Lube… $9.95… Carrots… $1.49 a bunch…

… Hearing one of My phonesex sluts nibble on the carrot he is about to fuck himself with… PRICELESS!!!

Ha, ha, ha, ha! How hilarious! Last night, I told this loser slut that if he didn’t call Me tonight wearing panties with something to shove up his faggot ass, I was going to hang up on him and raise My rates. Since he had nothing to slide in his ass pussy last night, I made him use his thumb, and then use his other four fingers to wave to his former girlfriend and her real-man boyfriend. Hee, hee – how pathetic.

So he calls Me tonight and he’s all prepared – what a good girl! He was wearing pretty panties, and he didn’t have time to buy a dildo, so he had a nice fat carrot (which happened to be bigger than his little clitty cock – lol). I didn’t really believe that he had the carrot, though. So I made him thump it against the phone. Sounded pretty real. But I wanted proof.

There he was, all horny and drooling. I was already teasing him with the idea of his former girlfriend and her new boyfriend walking in on him in his panties with the carrot up his girly ass. He was really getting all worked up as I set the stage. But, again, I wanted proof of the carrot, or I was going to hang up on this pathetic sissy bitch and raise My rates.

Now, I admit, this is probably going to loose something in translation, but this was the funniest thing I have heard in AGES. I made My faggot slut take a bite out of the carrot he was about to fuck his bitch pussy with. Right away, I hear this little nibble, nibble, crunch, crunch on the carrot!!! I guess it was partially because it proved that this loser really did follow My orders and get something to fuck his ass pussy with. And I guess knowing for sure that it was a carrot was pretty damn funny. But the pathetic, submissive little nibble nibble, crunchity crunch cumming through the phone was hysterical!

I just couldn’t help Myself. I started laughing hysterically and couldn’t stop!! I just keep hearing it over and over. Ha, ha, ha, ha!! *Crunch, crunch* Omg! I’ve been laughing at this pathetic faggot all night. I actually felt kinda’ bad for laughing so uncontrollably. But, I don’t think My bitch minded too much.

I think the complete humiliation got his tiny dicklet very hard, ’cause almost as soon as I made him fuck his ass pussy with the carrot, he squirted! I was even going to have his former girlfriend smother his face again with her ass while her new boyfriend fucked his bitch hole hard and deep, but My little faggot slut was sooo worked up and humiliated that he squirted right away. Too funny – I love you humiliation sluts!! I’m still laughing!

Horny Old Bastard Becomes My Bitch

Tonight I got a call from a brand new customer. I’ve been flirting with him for a while now. Well, ok, maybe FLIRTNG is not exactly the right word. I think TEASING might describe it better. Or as the horny old bastard would say – I’ve been sassing him.Sissy Faggots Love Princess Jewel

He has been checking out My website and My blog for a while now. And it turns out, he was afraid to call, because he’s not a sissy. Of course, I knew that he was NOT a real man, even though he pretended to be.

I told him flat out that I would never fuck his wrinkly old cock. Even if it’s 8″ long. Then he started begging for My pussy like a pathetic little bitch. Lol. Yeah right. So, instead, I teased him with My hot little ass! Soon enough, he was licking My ass and begging to lick My feet. What a dork.

I had this horny old fucker eating right out of My hand. I forced him to stroke his pathetic cock harder and harder and told him that I was going to force him to cum even though he kept saying that he didn’t want to be My bitch slave. Oh puh-lease! He didn’t want to be My bitch slave? He squirted while yelling out “I’m your bitch!” Ummm… I think I have a new bitch slave!! Duh!

Complete Sissy Faggot Humiliation

Have you ever been on your back, naked on the floor, with your feet in the air, wearing a pair of panties? Don’t forget to put your thumb up your ass pussy and wave at the girlfriend you have never gotten over and her new boyfriend. And to top it off, you lucky little sissy slut – My voice is in your ear, commanding you to be My bitch!!

Does reading that get your little clitty cock hard? Well, if it does, you should call Me. ‘Cause that’s exactly what I did to My sissy faggot tiny dicked loser cuckold pig tonight!

What a dumb ass! I have humiliated this loser before. In fact, you can read all about it here. But tonight, I must have been feeling especially evil. 🙂 I know the thought of his old girl friend with another guy drives him crazy. So, I wanted to think of something REALLY humiliating!

