Sissy Rick is still a sissy loser wimp (duh). He is so desperate for a certain girl to notice him, but she never gives him the time of day. That’s because he’s so pathetic. He would to anything to humiliate himself in front of her and her boyfriend, so here is a list of things this sorry excuse for a man will pay her to be allowed to do:
- Humping her lawn naked… $25
- Removing her boyfriend’s clothes… $35
- Ricky has to pay every time she fucks a real man… $50
- Washing her boyfriend’s car while naked, wearing pink flip flops… $20
- Buying every one in her favorite bar drinks while he is forced to stand around naked in high heels like a sissy loser… $25 + cost of drinks
- Serving her and her boyfriend breakfast in bed right after they fuck… $40
- Mowing her boyfriend’s lawn, naked in high heels… $30
- Speaking to her on the phone… $10
- Leave her a voice mail or send her a text… $5
- Receiving a text from her… $5
- Doing all her chores and laundry while wearing a maid’s outfit, while she fucks her boyfriend… $60
- Being the ‘towel girl’ at her workplace… $50
- Being allowed to pay for her and her boyfriend to go on vacation… $100 + the cost of the vacation (first class all the way – Ricky will be the gopher for them while they are away)
- Being in her presence and not being allowed to touch his little Ricky sticky… $50
- Hand washing her boyfriend’s dirty underwear… $10/pair
- Blowing her boyfriend… $75
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends… $250
- Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends and not being allowed to squirt… $300
- Being forced out of the car naked and made to walk home in high heels… $45
Ricky is so pathetic he will do anything that she tells him to. He’s been drooling over her for years now, but she always ignores him. Hahaha. I guess it’s because he is suck a dork. She knows that he is a wimpy sissy loser and that he will do anything she tells him to, no matter how humiliating.
have to admit that is good
Did it make you squirt, Ricky?
H.B.! pwincess
Thank you, you wimp!
Btw – you have mail, sissy boy.
just bought the austin powers 3 pack film collection awesome hilarious so many lines
Hmmm… you mean you don’t have a date tonight? Hehehehe. I’m watching a movie (on My new enormous hdtv) that some dork recommended to Me in between fags. 😉
fags you mean english cigaretes baby! austin powers lingo
No, actually, I mean wimpy sissy losers. 😉
oh beehave baby
very shagadellic
Ricky, I think you should star in “Limp Member”
i like your limp member note v good! im so messed up rite now want to hear sum war stories was at a bar watchin some kids punks guys whatever actin so cool pisses me off did i ever tell u what happened man it was intense or am i just one of those old guys tellin stories that no one really cares about
You know I listen to your stories, Ricky, no matter how pathetic they are. 😉 But, you’re rambling at the moment. Hehehe. Call Me, like a good little bitch and you can tell Me your stories allllllll night long.
im losin it i mean i shoulf sleep
Then you must be especially vulnerable, you wimp. Call Me. 😉
isnt that tee shiet too much ?
Wtf are you talking about, you sissy bitch?
Ohhhhh… now I get it. Lol. No, I like that t-shirt just the way it is. 🙂 If you want Me to consider changing it, get on your knees and call Me and ask Me nicely, Ricky.
went to see THE GREY depressing slow at times but good 7 out of 10
Oh sure… what else can you recommend that’s depressing and slow? Ur such a dork Ricky.
maybe we should take the list down so she doesnt see it?
Sure, I’ll get on that right away, Ricky.
i was thinking maybe i should be working in the kitchen wearing heels and an apron while everyone at her boyfriends place is watching the super bowl and having fun… should i text her?
Of course you should text her. Send her the link to this post. Hahahaha.
well …… maybe not she might laugh
Ur such a twit, Ricky.
should we take the tee shirt pic down pwincess?
Not until you call Me and ask Me nicely, you wimp.
what if your link was on datehookup and her phone number then all the local girls would call and tell her about the link and me…..oh boyo boy trouble
And I’d have to show her your t-shirt to prove how pathetic you are.
and all the pics would have my face showing…… she would really get a laugh
found a cartoon should i put it on collarme for you to copy
Ricky, ur so pathetic. Put it up.
cant we take it down i look like a fool with that picture
But Ricky, you ARE a fool. 😉
but you know who may see it
That’s what happens when you play with fire, sissy bitch.
what if someone knows her and shows her the pic pwincess pwease take it down. . . ill wash you car in pink flip flops pwease
Ur funny when u beg, wimpy.
thank you pwincess do you think its funny that all the girls could have seen me and maybe send you know who a text
You just don’t know when to let sleeping dogs lie, do you Ricky?
maybe everyone should see what a wimp i am again and read how i would mow the lawn nude in heels if i was told to
Maybe you should call Me and we’ll put that on ur dating profile, Ricky. Btw, I’m making you a new shirt.
oh no not another shirt! can you imagine all the girls in datehook up knowing my secret that i would mow the lawn nude n heels if told too ,you wouldnt …and then leave it up… you wouldnt
Oh wouldn’t I?
with my pic and name?{punctuation} you wouldnt
Not without some sort of Valentine, I wouldn’t.
happy valentine i wuv you pwincess
Thank you, Ricky. Hope you and your hand have a good Valentine’s Day too!