Sissy Rick is still a sissy loser wimp (duh). He is so desperate for a certain girl to notice him, but she never gives him the time of day. That’s because he’s so pathetic. He would to anything to humiliate himself in front of her and her boyfriend, so here is a list of things this sorry excuse for a man will pay her to be allowed to do:
- Humping her lawn naked… $25
- Removing her boyfriend’s clothes… $35
- Ricky has to pay every time she fucks a real man… $50
- Washing her boyfriend’s car while naked, wearing pink flip flops… $20
- Buying every one in her favorite bar drinks while he is forced to stand around naked in high heels like a sissy loser… $25 + cost of drinks
- Serving her and her boyfriend breakfast in bed right after they fuck… $40
- Mowing her boyfriend’s lawn, naked in high heels… $30
- Speaking to her on the phone… $10
- Leave her a voice mail or send her a text… $5
- Receiving a text from her… $5
- Doing all her chores and laundry while wearing a maid’s outfit, while she fucks her boyfriend… $60
- Being the ‘towel girl’ at her workplace… $50
- Being allowed to pay for her and her boyfriend to go on vacation… $100 + the cost of the vacation (first class all the way – Ricky will be the gopher for them while they are away)
- Being in her presence and not being allowed to touch his little Ricky sticky… $50
- Hand washing her boyfriend’s dirty underwear… $10/pair
- Blowing her boyfriend… $75
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends… $250
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends and not being allowed to squirt… $300
- Being forced out of the car naked and made to walk home in high heels… $45
Ricky is so pathetic he will do anything that she tells him to. He’s been drooling over her for years now, but she always ignores him. Hahaha. I guess it’s because he is suck a dork. She knows that he is a wimpy sissy loser and that he will do anything she tells him to, no matter how humiliating.
i see my profile is still the same at least the girls in the area dont know i wear pink high heels naked when im forced to mow.( good day for a mow from the movie my blue heaven steve martin)
i bet a lot of girls are on the site because of v-day maybe you would leave it up till you come home
wonder if you can put my face on the cartoon hmmmm?
Ricky, did you have a romantic Valentine’s Day with your hand? Hehehe.
well? ive had better nights but it was ok
did you get my cartoon? should we add to my profile?
i dont know . . .should my picture and the fact that i would mow the lawn nude-n-heels go on date hookup sometimes i wonder on one hand it would be very embarrassing especially if it was up for 2 months on the other hand if it wasnt up who would laugh geeez i just dunno … well guess all just go watch women of snl on vh1 now that is a funny show while i ponder my dilemma (pretty good huh)
heard a song called mary jason boland about addiction you probably wont like it
thats by the band jason boland
If you don’t think I’ll like it, then why are you telling Me about it, you pathetic wimp?
wanted to see what you thought pwincess
OH pwincess the picture still up could you take it down PWEASE
pwincess pwease
well the weekend finally ended now can you take the picture down pwincess please
Holiday weekend, sissy wimp.
ooooooo you
Hehehe… 😉
any messages ? did you text her?
all the girls in my area are laughing at me are you gonna take it down? they know about my lawn mowing skills and are probably telling everyone i mean it has been up for two days what if it was up for two years with more pics noooooooooooo!
Ya know, Ricky, you really should be thanking Me for all this free wanking you seem to be getting.
thank you pwincess well now could you take the pic down i do believe the weekend is over pwincess
have there been any messages?
what if you tell me to call you at a certain time and if i dont you know who’s name and number go up asking everyone to call her and tell her what a wimp i am…. that would be to mean just thinkin thou
Well, if you insist… hehehe. Call Me by midnight tonite (My time), or you-lnow-who’s number is going up on your profile and I’ll tell all the girls on that site to text and call her and tell her about your profile.
oh stop i was only kidding pwincess
I know, but… too bad. 😉 Hehehehe.
cant we take the picture down now pwincess?
As soon as you call Me, pussy boi.
oh cmown enough peoeple have seen it pwease pwincess
Tick tock, Ricky…
Don’t make Me expose you, Ricky… one of her numbers at a time…
you know the weekend is over all the girls in my area have seen it by now . . . lets take it down pwincess pwease
You have ten minutes.
oh pwincess cmon its been up too long
Gonna start putting up her number now.
Good gurl. 😉
what if you put my pic and her name and number and didnt take down TILL i call hmmm?
Don’t tempt Me, you pathetic wimp.
you wouldnt?
Check ur profile, loser boi.
PWINCESS !!!!! im sowwy i was bored
Hehehehe! Fuck you, call Me, loser. 🙂
ok princess you can take that picture down now please
Well, who wanted Me to put it back up, you pussy? Maybe I’ll add some more numbers…
two great versus for songs course they sound better with music mary save me cause im sinkin oh wont you please throw me a line mary save me cause im sinkin mary im runnin out of time and…… this one all that seems like yesterday how the time slips away the blinding speed will leave you feelin cold so when i feel the hand of time tuggin at this heart of mine i reach for the warmest thing i know
oops last too words warmest thing to HOLD whatya think wait till you hear the music to go with it
It’s ‘verses’, you idiot. 😉 And it sounds completely depressing. Btw, have you checked your profile?
And, yeah, I know what the warmest thing is that you reach for… hahahahaha.
yes i have- would you take it down please -and it is depressing—- the second one however is very romantic—–
Do you sing the second one to your hand? And… I will take it down when you call Me, you loser.