{"id":899,"date":"2009-01-11T23:51:09","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T04:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=899"},"modified":"2009-01-12T20:30:47","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T01:30:47","slug":"i-love-making-shrimp-dicks-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=899","title":{"rendered":"I Love Making Shrimp Dicks Cry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had the funniest phone sex call!\u00a0 Those silly little dicklets make you sluts do the most ridiculous things!\u00a0 I even had this guy crying.\u00a0 I love it &#8211; what a loser.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve spoken to this guy before.\u00a0 He always calls Me and whines that his little cock is so small and that he is a loser, etc, etc.\u00a0 Well, tonight, I really got into his horny little head.\u00a0 Ha, ha!\u00a0 Loser boy gets completely out of control when that pathetic little button dick gets hard.\u00a0 He&#8217;s a total slave to the pathetic urges of that tiny little dicklet.<\/p>\n<p>I really humiliated this guy tonight and made him My financial piggy.\u00a0 I made him say all sorts of things like &#8220;My dicklet is pathetic&#8221;, &#8220;My ridiculously tiny dicklet controls My entire life&#8221; and so on.\u00a0 Lol.\u00a0 He really was completely out of control!\u00a0 That was when I knew I could hang up on him and tell him he was not allowed to cum until he called Me back at a higher rate.<\/p>\n<p>Did he do it?\u00a0 Duh!\u00a0 Of course he did.\u00a0 When he called back, I think he was even more excited and out of control.\u00a0 I kept telling him that I know how much he loves to give Me all his money while I laugh at how pathetic he is.\u00a0 I think that&#8217;s when he started crying &#8220;Yes, Princess, it&#8217;s true &#8211; I&#8217;m so pathetic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I really got him going when I asked him if he can satisfy his girlfriend.\u00a0 He started crying and whining again about what a total loser and shrimp dick he is.\u00a0 When I asked this total loser if his girlfriend just lays there looking bored while he pokes her with that stubby dicklet, he really lost it!<\/p>\n<p>He begged and cried and begged Me to let him cum.\u00a0 You should have heard him.\u00a0 Loooo-ser!\u00a0 Finally, I gave in.\u00a0 I told him that he could cum if he said &#8220;My dicklet is useless&#8221; over and over while he cums.\u00a0 Lol.\u00a0 It was just too funny.\u00a0 He made this kinda&#8217; growly &#8216;arrrrrrggghhh&#8217; sound and came for a really long time.\u00a0 When it was all over, financial pig loser boy told Me that I am by fat the hottest flirt on NiteFlirt and that he had cum incredibly hard.<\/p>\n<p>Um, no kidding, loser!\u00a0 Of course I can make you squirt like you might actually have a dick.\u00a0 That pathetic stub between your legs and, more important, your wallet are mine!!<\/p>\n<div id=\"seolinx-tooltip\" style=\"border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; display: none; opacity: 0.9; position: absolute; width: auto; z-index: 99999;\">\n<table style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; border-collapse: separate; width: auto;\" border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td id=\"seolinx-table\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 1px; padding: 0pt; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold;\">\n<div style=\"margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; 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