunk.  What a loser!  I just put the phone down on My bed, and ignored him for quite a while.  I was having fun IMing and shopping for corsets with one of My favorite customers.  As we were IMing, I kept hearing snores cuming out of the phone on My bed.  Hahahaha!

Every so often, I had to wake up dumb ass to make sure that he refilled his account.  I would pick up the phone and whisper, “dumb ass… cock sucker… loooooser…” and he would wake up!  Finally he was awake enough to play raise the rate.  And since it was his birthday, I wanted to do something really special.

After all, on his birthday, I should get lots of presents, shouldn’t I?!  So, I just HAD to raise My rate as high as it can go.  $50 per minute.  The whole time I was still IM shopping with one of My sluts on line.  We kept laughing at what an idiot this faggot is.

So, for $50/min, I called him a cock sucker, a drunken loser and a fat little oinking piggy (yes, I made him oink!).  Hahahah!  That was about the only thing that got his drunken little dicklet excited.  How pathetic!  I kept him going at that rate until I had sucked all of his money out of his NiteFlirt account.  He whined and begged like a drunken faggot money slave for Me to lower My rate just a little bit.

I told him to add another several hundred dollars into his phone sex account, hung up on him and reset My rate to $14.99 per min.  I had planned on telling phone sex loser boy to pass out and that his hard little dicklet wasn’t going to cum, but NiteFlirt screwed up!  How disappointing!

There was a bug in the NiteFlirt system last night and when I hung up on loser boy the last time, My call button got stuck on ‘busy’, so no one could get through.  🙁  What a let down.  I did have fun IMing with My corset cock sucker, and wound up having LOTS of fun with corset boy later when My button was fixed, but poor dumb ass got left cold.  Actually, I really did enjoy that too!  I love fucking with his head.

I had him telling Me that I owned every part of his body and his wallet at $50/minute!  But, since this cock  controlled loser boy got left in the lurch due to a NiteFlirt glitch, I am leaving him with a birthday assignment.  All he has to do is to blow the candle… er, I mean blow out the candle and he will get his assignment.  For a small fee, of course.

So… ♫  Happy birthday to Me… I mean you! Hahaha!  ♫

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About Princess Jewel

I am Princess Jewel, your fetish and feminization phone sex Goddess. I just love to torment and tease My financial slaves and sissy boys.
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3 Comments

  1. Can’t wait to fuck you up for your birthday again this year, slavey boy – hehehehe!

  2. Princess I am terrified…but I will find a way to call you one of the nights when I can be alone and have you control all of me!

  3. Terrified? Yet totally excited to be completely controlled and manipulated by Me the way you need. Your little horny stick is probably dripping already.

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