{"id":2271,"date":"2013-05-30T01:23:13","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T05:23:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=2271"},"modified":"2013-08-14T02:33:17","modified_gmt":"2013-08-14T06:33:17","slug":"sissy-rick-worlds-biggest-wimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=2271","title":{"rendered":"SISSY RICK &#8211; World&#8217;s Biggest Wimp!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2286\" style=\"border: 0px none; margin: 15px;\" alt=\"sissy rick worlds biggest loser\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/sissyrick3-277x300.png\" width=\"277\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/sissyrick3-277x300.png 277w, https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/sissyrick3.png 442w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 277px) 100vw, 277px\" \/>SISSY RICK\u00a0 is definitely the WORLD&#8217;S BIGGEST WIMP!\u00a0 He is such a wimp that he has to answer to all other wimps, no matter how pathetic they are.<\/p>\n<p>Ricky&#8217;s old girlfriend, who really doesn&#8217;t even know he exists anymore should find a totally pathetic dork with thick glasses, buck teeth and a pocket protector for Ricky to serve while she and her new husband watch him and laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Ricky can prance around naked in front of them all and, of course, he has to address this other wimpy loser as &#8220;Sir&#8221;.\u00a0 Ricky\u00a0 will wash his car naked wearing his pretty pink high heels while the dorky guy, Ricky&#8217;s old girlfriend and her husband order him around, tell him what a wimp he is and laugh hysterically.<\/p>\n<p>Ricky can bend over naked in his high heels while he is vacuuming out the dork&#8217;s car, stick his ass out and beg the dork to kick his ass.\u00a0 Since Ricky is the world&#8217;s biggest wimp, the dork will have no trouble beating him up.<\/p>\n<p>Then everyone can laugh at how pathetic Ricky really is, while he finishes washing the car in his high heels, with a bruised butt and a pathetically hard little dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SISSY RICK\u00a0 is definitely the WORLD&#8217;S BIGGEST WIMP!\u00a0 He is such a wimp that he has to answer to all other wimps, no matter how pathetic they are. Ricky&#8217;s old girlfriend, who really doesn&#8217;t even know he exists anymore should find a totally pathetic dork with thick glasses, buck teeth\u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=2271\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,14,13],"tags":[9,89,22],"class_list":["post-2271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humiliation","category-losers","category-sissies","tag-humiliation","tag-losers","tag-sissy"],"psp_head":"<title>SISSY RICK - World's Biggest Wimp! \u2013 Princess Jewel's Sissy Faggot Blog<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"SISSY RICK Kukulski from north west Indiana is definitely the WORLD&#039;S BIGGEST WIMP!\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=2271\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2271"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2369,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2271\/revisions\/2369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}