♫ Happy Birthday, Dear Dumb Ass… ♫

Dumb Ass on his birthday… with his credit card… lots of Jack & Cocks (um… I mean Cokes)… and ME!  Think it was an expensive combination?  Duh!!

Dumb ass called Me the night before his birthday, hiding in his hotel room bathroom and totally drunk.  He immediately started whining “It’s me, dumb ass!”  Hahaha.  I love it when this loser gets drunk.  I can get really merciless with him.  And, of course, he always cums back for more humiliation and financial domination.

Financial domination for phone sex loserI was going to make him cum in the ice machine in the hotel hallway, but even I didn’t have the heart to make him do it.  I just kept imagining some poor woman getting a little something extra in her diet Coke.  Hahaha.  So I let him off the hook for that one.

But I told the faggot that the next time he is in a hotel overnight, to cum early and save it.  Then I’ll make him slut around the hotel and spread his sissy slime all over the place… doorknobs, house phones, soda machines, etc.

So then the cock sucker called Me back the next night.  He was back home and on the verge of passing out he was so drunk.  What a loser!  I just put the phone down on My bed, and ignored him for quite a while.  I was having fun IMing and shopping for corsets with one of My favorite customers.  As we were IMing, I kept hearing snores cuming out of the phone on My bed.  Hahahaha!

Every so often, I had to wake up dumb ass to make sure that he refilled his account.  I would pick up the phone and whisper, “dumb ass… cock sucker… loooooser…” and he would wake up!  Finally he was awake enough to play raise the rate.  And since it was his birthday, I wanted to do something really special.

After all, on his birthday, I should get lots of presents, shouldn’t I?!  So, I just HAD to raise My rate as high as it can go.  $50 per minute.  The whole time I was still IM shopping with one of My sluts on line.  We kept laughing at what an idiot this faggot is.

So, for $50/min, I called him a cock sucker, a drunken loser and a fat little oinking piggy (yes, I made him oink!).  Hahahah!  That was about the only thing that got his drunken little dicklet excited.  How pathetic!  I kept him going at that rate until I had sucked all of his money out of his NiteFlirt account.  He whined and begged like a drunken faggot money slave for Me to lower My rate just a little bit.

I told him to add another several hundred dollars into his phone sex account, hung up on him and reset My rate to $14.99 per min.  I had planned on telling phone sex loser boy to pass out and that his hard little dicklet wasn’t going to cum, but NiteFlirt screwed up!  How disappointing!

There was a bug in the NiteFlirt system last night and when I hung up on loser boy the last time, My call button got stuck on ‘busy’, so no one could get through.  🙁  What a let down.  I did have fun IMing with My corset cock sucker, and wound up having LOTS of fun with corset boy later when My button was fixed, but poor dumb ass got left cold.  Actually, I really did enjoy that too!  I love fucking with his head.

I had him telling Me that I owned every part of his body and his wallet at $50/minute!  But, since this cock  controlled loser boy got left in the lurch due to a NiteFlirt glitch, I am leaving him with a birthday assignment.  All he has to do is to blow the candle… er, I mean blow out the candle and he will get his assignment.  For a small fee, of course.

So… ♫  Happy birthday to Me… I mean you! Hahaha!  ♫

My New Favicon

Do you sissy sluts like My new favicon?  What’s a favicon?  It’s the little icon that you should see right now in the left side of your address bar.  A pretty pair of shiny pink open lips.

It seemed appropriate – don’t you think?  But I have to say it was a hard choice.  The lips seemed perfect.  Hot girly lips that are just like mine.  Full, soft and shiny.  Or, they could be like yours.  Slutty, open and waiting for a cock to suck.

I really had make a tough decision, though.  I was able to narrow it down to two choices:

Pretty Pink Lips   -OR-   A big fat carrot 

Do you think I made the right choice?

Cum Shooting Mastur-baste-tion Princess Puts On A Sissy Show

I spoke to the masturbast-ion princess this afternoon.  He had been prancing around in a white baby doll all day.  I asked him why he likes this baby doll so much and he said because of the way the skirt flairs out when he twirls around!  I think he might need a ballet lesson.

He was really worked up because he had been playing all afternoon – fucking himself with a cock, prancing around like a girly whore and saving his cum.  This faggot slut loves to perform in public.  I guess that there is just nothing quite like exposing yourself and your sissiness to all your friends and neighbors!

