Sissy Rick is still a sissy loser wimp (duh). He is so desperate for a certain girl to notice him, but she never gives him the time of day. That’s because he’s so pathetic. He would to anything to humiliate himself in front of her and her boyfriend, so here is a list of things this sorry excuse for a man will pay her to be allowed to do:
- Humping her lawn naked… $25
- Removing her boyfriend’s clothes… $35
- Ricky has to pay every time she fucks a real man… $50
- Washing her boyfriend’s car while naked, wearing pink flip flops… $20
- Buying every one in her favorite bar drinks while he is forced to stand around naked in high heels like a sissy loser… $25 + cost of drinks
- Serving her and her boyfriend breakfast in bed right after they fuck… $40
- Mowing her boyfriend’s lawn, naked in high heels… $30
- Speaking to her on the phone… $10
- Leave her a voice mail or send her a text… $5
- Receiving a text from her… $5
- Doing all her chores and laundry while wearing a maid’s outfit, while she fucks her boyfriend… $60
- Being the ‘towel girl’ at her workplace… $50
- Being allowed to pay for her and her boyfriend to go on vacation… $100 + the cost of the vacation (first class all the way – Ricky will be the gopher for them while they are away)
- Being in her presence and not being allowed to touch his little Ricky sticky… $50
- Hand washing her boyfriend’s dirty underwear… $10/pair
- Blowing her boyfriend… $75
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends… $250
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends and not being allowed to squirt… $300
- Being forced out of the car naked and made to walk home in high heels… $45
Ricky is so pathetic he will do anything that she tells him to. He’s been drooling over her for years now, but she always ignores him. Hahaha. I guess it’s because he is suck a dork. She knows that he is a wimpy sissy loser and that he will do anything she tells him to, no matter how humiliating.
did you ever see shes out of my leaguestarring jay baruchel from knocked up and alice eve really good i know some of my recomendations you didnt like but this is a good comedy…. are you planning on putting her full name up to?
im kidding not about the movie thou
of course just kidding but what if it said she should take full advantage of ricky im sure he would pay for a vavation for her and her boyfriend somewhere warm
i was checking out all the real men and didnt see me (whew) i think my status is not visible Whew! made up a fake profile and it says profile is visible whew
might as well take my pic and number down now pwincess pwease
oh pwincess not sure if everyone can see it but my picture is still up ….. can we take it down?
the oscars are so lame
pwincess———- picture
Ricky——- phone
ya know all kidding aside you are funny … very witty so back to the pic we should take it down dont ya think? although i looked thru the males (impersonating a ) and didnt see the profile so mize well get rid of it okdoke
will you take the phone number down pwease
what if men start to call her and tell her that it says ricky will pay for all the massages ,she gets more business ,the men get free massages from her, and i dont get to see her only pay for them
thank you pwincess
You’re welcome, you pathetic wimp. 😉
oops there goes my number and d number up for free massages paid by me again
Well then start paying ME, loser.
new recording? hi its ricky ive been fooling everyone all along im a ditzy bimbo who would strip at a drop of a hat and scurry away if a real man told me to while i was on a date with denise so he could sit down with her and laugh about me with her while i run home like a coward, nude
Except that you aren’t fooling anyone, Ricky. Btw – are you drunk? You actually wrote out you-know-who’s name.
well you can always delete it right?
Only if I wanted to, Ricky. 😉
wow! pfu (pretty fucked up)
Um… what?
good story should i prance around naked in heels with the drapes (blinds) open waiting for a knock on the door
Ur still wanking to that one, huh, Ricky. Drapes (blinds)…. hahahahahahaha. What did u mean by “pretty fucked up” – you couldn’t possibly have been referring to Me, could u?
no pwincess me yesterday when i got home
Ohh… u were dwunk? U should have called me again. 😉
im not on dot com am i
Not yet Ricky, but don’t forget, I own your name. Hahahaha.
youll have my address and then ill get knocks on the door
PWINCESS TAKE IT DOWN BEFORE THE MEN CALL HER PWEASE
Squirted, did ya’, Dick?
no not yet do you think all the real men saw her number
Can’t delete your pic, Ricky. It says it has been flagged and can not be taken down until it is reviewed. Hahahaha. Took down the rest of ur profile though. Tell Me u love Me… 😉
You paid Me to fuck with you for hours tonight and you still haven’t squirted? Hahahahahaha!
i wuv yu the whole thing is down wonder if one of those guys saw it
I took the text in your profile down. One of My bitches says he can’t see your pic, so it must have been taken down when it got flagged. I just can’t delete the pic.
you might be banned
And you might be screwed… hahahaha!
check out d massage therapist chesterton …. facebook everyone will be laughing are you on facebook?
You have mail, you pussy boi.
n f ended the call just thought id tell you
Yeah that was weird, all of a sudden I got a fast busy signal.
sent you an email maybe u could take some of these other things down for a while .. i know im a pain
um… nah. 😉
are all the girls laughing about me again?
Of course… what else would we be doing? 😉
i wonder if they all know?
Miss Me, Ricky? You haven’t spoken to Me in two whole days ya know… 😉
always pwincess
Good gurl. Call Me so I can laugh at how pathetic and addicted you are for a while.