{"id":1235,"date":"2009-04-29T00:57:46","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T04:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=1235"},"modified":"2018-12-23T18:56:04","modified_gmt":"2018-12-23T23:56:04","slug":"champagne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=1235","title":{"rendered":"Cum Have A Drink, Sissy Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"

I get so many wacky sissy and cock sucker phone sex calls.\u00a0 If you follow My blog, you’ll know exactly what I mean.\u00a0 But, this one had a new twist.\u00a0 At least new to Me.<\/p>\n

This sissy boy called Me the other night telling Me that he was all dressed up like a sissy girl.\u00a0 He was talking in a silly girly voice, telling Me all about how his nails were so pretty and that he was all dressed up like a nasty little whore.<\/p>\n

Then came the funny part.\u00a0 This girly boy told Me that he had a bottle up champagne plugged inside his sissy pussy.\u00a0 Hmm.. ok.\u00a0 Sounds uncomfortable, though.\u00a0 Probably not a good idea to go sticking a champagne bottle into your boy pussy, but too late now.<\/p>\n

So, of course I laughed at him.\u00a0 After all, I was picturing him prancing around with a champagne bottle protruding from his ass.\u00a0 I figured wither he has really strong ass muscles or a giant pair of sissy panties to hold it in.<\/p>\n

Wrong!\u00a0 This dumb fuck had siphoned the contents of a bottle of champagne up his sissy hole!\u00a0 Hahahaha!\u00a0 I really started laughing then!\u00a0 OMG!\u00a0 How do you sissy faggots cum up with this stuff.\u00a0 So he started telling Me all about how he wants to suck cock like a faggot whore and how he wants a big load of cum.\u00a0 You know – standard girly boy stuff.<\/p>\n

But then I really got on a roll.\u00a0 Those of you who know Me will know what I mean.\u00a0 I just kept getting the visual of this sissy bitch prancing around with champagne corked up his ass.\u00a0 HAHAHAHA!\u00a0 The more I laughed, the more girly whore got excited.\u00a0 I could hear it in his voice how worked up he was at being utterly humiliated by Me.\u00a0 Lucky bastard.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Then, I sent him right up to the top of the humiliation chart.\u00a0 I got this mental image of him dancing around and jumping up and down.\u00a0 You know what happens to champagne and soda when they get bounced around, don’t you?!<\/p>\n

So I told him to really start jumping up and down – this way he could shoot himself across the room like a rocket with flames coming out of it.\u00a0 LOLOLOL!\u00a0 Only he’d be a sissy with champagne exploding out of his ass.\u00a0 I could hardly talk it was so funny.<\/p>\n

The more hysterically I laughed, the more humiliated and excited fag boy got.\u00a0 It didn’t take long at all before his little dicklet was squirting its juice.\u00a0 I can only guess what happened at the other end!\u00a0 Hahahaha!\u00a0 I love this job.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Call Me, and I’ll humiliate you too.\u00a0 Your first three minutes are free!
\n\"Sissy<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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