I think I managed to do it by having this shrimp dicked ass licker put his thumb in his ass pussy and wave to his girlfriend with his other four fingers. Hee, hee, hee! And if that wasn’t enough, I drove this loser faggot over the edge while I described his girlfriend’s ass smothering him completely. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

He has an assignment for tomorrow night too. If he doesn’t call Me with his panties on and a new cock to stick in his faggot pussy, I am going to hang up on him and raise My rate. Hmmm, maybe I should just hang up on him and raise My rate anyway. Lol. After all, what else does a tiny dicked sissy loser faggot ass licking pig deserve?

Sissy Bo Peep

ROFLMAO!!! If you have been following My blog, you will have read all about My call with the slut who called Me in an Alice in Wonderland costume. You can read all about it here. But, to make a long story short, I wound up making this faggot say “Fuck me, I’m Alice in Sissyland” over and over as he took a nice big cock in his pussy.

Well, if that wasn’t funny enough, he called Me again the other night. He now refers to himself as Alice in Sissyland, which I think is quite appropriate. So anyway, he calls Me and tells Me in his whiny girly voice, that he is wearing a Little Bo Peep costume!!!!

How hilarious! I could hardly stop laughing. He had on the whole deal – petticoats, pantiloons and all! You little sissy sluts really do amuse Me. I had him in front of the mirror playing with a big dildo under his petticoats.

It was so funny to humiliate this little sissy boy. I made him say “Peep, peep, peep… fuck me, I’m Sissy Bo Peep” over and over. His voice was great while he was saying it. A combination of being completely humiliated and completely turned on. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

I just love sissy humiliation. My poor little girly boys are so devoted to Me, and they are so much fun to abuse!

Decorated Cock Whore on Cam

I had a great time last night with a new little faggot. He wanted Me to watch him parade around in his panties and laugh at his tiny little clitty dick on cam. Hee, hee! It was so much fun!

First, I gave him a lipstick application lesson. It’s very important for sissy losers to have pretty shiny cock sucking lips. Not only did he learn how to paint his lips perfectly, he learned all sorts of uses for his lipstick! I made him decorate his whole body with lipstick while I watched him on cam. It was so funny, because once he took his panties off, I could see his little clitty dick getting hard while I was abusing him.

When he first took off his panties, I couldn’t help laughing. The pathetic little stub between his legs was sooooo small! Even when it got hard, it was still just a tiny little sissy clit! Every time I laughed at it and called him a faggot loser, that little stub would perk up.

He even ASKED Me to hang up on him and raise My rate. So, of course, I did! I had him paying Me a much higher rate and half the time his cam would freeze and he was paying Me while he was wasting his time trying to fix his computer.

So I had a great time taking all his money and calling him a faggot loser! Plus, I made him suck a big dildo. There’s something so wrong about a guy slurp all over a big cock, and watching as I made him do it was HOT! He kept telling Me how much he loved that I was taking his money, calling him a faggot loser and laughing at his tiny dicklet. By the time I was finished with him, he was decorated with lipstick writing all over his sissy faggot body, and I had all his money!

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My Cuckold, Loser, Shrimp Dick Sissy Faggot Pig Strikes Again!

Ha, ha, ha, ha! What a total loser this guy is. First, he calls Me to ask what he should be ready with and what he should be thinking about cause he’s gonna call Me back in a few minutes. I’m sure his little clitty dick started to stiffen as soon as he heard My voice.

So, given the fact that I own this loser’s pathetic little cock, mind and wallet, I told him to put on a pair of his wife’s panties, think about what a sissy faggot he is, and call Me back while watching himself in a mirror.

This faggot is just too funny. The more of a loser I tell him he his, the more excitement I can hear in his voice. I love bringing him to the edge cumming and exploding his liilte load all over his panties then calling him a useless cocksucker and hanging up on him! LMAO!

I could tell that his girly stick was about to spurt and I didn’t have much time, so I told him to tribute Me and maybe when he calls Me back I will let him finger fuck his own ass. Then I hung up. Hee, hee. I knew that girly boi wouldn’t be able to control himself for long, so I raised My rates to $10/minute.

