♫ Happy Birthday, Dear Dumb Ass… ♫

Dumb Ass on his birthday… with his credit card… lots of Jack & Cocks (um… I mean Cokes)… and ME!  Think it was an expensive combination?  Duh!!

Dumb ass called Me the night before his birthday, hiding in his hotel room bathroom and totally drunk.  He immediately started whining “It’s me, dumb ass!”  Hahaha.  I love it when this loser gets drunk.  I can get really merciless with him.  And, of course, he always cums back for more humiliation and financial domination.

Financial domination for phone sex loserI was going to make him cum in the ice machine in the hotel hallway, but even I didn’t have the heart to make him do it.  I just kept imagining some poor woman getting a little something extra in her diet Coke.  Hahaha.  So I let him off the hook for that one.

But I told the faggot that the next time he is in a hotel overnight, to cum early and save it.  Then I’ll make him slut around the hotel and spread his sissy slime all over the place… doorknobs, house phones, soda machines, etc.

So then the cock sucker called Me back the next night.  He was back home and on the verge of passing out he was so drunk.  What a loser!  I just put the phone down on My bed, and ignored him for quite a while.  I was having fun IMing and shopping for corsets with one of My favorite customers.  As we were IMing, I kept hearing snores cuming out of the phone on My bed.  Hahahaha!

Every so often, I had to wake up dumb ass to make sure that he refilled his account.  I would pick up the phone and whisper, “dumb ass… cock sucker… loooooser…” and he would wake up!  Finally he was awake enough to play raise the rate.  And since it was his birthday, I wanted to do something really special.

After all, on his birthday, I should get lots of presents, shouldn’t I?!  So, I just HAD to raise My rate as high as it can go.  $50 per minute.  The whole time I was still IM shopping with one of My sluts on line.  We kept laughing at what an idiot this faggot is.

So, for $50/min, I called him a cock sucker, a drunken loser and a fat little oinking piggy (yes, I made him oink!).  Hahahah!  That was about the only thing that got his drunken little dicklet excited.  How pathetic!  I kept him going at that rate until I had sucked all of his money out of his NiteFlirt account.  He whined and begged like a drunken faggot money slave for Me to lower My rate just a little bit.

I told him to add another several hundred dollars into his phone sex account, hung up on him and reset My rate to $14.99 per min.  I had planned on telling phone sex loser boy to pass out and that his hard little dicklet wasn’t going to cum, but NiteFlirt screwed up!  How disappointing!

There was a bug in the NiteFlirt system last night and when I hung up on loser boy the last time, My call button got stuck on ‘busy’, so no one could get through.  🙁  What a let down.  I did have fun IMing with My corset cock sucker, and wound up having LOTS of fun with corset boy later when My button was fixed, but poor dumb ass got left cold.  Actually, I really did enjoy that too!  I love fucking with his head.

I had him telling Me that I owned every part of his body and his wallet at $50/minute!  But, since this cock  controlled loser boy got left in the lurch due to a NiteFlirt glitch, I am leaving him with a birthday assignment.  All he has to do is to blow the candle… er, I mean blow out the candle and he will get his assignment.  For a small fee, of course.

So… ♫  Happy birthday to Me… I mean you! Hahaha!  ♫

My Good Sissy Girls!

I was just reading through some of My phone sex feedback on NiteFlirt and figured that since this is a new blog I would share some of it with you.  I just love controlling you horny sluts and really getting into your heads to find out just what your triggers are.  Hee, hee.  Then you are My addicted sluts for life!

Here are a couple of recent feedbacks that I particularly like:

“My resistance is essentially gone and has been replaced by acceptance. As I am drawn deepeer into the events of our sessions, I cum more explosively each time.”

“Amazing call, as always. I’ve given up any hope of resisting Princess. When I’m not talking with her, I’m thinking about talking with her.”

I love torturing him.  I can hear in his voice the combination of humiliation and undeniable ecstasy as I take him deeper and deeper.  Knowing that he is completely under My control and that I am making him more and more of a sissy bitch is HOT!

Sissy Phone Sex with Princess Jewel

Then there’s this guy:

“Raised the rate and made me take my shorts off in the hotel hall and start jerking off for her”

“when all was said and done–Jewel had taken another $700 from me and made me cum all over the dictionary in the room down the hall…on the page that said “loser”…I smeared it and then wiped the rest on my face for Jewel…and left it there all night. I’m telling you–she is creative and will make you forget about $$$ completely once you hear her voice and laugh!! I amd a Fool for Jewel Forever!!”

I have a great time abusing him.  Not only is he a sissy faggot, he is also a money pig, so that makes it even more fun for Me.  Not only do I get to strip this cock sucker of his pride and masculinity, I strip him of all his cash too.  Lol!

