{"id":70,"date":"2008-08-25T16:49:18","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T20:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=70"},"modified":"2008-08-25T16:49:18","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T20:49:18","slug":"shrimp-dicked-loser-faggot-makes-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"Shrimp Dicked Loser Faggot Makes Good"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s the story I promised to publish in this post<\/a>.\u00a0 My loser faggot paid his fine for not obeying My every command, and so I am holding up My end of the deal.\u00a0 Besides, this phonesex call is just too good to keep to Myself.\"Sissy<\/p>\n

I’ll start from the beginning (more or less).\u00a0 I got a call the other night on My feminization listing on NiteFlirt from one of My regular and devoted customers.\u00a0 I could tell that he was ALL worked up about something.\u00a0 I asked him what was up (hehe) and he comes out with “I have a new vegetable!”\u00a0 HAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n

I have to say that it was VERY hard to control My laughter.\u00a0 I tried to compose Myself, but it took a couple of tries to stop laughing.\u00a0 If you have been following My blog, you probably know all about the “Carrot Incident”<\/a><\/span>.\u00a0 Well, this is the same guy.\u00a0 You might even recognize his other phonesex calls<\/a> that I have blogged about.<\/p>\n

Anyway, he tells Me that he bought a zucchini!!\u00a0 When I heard this, I could just picture what had gone on earlier.\u00a0 Of course, I teased and teased him about going to the store with a pathetically hard little cock in his pants.\u00a0 I teased him about thinking about the blog post he hoped I would write and asked if he wanted his own dancing vegetable like this one<\/a>.\u00a0 I teased him about having planned this all day long!\u00a0 You know I was right.\u00a0 Loser girly boy HAD been planning this all day and had been fantasizing about this very blog post and most of all -he wanted a dancing zucchini.<\/p>\n

Well, not only did he buy this zucchini, he shaped one end like a cock and the other end to fuck his faggot ass pussy. <\/span> It just kept getting funnier and more pathetic!\u00a0 I HAD to make him take a bite out of it to prove that he really had a zucchini.\u00a0 And, just like the Carrot Incident, he took a nibble out of the cock \/ zucchini (cockcchini?) and it was hilarious!\u00a0 I can’t quite describe how pathetic and funny it was to hear this nibbley munch, munch sound cum over the phone.\u00a0 I went into hysterics again.<\/p>\n

I had a great time putting loser boy through all of his paces.\u00a0 I made him suck the zucchini and BEG Me to let him shove the zucchini up his fairy faggot fanny!\u00a0 I made him say that he wants to fuck a salad and I called him crue d’ete (is that right? – yes, I took French, lol) ass.<\/p>\n

Finally, I let him start to slide that zucchini up his faggot ass pussy.\u00a0 And yep, you guessed it – I made him say “I’m so teeny I have to fuck zucchini!” over and over while he pretended there was a cock in his sissy ass instead of a vegetable.<\/p>\n

You should have heard faggot boy’s voice.\u00a0 He was SOOO hard and excited.\u00a0 Needless to say, I immediately recognized how much he had been waiting, fantasizing and planning this.\u00a0 So, of course I knew I could hang up on him and raise My rate.\u00a0 I did that twice AND made him leave Me some tips, and he called back each and every time.\u00a0 Loser.<\/p>\n

I had such a great time driving My faggot bitch crazy and I made him do all sorts of things.\u00a0 Then I told him to squirt on his cum eating belly and that after he squirted his sissy juice I was going to make him use the ass zucchini to wipe up the ‘sissy dip’ on his stomach.\u00a0 LMFAO!!\u00a0 He just couldn’t make himself eat his own cum off the zucchini that had just been in his ass (I would have let him use the clean end\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09 ).<\/span> And that was why I punished and fined him.<\/p>\n

I had a great time humiliating this cock whore and by the time we were finished, I had a nice little chunk of change in My NiteFlirt account.\u00a0 It’s so much fun to be Me!<\/p>\n

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Here’s the story I promised to publish in this post.\u00a0 My loser faggot paid his fine for not obeying My every command, and so I am holding up My end of the deal.\u00a0 Besides, this phonesex call is just too good to keep to Myself. I’ll start from the beginning\u2026 Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,19,83,79,82,85,86,14,78,13],"tags":[11,92,10,3,8,5,9,89,6,88],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cock-control","category-cock-suckers","category-cum-eating","category-feminization","category-femme-domme","category-fetish","category-humiliation","category-losers","category-phone-sex","category-sissies","tag-cock-control","tag-cock-suckers","tag-cum-eating","tag-feminization","tag-femme-domme","tag-fetish","tag-humiliation","tag-losers","tag-phone-sex","tag-sissies"],"psp_head":"Shrimp Dicked Loser Faggot Makes Good \u2013 Princess Jewel's Sissy Faggot Blog<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Here's the story I promised to publish in this post.\u00a0 My loser faggot paid his fine for not obeying My every command, and so I am holding up My end of the deal.\u00a0 Besides, this phonesex call is just too good to keep to Myself.\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=70\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}