So I had him get down on the floor and stick his faggot ass up in the air.  I put him on stage, opened the curtain and made him put on a HOT and HUMILIATING show.  First, I had the guy that he watches at the gym cum up on stage.  I made the princess confess all his cocksucking and cum eating desires to him.  Then, of course, I had the guy fuck his sissy ass pussy with a hig dildo right on stage in front of everybody.

I did all sorts of other humiliating things to him too.  But the best was when I made him take the cock out of his ass pussy, rub it all over his face, dip it in the cum he had saved from earlier and beg to have his face shot full of cum!  As soon as I mentioned shooting his cum at his face from a turkey baster, this faggot slut was in the kitchen trying to find one.

He couldn’t find one, so instead, I had him hold the former ass dildo over his face and told him to pour the cum onto the dildo.  What a cum slut!  The cum dripped down all over his sissy faggot face and he LOVED it!  Lol.  He shot a huge load of sissy juice out of his clitty dick and drank that down too.  What a good little faggot!

Another New Cock Sucking Sissy Faggot

I have been meaning to write about this for a really long time.  I have been very busy working on some other projects, though, and got very behind on My blogging.  I really do enjoy writing about all you girly boys!I am a faggot cock sucker

Anyway, I have made another brand new cock sucker!  Sissy faggot bottle boy finally was so overwhelmed by his desire to be a cock sucking faggot whore that he popped his faggot cherry recently.  Read the comments associated with the post I liked to in the previous sentence, and you will be able to read ALL about his faggot adventures!

I just have to say that even though he wrote the comment on My blog right after he got his sissy pussy fucked, it just wasn’t the same thing as hearing him tell Me exactly what happened.  His voice was quivering and he was gasping as he relived being an actual faggot cocksucker all over again.  When he told Me about getting fucked, sissy bitch almost couldn’t contain himself.  Hearing all about it was really HOT.  Knowing that I gave him a much needed push in the cocksucking direction was even hotter!

I spoke to the bottle fucker again tonight and really drove him crazy.  I think I may have mentioned how much I enjoy having My phonesex faggot bitches in the palm of My hand.  This fetish phone sex call was no exception.  He has this fantasy about sucking the cock of one of his good friends while the friends wife watches. 

That’s nothing new.  But the fun part is that every time he sees them, he steals a pair of her dirty panties.  Sissy bitch sniffs them, licks them and always winds up wearing them.  Anyway, you should have heard him tonight.  I was making him say how much he wants his friend’s cock.  In the past, I’ve told him to think of being his friend’s bitch everytime he is there.  Now I know that the idea is planted in his brain, and that every time he goes to visit this couple, he won’t be able to stop thinking about being their sissy slut!

He really got hot tonight.  The way he exploded while imagining his friend fucking his sissy ass pussy was unbelievable!  I told him what a good girl he is for being a panty stealing, cock sucking, sissy faggot whore!

NiteFlirt Sissy Slut Proposes to His Only Girlfriend

If you have seen Jewel’s Fools with Teeny Tools lately, you’ll have seen the picture of Sissy Joy’s girlfriend.  He’s is a 26 year old virgin.  That alone is humiliating enough.  But the things I do to this sissy faggot are absolutely hysterical!

When sissy slut Joy told Me that he was a virgin, My head began to spin with sissy humiliation ideas.  What did I come up with?  Well, the fact that he will never have a girlfriend is obviously because of his small sissy clit. That, of course, led to the thought that his right hand will be the only thing to ever touch his clitty dick.  So, therefore, his right hand is his one and only girlfriend!

OMFG!  The sissy phonesex calls have been soooo fucking funny!  I make sissy boy joy put his ‘girlfriend’ on the phone and talk to Me in a high girly voice.  I make him say things to his girlfriend like “I love you girlfriend” and “You are such a good cocksucker.”  Hahahaha!  I even had him draw lips on his fist and pour lube into his first and had him tell his girlfriend “Suck my clit, you whore.”

I can’t even imagine how this level of ridicule could actually get a humiliation slut excited.  But it does!  A lot.  Finally, I had sissy boy joy propose to his girlfriend.  I made him ask her to marry him!  She got on the phone and said in her high voice that she wants big cocks, not sissy clits.  But sissy and I got her to accept.  Sissy kept telling his ‘girlfriend’ how much he loves her and that she will be his forever.  I even promised that if they are both good girls, I may let them find some nice big cocks to play with.  I CAN’T WAIT for the wedding!

