Sissy Rick is still a sissy loser wimp (duh). He is so desperate for a certain girl to notice him, but she never gives him the time of day. That’s because he’s so pathetic. He would to anything to humiliate himself in front of her and her boyfriend, so here is a list of things this sorry excuse for a man will pay her to be allowed to do:
- Humping her lawn naked… $25
- Removing her boyfriend’s clothes… $35
- Ricky has to pay every time she fucks a real man… $50
- Washing her boyfriend’s car while naked, wearing pink flip flops… $20
- Buying every one in her favorite bar drinks while he is forced to stand around naked in high heels like a sissy loser… $25 + cost of drinks
- Serving her and her boyfriend breakfast in bed right after they fuck… $40
- Mowing her boyfriend’s lawn, naked in high heels… $30
- Speaking to her on the phone… $10
- Leave her a voice mail or send her a text… $5
- Receiving a text from her… $5
- Doing all her chores and laundry while wearing a maid’s outfit, while she fucks her boyfriend… $60
- Being the ‘towel girl’ at her workplace… $50
- Being allowed to pay for her and her boyfriend to go on vacation… $100 + the cost of the vacation (first class all the way – Ricky will be the gopher for them while they are away)
- Being in her presence and not being allowed to touch his little Ricky sticky… $50
- Hand washing her boyfriend’s dirty underwear… $10/pair
- Blowing her boyfriend… $75
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends… $250
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends and not being allowed to squirt… $300
- Being forced out of the car naked and made to walk home in high heels… $45
Ricky is so pathetic he will do anything that she tells him to. He’s been drooling over her for years now, but she always ignores him. Hahaha. I guess it’s because he is suck a dork. She knows that he is a wimpy sissy loser and that he will do anything she tells him to, no matter how humiliating.
do you realize there are 300 responses that has got to be some kind of record ! so could you please take it down before someone see’s it i mean we did set a record ,,,hellooo
what if her man made me strip and buy drinks for everyone then they left and went home leaving me there ……ah embarrassing
what if this ….. oh never mind
yea no maybe we should take all those [pictures and namestuff on those comments down someone may see them !
All you have to do is call, Ricky.
but pwincess u know who may see this helloooo
pwincess!!!! pic still up u know who could find out hellloooo
pwincess hello pic
Ricky, hello… phone.
oh hello there do you know a certain nam,e and photo is still up and hello do you know a certain someone could see them …a … helloooo
oh boy oh boy oh boy everyone can see this D may hello uknow lets take it down whatya say
what up ! picture up! name up ! helloooo do i have to go wash u know whos car to get u to take it down? and what about Mitt geez what a dork
All you have to do is call, you dork.
what if you know who has seen this and is laughing at me
ill be washing her husbands car every week
wait a minute, its still up?
hellooooo there pic up pic up pic up do you know what movie line thats from ? CABLE GUY! but pic still up could be seen by a massager helllooooo!
pwincess dont you think enough people have seen it by now?
aw pwincess pic still up! do you think 25 dollars for humping the lawn is enough?
You’re getting desperate for Me aren’t you, Ricky?
oh yoooooo
are u watching the liars convention watch how much mittins blinks sure( tell ) on not telling the truth
wow what a moron god help us if he gets elected
HELLOOOOO PIC STILL UP!
Hellooooo… phone still hasn’t rung! 😉
this could be embarrassing if someone sees it!!!! dam i like embarrassment
if i clicked on that icon digg and hit submit would this go up there we should take this down uknow?
oh pwincess helloooo did you know my pic and name is still up well it is helllooooo maybe you could please take it down … you know who may end up getting a hold of it and start laughing hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
All you have to do is call, Ricky…
so everything ok where you live? hope so member that time you put up that stuff about you know who whew!
that floor humping and them going out with my credit card was a good one
Yes, Ricky, My power is back on… finally! 🙂 But, what a surprise, you’re still as pathetic as ever.
good thing your not on theres a girl on collarme who wants my pics and i put them up who knows what else she could find out yikes
Ricky, your such a sissy BITCH.
ooh there is a princess br– on collarme that is only 10 miles away I bet she knows people who may know me or seen me good thing my pics are down…. and my name
Good thing you’ll always be a pathetic sissy loser, Ricky, so I can put up your pix and name anytime I want.
but she is only 10 minutes away pwincess… that’s very close. she did switch her state to ohio after I left a msg.hmmm but it still says 10 minutes hmmmmm?
Ok, call Me and I’ll put up all your pathetic pix, links to you-know-who and then we can email her and show her what a pathetic dork you really are.
you wouldn’t !
Call Me and find out, you sissy wimp.
but then you know who might find out if it ended up on my profile before I checked it to take it down who knows who would see it Pwincess!!!!
Hehe!
so you should keep doing it to make me squirm what do you think?
I “should”? Try again, bitch boi.
dam ill never be on the 1st page… I am so hi now yowza
Send Me a nice big Christmas present and maybe you will be.
maybe I should have a facebook account then u know who would see it merry xmas pwincess
Thank you, Ricky. Don’t forget what is coming up in a couple of weeks, too! 🙂
huh mlk day?
Keep guessing…