Sissy Rick is still a sissy loser wimp (duh). He is so desperate for a certain girl to notice him, but she never gives him the time of day. That’s because he’s so pathetic. He would to anything to humiliate himself in front of her and her boyfriend, so here is a list of things this sorry excuse for a man will pay her to be allowed to do:
- Humping her lawn naked… $25
- Removing her boyfriend’s clothes… $35
- Ricky has to pay every time she fucks a real man… $50
- Washing her boyfriend’s car while naked, wearing pink flip flops… $20
- Buying every one in her favorite bar drinks while he is forced to stand around naked in high heels like a sissy loser… $25 + cost of drinks
- Serving her and her boyfriend breakfast in bed right after they fuck… $40
- Mowing her boyfriend’s lawn, naked in high heels… $30
- Speaking to her on the phone… $10
- Leave her a voice mail or send her a text… $5
- Receiving a text from her… $5
- Doing all her chores and laundry while wearing a maid’s outfit, while she fucks her boyfriend… $60
- Being the ‘towel girl’ at her workplace… $50
- Being allowed to pay for her and her boyfriend to go on vacation… $100 + the cost of the vacation (first class all the way – Ricky will be the gopher for them while they are away)
- Being in her presence and not being allowed to touch his little Ricky sticky… $50
- Hand washing her boyfriend’s dirty underwear… $10/pair
- Blowing her boyfriend… $75
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends… $250
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends and not being allowed to squirt… $300
- Being forced out of the car naked and made to walk home in high heels… $45
Ricky is so pathetic he will do anything that she tells him to. He’s been drooling over her for years now, but she always ignores him. Hahaha. I guess it’s because he is suck a dork. She knows that he is a wimpy sissy loser and that he will do anything she tells him to, no matter how humiliating.
i wonder if ill end up on all the dating sites
who r u talkin too pwincess?
Jealous?
just worrien _ i know thats not how u spell it doin my textin lingo
I’ll give u something to worry about… 😉
what
Call Me and find out, u loser.
r u talking about me?
nno picture whew
did u text him?
who ya talkin too?
Hehe… wouldn’t you like to know. 😉
what if a wimp has control of my singles account hmmmm?
Ricky, a wimp does have control of ur singles account. Hahahahaha. 🙂
should i be back up on the internet? hmmmmm
what if my naked picture and name went back up on datehookup everyone could see it
Maybe we should update your profile. Hehe.
oh pwincess
saw a new girl from valpo kk lives close on hookup hmmmm
Ricky, do you ever get mad at your ricky sticky for making you act like such a dumb ass? 😉
yes pwincess
Hehehe.
you wouldnt dare
Maybe I should put ur profile back up for the weekend, you wimp.
wouldnt it be funny if i was in a bar with her and all her friends men and girls and she kept referring to me as Tinker bell to all her friends? and of course they would all be sitting at the table but there wre no more seats so i had to stand even when they got up to dance and know one was at the table sitting HMMM?
Maybe I should make you a new t-shirt that says ‘Tinkerbell’ and post the pic on ur profile. Hahaahahaa.
im sure eveybody would be laughing especially the girls
Think so, Rickybell?
the girls would be leaving me messages sayimg hi tinkerbell or ricky k——–
Hahahaha – Ur Tinkerricky!
id be out at a bar in indiana and some girls would go by and say thats ricky ku……. better known as tinkerbell lol
You mean they’d say ‘That’s Ricky K——… better known as Tinkerbell!’
yes than they would recognize my face laugh and put it on FACEBOOK! maybe even send it to d,li…
You’re so pathetic, Rickybell.
pwincess would you please take my name off when you google my name it comes up pleeease( on that comment im talking about)
I might if you call Me and beg Me.
pwincess please im twyin to be good -you an email
Just call Me for a minute, Rickybell. I’m going to bed early anyway.
you will find this hard to believe but i am drawing a blank on my code think im getting old
by the way miss you princess
Yes, I do find it hard to believe that you can’t remember your code, you dumb ass. But, of course I believe hat you miss Me. 😉
thank you pwincess!!!!!!!!! now we know( in the future of course) if you put up someones work or name in the comment section it would come up and be connected to your site with all those things i would have to pay oh boy more things to get nervous about
Yeah ur gonna pay alright. 😉
can you imagine someone googling her name or work and wimpy sissy loser comes up
Can you imagine someone actually CALLING Me to be humiliated? Hehehe.
ya see thats why i call , (comma) your humor is very good lots of people dont have that
its not up anymore when i google it thats good ….. so you mean to tell me if her name or work was up it would be linked to wimpy sissy loser?
If you don’t call Me tonight it might be, you loser.
than she would see what i would pay for princess ….she would laugh and take advantage of me pwincess…….
by the ay check out mazzy starr “flowers in december” good song