Missed the Faggot-Fucking Phone Call Again – Damn!

I was pretty busy last night.  Sissy Joy proposed to his only girlfriend (his right hand), a faggot slut called Me twice so he could fuck his ass pussy with a screwdriver and a loser called Me so that his one-time girlfriend (a real one – not his hand) could cuckold him and have her new boyfriend fuck him while he licked the former girlfriend’s ass.  You know – it was the just usual stuff!  Lol.

Shortly after I hung up with one sissy, My phone rang again and it was Fag Party Boy.  I’m not sure why, but I love hearing about what a faggot he is – it gets Me HOT!  I keep telling him that I want to hear him sucking a cock or getting fucked.

He’s been such a good girl too.  He tried to call Me several times from the Fag Party, but it was the hour or so I wasn’t logged on that night.   So, of course, he tried to call Me again last night while he had a huge, dominant cock in his ass, but I was on another call and I missed it.  Damn!!

Faggot cocksucking has been gettng Me really hot lately.  But, it depends on the faggots who are participating.  I LOVED hearing about several new cock sucking faggots and thought their stories were really hot.  But, when someone like Zucchini boy calls and I make him suck his former girlfriend’s new boyfriend’s cock, it only makes Me laugh.

So, unfortunatley, I had to settle for only hearing about the faggot pick up a dominant guy at the fag bar.  And I had to settle for only hearing about how My sissy slut was in such a rush to get fucked that he didn’t even suck the cock for very long.  But I did make him squirt his sissy cum and mix it all over his chest with the cum from the guy who had just fucked him.  And I did enjoy hearing him lick it up like a good little sissy girl.  What I really want to hear is the faggot cocksucking.  Hopefully soon, we’ll get our timing right and I will get to hear it first hand!

Are These True Sissy Faggot Phonesex Stories?

I have to admit that if I didn’t take sissy faggot fetish phonesex calls on NiteFlirt and I read this blog, I wouldn’t believe a word of it.  Do you guys REALLY get off to this humiliation?  Do so many of you REALLY have feminization and cocksucking fantasies?  Do you losers REALLY get off having a hot young girl like Me laugh at you, take your money and leave you broke?  I mean, most of these blog stories are downright ridiculous!  Hee, hee.  Ridiculous – but 100% TRUE!

And speaking of ridiculous – I think I can show any disbelievers out there that every word in this blog is true.  Not only are the stories true – but they aren’t even exaggerated!  Take note of the day this post is published.  If you have read My blog faithfully, you might just recognize something when you go to My NiteFlirt listing and check My feedback.

In the last couple of days, you will find a similarity between My blog and My feedback.  Lol.  Not only did I take loser boy to the cleaners, not only did I name his sissy clitty Little Miss Ridiculous, not only did I humiliate him and leave him broke, I also wrote all about it here in My blog for anyone to read.

Just in case I hadn’t done enough damage, I also sent some ridiculous pay mails to loser boy the next day just to see if he would pay them.  Duh!  Of course he did!

So anyway, My point is this.  If you read My feedback for the last few days, you will get complete confirmation of the fetish phonesex call that I wrote about recently.  It wan’t enough for dumb ass to be utterly humiliated and left broke.  It wasn’t enough for dumb ass to read about it in My blog.  He also had to write about it in My feedback so that the whole world will know what a dumb ass cock sucking ridiculous loser faggot money slave he is!  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!  I love NiteFlirt!

PS – I have had a couple of other equally ridiculous phone sex calls this weekend on NiteFlirt that I want to write about (this means YOU, celery boy – hahahaha), but I have better things to do right now, so it will have to wait.  Stay tuned – there’s lots more humiliation, faggot, cum eating, vegetable fucking phone sex stories on their way!

Wanna’ Hear All About The Fag Party?

I know I did!  I wrote about My girly boy cock sucker going to a faggot fantasty fiesta a couple of weeks ago.  Turns out that the fag party was everything he wanted and more!  I am a faggot cock sucker

I told girly boy that he was to call Me once the fun got started at the fag party, cause I wanted to hear him suck cock.  Being the sissy slut that he is, he told Me he would really try to call.

You know that he called in the hour and a half that I was not logged on that night.  Grrr.  But, even so, hearing the story second hand was pretty good too.