Dumb fuck called Me right back – of course! I don’t think he even got his fingers in his little ass pussy before he started squirting. Loser. I raped his wallet, fucked his mind and used him completely. 🙂

He’s a Sissy, Sissy Faggot… Sissy, Sissy Faggot!

Have you ever heard a loser scream out of his car window on the top of his lungs “I’m a sissy, sissy faggot… I’m a sissy, sissy faggot!”?

Unless you are a phonesex operator, chances are the answer is no. Well – let Me tell you – it’s fucking hilarious! Not only did he scream “I’m a sissy, sissy faggot” out of his car window (and he was LOUD), he PAID Me for the privilege.

This loser is always trying to get free or cheap wanking material from Me for his pathetic little dick. But, he is going to have to realize that if he wants the best (Me!!), he is going to have to pay for Me.

The only reason I decided to write about him is that I was laughing hysterically the other night when he called. I made him cruise some convenience store parking lots to see if any hot girls – that he would NEVER be able to get – were going in or out. And I told him that he would have to rub his little sissy dick himself, because none of them ever would.

I think he got disconnected, but before the end of the call, I got him to chant and sing and to admit that he is a loser, cocksucker, fagggot, shrimp dick and a dork! 🙂

I Heart Feminization Phonesex!!

I just finished the funniest fetish phone sex call!! You know, if I was reading this blog, I wouldn’t believe half the stuff in it. But – it’s all true! Where do you guys GET this stuff??!! 🙂

NiteFlirt called Me and when I answered the phone, I heard this whiny girly voice telling Me he wants to be My bitch. Then, he told Me that he heard My phone introduction and heard My “Sissy, Sissy Faggot Song!” Well, I really love making these girly boys sing that ridiculous song. So, in no time, I had him chanting and sing songing “I’m a sissy, sissy faggot” over and over again!

Now, if that wasn’t enough fun, then he tells Me that he is wearing an Alice in Wonderland costume that he ordered on the internet. OMFG! He described the costume and it sounded just like Alice – down to the anklet socks, blue dress, apron and mary jane shoes.

Then he tells Me he has a dildo and the fun really began. I made him take the eight inch dildo in his sissy hole, and made sure that he could see himself in a mirror. Ha, ha, ha! Then I told him to say “Fuck Me, I’m Alice in Sissyland” while he took the cock in his pussy.

That got him so worked up he could barely speak, so I knew it was time to really get him going. Hee, hee. Since I was on a roll in terms of hanging up on faggots, I told him I was going to double My rate and hang up. If he came without calling back, or if he didn’t call back, he’s blocked!

Of course, he called back. I had so much fun with him that I finally let him explode all over his petticoats. NiteFlirt feminization phone sex is the best! I heart it so much!

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He’s a Cuckold, Loser, Shrimp Dick, Sissy Faggot Pig All-In-One!

Ha, ha, ha!!!! Got off the phone with one of My losers a little while ago. I really enjoyed getting into his head, helping Myself to his wallet and making him oink!!!!! What a fool. He knows that I own his pathetic little clitty dicklet, and he knows he is useless as a man.

During our phonesex call, I had him dressed up in nothing but a pink tutu and pink leather collar and leash. Then, I cuckolded and humiliated his little dick by inviting over some of his friends. Lol! I invited over an old girlfriend of his – you know – the one he never got over, the one he still dreams about – and a mutual friend of theirs and we had a great time! Well, at least I did!

This faggot cuckold took his girlfriend’s strap on in his bitch pussy, sucked her boyfriend’s huge cock (which had just been in his girlfriend’s ass!), fingered his own ass and begged his friend to fuck his girlfriend with a big, hard, real man’s cock – like she deserves.

Do you know I had this loser whore oinking?! It was great. I hung up on him twice. Each time, I told him to tribute Me before he called back. And I told him that if he didn’t, he couldn’t cum and that he would be blocked and would never get to hear My voice in his disgusting ear again. So, of course, he tributed Me, his Princess, each time I hung up on him.

When he called back the second time, I told him to start oinking! At first he wasn’t too good at it, but I told him to make it more nasal, and soon he was snorting and oinking like the loser pig he is!! LMAO!!

Do you know what finally made this cuckold cocksucker squirt? I told him his girlfriend was screaming “My pussy is going to cum all over your friend’s big hard cock!” Ha, ha – that pushed him right over the edge and he squirted his pathetic loser load of cum.