I get so many wacky sissy and cock sucker phone sex calls. If you follow My blog, you’ll know exactly what I mean. But, this one had a new twist. At least new to Me.
This sissy boy called Me the other night telling Me that he was all dressed up like a sissy girl. He was talking in a silly girly voice, telling Me all about how his nails were so pretty and that he was all dressed up like a nasty little whore.
Then came the funny part. This girly boy told Me that he had a bottle up champagne plugged inside his sissy pussy. Hmm.. ok. Sounds uncomfortable, though. Probably not a good idea to go sticking a champagne bottle into your boy pussy, but too late now.
So, of course I laughed at him. After all, I was picturing him prancing around with a champagne bottle protruding from his ass. I figured wither he has really strong ass muscles or a giant pair of sissy panties to hold it in.
Wrong! This dumb fuck had siphoned the contents of a bottle of champagne up his sissy hole! Hahahaha! I really started laughing then! OMG! How do you sissy faggots cum up with this stuff. So he started telling Me all about how he wants to suck cock like a faggot whore and how he wants a big load of cum. You know – standard girly boy stuff.
But then I really got on a roll. Those of you who know Me will know what I mean. I just kept getting the visual of this sissy bitch prancing around with champagne corked up his ass. HAHAHAHA! The more I laughed, the more girly whore got excited. I could hear it in his voice how worked up he was at being utterly humiliated by Me. Lucky bastard. 😉
Then, I sent him right up to the top of the humiliation chart. I got this mental image of him dancing around and jumping up and down. You know what happens to champagne and soda when they get bounced around, don’t you?!
So I told him to really start jumping up and down – this way he could shoot himself across the room like a rocket with flames coming out of it. LOLOLOL! Only he’d be a sissy with champagne exploding out of his ass. I could hardly talk it was so funny.
The more hysterically I laughed, the more humiliated and excited fag boy got. It didn’t take long at all before his little dicklet was squirting its juice. I can only guess what happened at the other end! Hahahaha! I love this job. 🙂
Call Me, and I’ll humiliate you too. Your first three minutes are free!
