{"id":1171,"date":"2009-04-07T00:34:34","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T04:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=1171"},"modified":"2018-12-23T19:10:44","modified_gmt":"2018-12-24T00:10:44","slug":"esp-cock-sucking-vegetable-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=1171","title":{"rendered":"ESP to Cock Sucking Vegetable Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest thing just happened!\u00a0 I think I must be sending some sort of femdom ESP out to My cock sucking, vegetable humping sluts!<\/p>\n<p>I was just IMing with <a title=\"Faggot fiesta cum slut\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=675\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">faggot fiesta boy<\/a> when he asked if I had anyone call who needed a pickle shoved up his ass.\u00a0 I thought that was funny, so I IMed back that maybe <a title=\"cock sucking vegetable boy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jewelsfools.com\/wordpress\/?p=70\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">vegetable boy<\/a> would call and that I could make him fuck a pickle!\u00a0 Don&#8217;t you know that about a minute later My phone rang and it was vegetable boy!!<\/p>\n<p>It was the strangest thing!\u00a0 So, of course I had to tell My vegetable fucking loser that I was just IMing about him. And, of course I had to incorporate a pickle up his ass into the phone sex call!<\/p>\n<p>He has this fantasy about sucking the cock of his ex-girlfriend&#8217;s new boyfriend.\u00a0 Hehe &#8211; what a loser.\u00a0 Anyway, I told him I was just IMing about him and he was just as surprised as I was!\u00a0 Then, I told him that his girlfriend&#8217;s ex-boyfriend would make him shove a pickle up his ass before he was allowed to suck his cock.\u00a0 Hahaha!<\/p>\n<p>I took full advantage of it too!\u00a0 I told him how he would be crawling around on the floor with his mouth open and a pickle sticking out of his ass.\u00a0 It was great.\u00a0 Sooo funnny!\u00a0 Then before I would let him suck the cock, I told him to shoot the pickle out of his ass across the room!\u00a0 I really put him through his paces.\u00a0 And when he finally squirted, I think he really would have shot a pickle all the way across the room.\u00a0 What a loser!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Sissy Faggot Phone Sex on NiteFlirt\" href=\"https:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/phonesex\/call?crid=JFBlogFemCall&amp;call_id=6883414&amp;pid=15400528\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 20px;\" title=\"Sissy Faggot Phone Sex on NiteFlirt\" src=\"http:\/\/www.niteflirt.com\/calls\/callimage.asp?sid=6883410&amp;ImageType=1\" alt=\"Sissy Faggot Phone Sex on NiteFlirt\" width=\"136\" height=\"32\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest thing just happened!\u00a0 I think I must be sending some sort of femdom ESP out to My cock sucking, vegetable humping sluts! 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