The weirdest thing just happened! I think I must be sending some sort of femdom ESP out to My cock sucking, vegetable humping sluts!
I was just IMing with faggot fiesta boy when he asked if I had anyone call who needed a pickle shoved up his ass. I thought that was funny, so I IMed back that maybe vegetable boy would call and that I could make him fuck a pickle! Don’t you know that about a minute later My phone rang and it was vegetable boy!!
It was the strangest thing! So, of course I had to tell My vegetable fucking loser that I was just IMing about him. And, of course I had to incorporate a pickle up his ass into the phone sex call!
He has this fantasy about sucking the cock of his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. Hehe – what a loser. Anyway, I told him I was just IMing about him and he was just as surprised as I was! Then, I told him that his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend would make him shove a pickle up his ass before he was allowed to suck his cock. Hahaha!
I took full advantage of it too! I told him how he would be crawling around on the floor with his mouth open and a pickle sticking out of his ass. It was great. Sooo funnny! Then before I would let him suck the cock, I told him to shoot the pickle out of his ass across the room! I really put him through his paces. And when he finally squirted, I think he really would have shot a pickle all the way across the room. What a loser!
Princess,
Now honestly, who do you know that would have better gaydar than me???