He got all dressed up in a sissy baby doll outfit.  It was brand new for just such an occasion.  Lol.  He was on a bed and was surrounded by wasted horny fags who needed his mouth wrapped around their cocks.

He sucked six cocks that night!  And I have to give credit where credit is due.  Girly boy tried to call Me three times, but couldn’t get Me.  He told Me all about having all those cocks in his face.  He told Me about having them cum all over him, and about how he left some of the cum on his face to dry (eww).

The best was that he followed My instructions exactly!  Towards the end of the night, he got fucked in his sissy ass pussy good and hard.  I gave him strict instructions that he was to have a mouthful of cum and then kiss it into another guy’s mouth.  He did a great job!

Just before some fag was about to shoot cum into girly boy’s ass pussy, he pulled out, ripped off the condom and shot cum into girly boy’s mouth instead!  Then, with a mouth full of cum, girly boy pulled the other fag down close to him and kissed him deep.  They played with the cum on their tongues and swapped it back and forth.

Now, I have to say that the thought of the cum swapping is pretty disgusting to Me.  Lol.  But, the thought of My bitch kissing the faggot who just fucked him with a mouth full of cum just because I told him to is fucking hot!  Good girl (hmm… maybe I need to make a good girl award too)!

So even though girly boy has been fucked and sucked cock before (um… lots), he followed My instructions to the letter.  So he gets the Cock Sucker Award too!

My Little Bitch Pops His Faggot Cherry

It’s been a while since this happened.  But I certainly wouldn’t forget to write all about it!  I spoke to My little gay wanna be a few days ago – and he finally did it!  He went cock sucking! I am a faggot cock sucker

I have to say, I LOVED hearing all about it!  Poor little bitch probably thinks I forgot all about him.  But this is something I definitely wouldn’t forget (and neither is the Fag Party, J, I’ll get to you next!!)!

Anyway, he told Me all about what happened.  How he met up with a guy in a hotel.  He told me everything!  I got to hear all about how they kissed.  Then I got to hear about how they pressed their naked bodies against each other.  It got Me pretty hot too.  And of course knowing that I helped push him over the edge to become a cocksucker got Me very hot!

Then My phonesex bitch told Me about the actual cocksucking.  He told Me all about how he was nervous to be with another guy for the first time, but how he knew he needed to be gay.  Hearing him relive the moment in his head was great.

You know he needed to get fucked too.  On his back.  Like a girly slut.  He had been training his ass pussy for this exact moment.  I loved every perverted detail.  I only wish I could have heard it first hand.  Hearing this newly gay sissy slut describe his ass pussy getting fucked by a nice big cock was great.

Faggot sluts sucking cock and getting fucked just seems soooo wrong.  Lol.  I think that’s why it’s hot.  I know how much it takes you phonesex sluts to even be able to admit that you want to be cock whores.  How even the thought of it takes away your masculinity.  Knowing that I am aiding and abeting (is that the right expression) just makes it better!  The control and manipulation of getting you to break down and admit that you want to be faggots is what I really love!

Then I turn you girly sluts into actual cocksuckers!  My little gay bitch is the first to get the Cock Sucker Award, but there are a few more who will be mentioned in My next posts.  Keep up the good work, sluts.  Very soon you will all be My cock sucking, cum eating, pussy fucked, sissy sissy faggot bitches!

New BLACK COCK NiteFlirt Recording!

I haven’t been around as much as usual in the last couple of days.  You poor little faggots must really miss Me!  So I figured I would give all My sissy cock sucker sluts a little treat for being so patient.

I just made a brand new recorded fetish listing on NiteFlirt.  It’s called “Suck BLACK COCK for Me Faggot!”  Can you guess what it’s about?  Lol.  All of you sissy faggots who speak to Me on a regular basis know how much I love girly cock sucker boys.  So I decided to make a phone sex recording featuring what you dream about – BIG BLACK COCK!

In this recording I make you suck lots and lots of black cock.  I get you all sticky and full of cum too.  Hee, hee.  There’s a little surprise at the end.  I know you little cock suckers are going to love it!  I have lots of recorded phone sex listings on NiteFlirt.  Click here to check them out!

PS – I have a BUNCH of stories to publish in this phone sex blog.  Several of you have been such good girls and have sucked REAL COCK.  Can’t wait to write all about it!