{"id":1325,"date":"2009-05-09T01:24:53","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T05:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2009-05-09T01:24:53","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T05:24:53","slug":"controlling-pathetic-money-pig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=1325","title":{"rendered":"Controlling A Pathetic Money Pig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Question:\u00a0 How long does it take a hot Princess like Me to get $101.03 out of a pathetic loser&#8217;s NiteFlirt account?<\/p>\n<p>Answer:\u00a0 Exactly 27 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, it cost him a lot more.\u00a0 The $101.03 is My cut.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t really care how much it cost him.\u00a0 Hahahaha!\u00a0 He is lucky too.\u00a0 I really could have helped Myself to much more of his money.\u00a0 This is only the beginning of sucking him back in.\u00a0 Tequila and NiteFlirt are such a stupid combination for cock sucking losers and money pigs.\u00a0 Next time I&#8217;ll know not to mention giving Me his credit card when he is so close to squirting, cause that sent him over the edge (at $9.99\/min).\u00a0 So instead, I&#8217;ll mention it now.<\/p>\n<p>Dumb Ass, be a good girl and send Me your credit card number, expiration date and 3 digit code from the back.\u00a0 Oh yeah, to really ruin you I&#8217;ll also need your full name and address.\u00a0 While your at it, throw in your wife&#8217;s cell phone number &#8211; but that is not absolutely necessary.\u00a0 Hahaha!<\/p>\n<p>But don&#8217;t worry.\u00a0 I won&#8217;t go too crazy.\u00a0 Otherwise the credit card company will decline the charges.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll just help Myself to an Amazon gift card here and a Victoria&#8217;s Secret gift card there, and when I&#8217;m feeling grumpy, a nice big gift card from Zale&#8217;s Jewelers will cheer Me right up.<\/p>\n<p>This way, I&#8217;ll pace the financial drain and wallet rape nice and slow.\u00a0 Slow and steady that is.\u00a0 And long term too.\u00a0 Pathetic faggot Dumb Ass will never know what to expect or when!\u00a0 Hehe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question:\u00a0 How long does it take a hot Princess like Me to get $101.03 out of a pathetic loser&#8217;s NiteFlirt account? Answer:\u00a0 Exactly 27 minutes. Actually, it cost him a lot more.\u00a0 The $101.03 is My cut.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t really care how much it cost him.\u00a0 Hahahaha!\u00a0 He is lucky\u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=1325\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80,14],"tags":[7,89],"class_list":["post-1325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-financial-domination","category-losers","tag-financial-domination","tag-losers"],"psp_head":"<title>Controlling A Pathetic Money Pig \u2013 Princess Jewel's Sissy Faggot Blog<\/title>\r\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Question:\u00a0 How long does it take a hot Princess like Me to get $101.03 out of a pathetic loser&#039;s NiteFlirt account? Answer:\u00a0 Exactly 27 minutes. Actually, it cost him a lot more.\u00a0 The $101.03 is My cut.\" \/>\r\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index,follow\" \/>\r\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=1325\" \/>\r\n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1335,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions\/1335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}