So, call Me if you dare, sissy bitch.  I think we will have a VERY good time. 

Bark if You’re A Phone Sex LOSER!

I am so glad I don’t have a dick.  Lol.  I don’t know how you guys let those things rule your lives.  But I have to say that I love it.  Hee, hee.  Manipulating you sluts by using your hard little cocks really is so much fun.

Dont Forget To Pay Your Loser Tax!

The other night, one of My regular phone sex loser tiny dicked faggot money pigs called Me (I might be able to cum up with a few more adjectives, but you get the idea).  Poor little loser boy was getting sick of his usual fantasy.  That is the one about his former girlfriend cuckolding him and making him suck her new boyfriend’s huge cock.

So I had to cum up with some new loser humiliation.  Think I was able to do it?  Ha, ha.  It was really pretty easy.  He didn’t give Me much to go on in terms of creating a humiliating sexual fantasy.  I mean other than the fact that he is a loser, has a tiny dick, is a sissy faggot and gets off by Me taking advantage of his pathetic sexual needs.

I guess I pretty much went with that last one: taking advantage of his pathetic sexual needs.  His hard little faggot dick just made it so easy for Me to humiliate him, hang up on him, raise My rate on him, etc!  Let’s just say that by the time I was finished with him, I had him down on all fours with a finger in his ass.  You sissy faggots just love to play with your asses.

So anyway, I had him on all fours, with his ass in the air and a finger in his sissy hole, and then I told him to wag his faggot ass like a dog wagging its tail.  Lol.  So, of course, he did it.  And loved it.  And I just kept hanging up on him and raising My rate.

In the matter of a very few minutes, I had taken him for a nice little sum of money, I had him wagging his ass with his finger in it like a dog…. THEN… I made him bark.  Hahahahaha!  It was so funny.  All of a sudden I heard this ‘woof’ cum out of the phone.  I just craked up!  I made him wag and woof until he was right on the edge of spewing his loser load, and then I told him he had to bark while he was cumming.

All I heard was… ooohh…  mmmmm…  ohhhh…  woof…. ahhh…!  Hahahaha!  You phone sex sluts crack Me up.

New Phone Sex Loser!

Ya’ know – it’s so funny when I talk to you losers.  I don’t know, somehow, I just KNOW that the guy I am talking to is a LOSER.

This guy called Me for the first time tonight.  Lol – now I will make him My fool forever.  He was pretty pathetic.  He even told Me that it takes him a long time to make his Teeny Halloweenie squirt!  I really enjoy taking advantage of new faggots.  Those of you who know Me, know how much I love to jump into your heads and mind fuck you.

Well, it wasn’t too hard to mind fuck this loser!  Within about two seconds, he told Me that he wants to suck the creamy cum treat out of a nice big Halloween chocolate cock.  Then he told Me that he is a loser, and then he told Me that he has a tiny little dick and it’s hard for him to cum.

So… what’s a girl to do?

You got it.  I hung up on him and doubled My rate.  Ha, ha, ha!  Of course he called Me back two seconds later, drooling and saying that he almost spewed all over himself when I hung up on him.  Loser!  I have to say, I  misjudged him slightly though.  I’ll have to remember to pace Myself a little better next time.  ‘Cause as soon as I told him that I was going to clean out his NiteFlirt account, his sissy faggot Teeny Halloweenie blew!  Lol.  Next time, I’ll have to adjust the pace and help Myself to his credit cards too!  😉

Sissy Faggot Jizz-O-Lantern!

Ha, ha, ha, ha!  I just got off the phone with the horny little masturbation princess.  I turned him right into My Halloween Whore!  He always loves to put on a sissy masturbation show.  So, today, I had people he works with line up to give him tricks or treats.  Lol.Sissy Faggot Jizz O Lantern

But since he is such a sleazy, dirty Halloween Whore, everything wound up being a treat.  I had the cute girl from his office bring him a ‘trick’.  A nice big plug for his sissy ass pussy hole.  The only reason it was a trick is because the only thing this slut wants is COCK!

Then I had the Halloween Whore showing off his little baby doll costume and begging for some delicious Halloween candy with nice BIG NUTS.  Big, HAIRY nuts, that is.  And for the grand finale, I had the guys from the gym and his office surround him and turn him into… what?  Hmmm… the cock sucking Halloween Whore came up with the perfect name…

We turned the sissy faggot Halloween Whore into a Jizz-O-Lantern!  He begged for sweet treats in his mouth, and then showed everyone how he loves to wipe off his little Halloweenie and smear the precum all over his cock sucking lips.

