{"id":531,"date":"2008-11-11T02:12:17","date_gmt":"2008-11-11T07:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=531"},"modified":"2018-12-23T20:54:46","modified_gmt":"2018-12-24T01:54:46","slug":"happy-birthday-dear-dumb-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=531","title":{"rendered":"&#9835; Happy Birthday, Dear Dumb Ass&#8230; &#9835;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dumb Ass on his birthday&#8230; with his credit card&#8230; lots of Jack &amp; Cocks (um&#8230; I mean Cokes)&#8230; and ME!\u00a0 Think it was an expensive combination?\u00a0 Duh!!<\/p>\n<p>Dumb ass called Me the night before his birthday, hiding in his hotel room bathroom and totally drunk.\u00a0 He immediately started whining &#8220;It&#8217;s me, dumb ass!&#8221;\u00a0 Hahaha.\u00a0 I love it when this loser gets drunk.\u00a0 I can get really merciless with him.\u00a0 And, of course, he always cums back for more humiliation and financial domination.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/phonesex\/mail?crid=JFBlogDumbAssBday&amp;message_id=44741196&amp;pid=15400528\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right; border: 0pt none; margin: 20px;\" title=\"Financial domination for phone sex loser!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/Images\/bdaycake.gif\" alt=\"Financial domination for phone sex loser\" width=\"181\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a>I was going to make him cum in the ice machine in the hotel hallway, but even I didn&#8217;t have the heart to make him do it.\u00a0 I just kept imagining some poor woman getting a little something extra in her diet Coke.\u00a0 Hahaha.\u00a0 So I let him off the hook for that one.<\/p>\n<p>But I told the faggot that the next time he is in a hotel overnight, to cum early and save it.\u00a0 Then I&#8217;ll make him slut around the hotel and spread his sissy slime all over the place&#8230; doorknobs, house phones, soda machines, etc.<\/p>\n<p>So then the cock sucker called Me back the next night.\u00a0 He was back home and on the verge of passing out he was so drunk.\u00a0 What a loser!\u00a0 I just put the phone down on My bed, and ignored him for quite a while.\u00a0 I was having fun IMing and shopping for corsets with one of My favorite customers.\u00a0 As we were IMing, I kept hearing snores cuming out of the phone on My bed.\u00a0 Hahahaha!<\/p>\n<p>Every so often, I had to wake up dumb ass to make sure that he refilled his account.\u00a0 I would pick up the phone and whisper, &#8220;dumb ass&#8230; cock sucker&#8230; loooooser&#8230;&#8221; and he would wake up!\u00a0 Finally he was awake enough to play raise the rate.\u00a0 And since it was his birthday, I wanted to do something really special.<\/p>\n<p>After all, on his birthday, I should get lots of presents, shouldn&#8217;t I?!\u00a0 So, I just HAD to raise My rate as high as it can go.\u00a0 $50 per minute.\u00a0 The whole time I was still IM shopping with one of My sluts on line.\u00a0 We kept laughing at what an idiot this faggot is.<\/p>\n<p>So, for $50\/min, I called him a cock sucker, a drunken loser and a fat little oinking piggy (yes, I made him oink!).\u00a0 Hahahah!\u00a0 That was about the only thing that got his drunken little dicklet excited.\u00a0 How pathetic!\u00a0 I kept him going at that rate until I had sucked all of his money out of his NiteFlirt account.\u00a0 He whined and begged like a drunken faggot money slave for Me to lower My rate just a little bit.<\/p>\n<p>I told him to add another several hundred dollars into his phone sex account, hung up on him and reset My rate to $14.99 per min.\u00a0 I had planned on telling phone sex loser boy to pass out and that his hard little dicklet wasn&#8217;t going to cum, but NiteFlirt screwed up!\u00a0 How disappointing!<\/p>\n<p>There was a bug in the NiteFlirt system last night and when I hung up on loser boy the last time, My call button got stuck on &#8216;busy&#8217;, so no one could get through.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41\u00a0 What a let down.\u00a0 I did have fun IMing with My corset cock sucker, and wound up having LOTS of fun with corset boy later when My button was fixed, but poor dumb ass got left cold.\u00a0 Actually, I really did enjoy that too!\u00a0 I love fucking with his head.<\/p>\n<p>I had him telling Me that I owned every part of his body and his wallet at $50\/minute!\u00a0 But, since this cock\u00a0 controlled loser boy got left in the lurch due to a NiteFlirt glitch, I am leaving him with a birthday assignment.\u00a0 All he has to do is to blow the candle&#8230; er, I mean blow <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">out<\/span> the candle and he will get his assignment.\u00a0 For a small fee, of course.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; \u266b\u00a0 Happy birthday to Me&#8230; I mean you! 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