I made him show everyone how hard his sissy clit gets for cock.  Then, we turned him into a cum soaked sissy faggot Jizz-O-Lantern!  Each one of those guys jerked their huge cocks onto his face.  And each one of those cocks came all over his face and decorated the Halloween Whore just like a cum coated Jizz-O-Lantern!

When My Halloween Whore squirted, I made him smear it all over his face and made him into a true sissy faggot Jizz-O-Lantern!  Happy Halloweeenie!

Cream Pie Guy is Really ‘Normal’

I love to talk to My Cream Pie Guy.  He has such a sexy, growly voice and I just love to turn him on.  I love to create a scene where I cum visit him.  Of course, He doesn’t find out that My pussy or ass is full of cum until his tongue is all the way inside Me and he is telling Me I have the most delicious pussy he ever tasted!

We both get pretty fucking hot.  I just LOVE making his cream pie (and other) fantasies cum true.  But he always tells Me that he just can’t believe half of the stuff in My blog.  You know, not that he doesn’t think it is true, but rather that he can’t believe all the horny fucks that I talk to and their fantasies.  Lol.

Cream Pie Guy always tells Me that his fantasy is so much different from some of the humiliation and hard core feminization stories that I write about (all 100% true calls!), and tells Me how normal he is.  Well… um… ok…

We both love it when I tell him all about how I fucked My boyfriend just before cumming to see him.  And it gets us both hot when I tell him that I told My boyfriend exactly why I had to fuck him right at that moment – and that he had to pump Me full of a huge load of cum so that I can teach a bitch a lesson.

All perfectly normal, right?  😉

Then I make My Cream Pie loving bitch eat My hot sweat creamy pussy, and I add in all sorts of interesting variations along the way.  But, the minute I mention that My boyfriend has been watching us, and that I am going to make Cream Pie Guy clean My pussy juice off My boyfriend’s cock, he practically shoots himself across the room!

I LOVE this fantasy.  The thought of fucking some one just so I can feed the cum in My pussy to a drooling naughty bitch drives Me wild! And knowing that when he is on the edge of cumming, I can push him right over by feeding him a cock! I  But… normal?  Not so sure about that!  Lol.  We might just have to take it up a notch or two so that it is more appropriate for My blog.  Hehehe.

Cream Pie Guy knows how much I love making him explode.  I might just have to think up a couple of wrenches (but no lead pipes or candlesticks) to throw in to the fantasy!

Sissy Humiliation, Ballerina Lessons and Assignment

I had a great time with Ballerina Boy this week!  He has been practicing all of his ballerina moves so that he can be a lovely, graceful, girly ballerina.  Lol – it takes Me right back to My own ballerina days as I teach him all the moves.

Except this ballerina won’t have any sort of bulge in his tights.  He will have a pretty tutu covering any tiny little sissy bump!  He was practicing a pirouette over and over, but just couldn’t get it right.  When we spoke, I asked him how he was doing it.  Poor little sissy slut had it all wrong.  He had been leaping into it from a knee bend like an ungraceful toad.  But, I taught him how to do it correctly, and he got it almost perfect in just one phone sex humiliation session!

I made him do an arabesque with one leg up and toe pointed.  And I let him stroke his panties while he watched himself in the mirror.  Then when I was satisfied that he was being a good little sissy ballerina, I allowed him to do a graceful bend forward and insert a cock in his ass!

This is the email he sent Me the next day.  What a good girl!

Last night was so humiliating wearing my soiled panties to bed.  Thank you so much for the humiliation.  It felt so good to pirouette with a cock in my ass.

Hahaha!  Even better than all that, he made his faggot confession.  He wants to earn the “I did it, I am a real cock sucker” award!  We are going to make plans for him to finally wrap his sissy lips around a nice big cock.  And also for him to bend over and take it in his ballerina ass.  Hahahahaha!  Can’t wait to hear this one!!!

So here is his assignment. He already knows how we will go about finding someone to fuck him like the sissy bitch he is.  So he will continue to work on that.  The other part of his sissy ballerina assignment is to get some music and/or a dvd to practice his dancing.  The perfect music/dvd, especially at this time of year will be The Nutcracker Suite!

Ballerina Bitch can watch the ballet (do not get a non-ballet dvd version), and listen to the music while he learns to leap about like a graceful butterfly!  If he gets a dvd, he can watch while he leaps and really get the feeling for how a Ballerina Bitch must behave!  At holiday time, The Nutcracker music STILL makes Me want to twirl around (lol), but of course, I am a GIRL!  Have fun Ballerina Boy, and keep Me posted on your sissy faggot achievements!

My New Femme Domme Phone Sex Website is DONE!!!

Well, pretty much done.  Almost.  Sorta’.  Lol.  I enjoyed working on it so much and I have really learned a lot!  Let’s see, because of working NiteFlirt… I know all about some nasty little fetishes… I know all about humiliation fantasies… I am an expert in feminizing sissy sissy faggots… I can get extraordinary amounts of money out of pathetic men and their ridiculous dicks… I can clean the cob webs off of the ‘forbidden’ fantasies you faggot cocksuckers have and not only make you confess to wanting to be girly cock suckers, but I can make you beg for it… I have learned that many, many, many men love to play with their asses… I have learned that almost all men have had gay cock sucking fantasies at one time or an other… I have learned that pretty much anything sexual and male-on-male gets Me HOT… I have learned that I LOVE ruining orgasms… (OK, time to get to the point here) I have learned that I could write kinda’ good (lol)…  I have learned how to run My own little business… I can make a website and blog (getting better at it too!)… have learned GIMP, can make animation graphics (BTW – Dreamweaver or Photoshop from Amazon would make ORGASMIC** gifts!)… I know some html… I am learning css.. and know a little bit about seo!  Damn I’m good!

So for those of you who have missed Me, I should be getting back to My more regular log on hours on NiteFlirt.  I have missed My sissy, faggot, cream pie eating, cock sucking, ballet dancing, vegetable fucking little girly sluts too!  🙂 …Really!

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If you want to visit My new website and you missed the big pink flashing banner on the top of this page, here’s the link!  Please let Me know if any of the links don’t work or if the pages don’t display correctly.  TY!

Call Me soon, Bitches… Miss you!

♥ ♥ ♥

Princess Jewel

Dumb Ass Gets The Password

The password for the previous post is: Princessalwayswins. Appropriate don’t you think?  If you haven’t read the password protected post, you might want to start there.

To continue the story of My NiteFlirt sissy faggot, I had dumb ass utterly broke and humiliated all weekend long.  He’s such a pathetic loser that it is sooo easy to humiliate him.  I’ve done it so many times.  He usually calls Me drunk and horny, and I tell him he is a pathetic cock sucking loser money slave and hang up on him and raise My rate.  It usually winds up with him paying Me some ridiculous amount of money to laugh at him and make him humiliate himself publicly.

That gets him addicted to his phone sex Princess Jewel and so he does pretty much whatever I tell him to.  Now, I have to ask you – if someone named your pathetic dicklet “Little Miss Ridiculous” and laughed at it endlessly, would YOU keep calling back and paying more and more and more?!  ‘Cause he does!

So anyway, the other night dumb ass made Me a promise while I was making his pathetic cock was hard as a rock and then he thought that he didn’t have to keep his promise after he squirted.  Now, I am not unfair or unreasonable.  I gave him fair warning and plenty of time to keep his word.  But, of course, he tried to weasel out of buying Me a gift card.

So I taught him a lesson.  First, I drove him crazy by writing that blog post and not publishing it.  I told slave boy all about it and sent him the title.  That got him going.  Then I published the post but made it password protected so anyone else could see it except him!  That got the faggot really excited.  Then… I pushed him over the edge and got every thing he promised and LOTS more. Idiot.

I am quite tempted to make him pay Me to write the rest of the story, but even I almost feel bad for piggy.  Almost.  So here is the rest.

I happened to be up all night last night and so dumb ass was lucky enough to get Me on the phone this morning.  I told him that I was going to sleep, but would leave My main listing on alert status so he could get through.  That’s why if any of you noticed, My price was $4/min today.  I knew that this little financial piggy would be horny and addicted and curious enough to pay it AND get Me the gift card he promised.

To be honest, I was half asleep and really don’t remember if I spoke to him once or twice after that.  I know that after he promised that he had sent the gift card (which he did like a good girl), I gave him the password to his CLUE post.  Then I made him read it out loud to Me at $4/min.  How completely humiliating!  All I know is that the little cock sucker was in his office, playing with Little Miss Ridiculous (his dicklet), and confessing that he had bought Me the gift card and that he was My slave, My money slave, My dumb ass slave, My cock sucking slave and My bitch for as long as I would allow.

The one thing I do remember is that he ooohed and aaaahed like a combination of a chimp and a girl when he squirted this afternoon.  Like I said, I was half asleep, but I remember how girly he sounded.  I think so much pressure was built up in that ridiculous dick that he almost blew his balls off.  He came HARD.  Hahahaha!  That just puts him further under My spell.

Then I hung up and went back to sleep.  When I woke up, I had a nice big balance in My NiteFlirt account and the gift card as promised.  But right now, I have tears cumming out of My eyes because I am laughing so hard.  Remember, dumb ass… Princess Always Wins.