Draining My Faggot Money Pig

Hello Bitches!  Have you missed Me?  I’ve been on NiteFlirt just about every night, but I am way behind on My blogging.  I have soooo much to tell you!

I’ll start with My pathetic little pay pig.  Loser boy called Me again last night – drunk and horny and needing to be abused.  Well, how could I say no?  Lol.  Of course I used him.  Of course I drained his wallet.  And of course when I was done, sent him a mail saying that I will be taking more.  Hahaha!

The things I did to this fool last night were really funny.  I hung up on him a few times and kept raising My rate.  Hee, hee.  I finally wound up at $10/minute and kept him on the phone for a couple of hours.  Dumb ass.

I kept telling him to look between his faggot legs at his little dicklet and say to it “you’re ridiculous!” He is a slave to that ridiculous dicklet and that ridiculous dicklet is a slave to ME!  By the end of the night, I named that pathetic cock Little Miss Ridiculous!  Hahahaha!

Plus, I made him tell Me whose cock he wants to suck from work.  I told him whenever he sees this guy, he has to check it out and see what kind of cock he has.  He has to imagine what it would be like to be his bitch cocksucker!

I kept asking him if Dumb Ass was there, and he kept saying, “Yes, this is dumb ass!”  Making a living from phone sex and from using faggot piggies like him is so much fun.  And it’s so easy too!  After we finally hung up, and I had taken lots of money from him, I sent him an email telling him to buy Me a nice big gift from Amazon!  After all, there’s a fat bonus sitting in his bank account.  When he spends it on Me, he’ll give himself ridiculous little hard ons for a week!

Loser, loser, loser Phone Sex Fetish Recording on NiteFlirt

I just made another brand new recording for you little sluts.  This recording is called Loser, loser, loser.  It is eight minutes of Me singing and chanting and laughing in your pathetic ear, telling you that you are not a real man and that you are a LOSER!  Ha, ha!  I had a ton of fun making this recording.  The fact that you will listen to it is proof that you are a loser wimp pussy boy.

So call My new fetish recording and listen to Me having such a good time laughing at you.  Dumb ass.  And don’t forget to pay your Loser Tax!

Pay your phone sex loser tax.

Shrimp Dicked Loser Faggot Makes Good

Here’s the story I promised to publish in this post.  My loser faggot paid his fine for not obeying My every command, and so I am holding up My end of the deal.  Besides, this phonesex call is just too good to keep to Myself.Sissy faggot fucks his ass pussy with a zucchini

I’ll start from the beginning (more or less).  I got a call the other night on My feminization listing on NiteFlirt from one of My regular and devoted customers.  I could tell that he was ALL worked up about something.  I asked him what was up (hehe) and he comes out with “I have a new vegetable!”  HAHAHAHA!

I have to say that it was VERY hard to control My laughter.  I tried to compose Myself, but it took a couple of tries to stop laughing.  If you have been following My blog, you probably know all about the “Carrot Incident”.  Well, this is the same guy.  You might even recognize his other phonesex calls that I have blogged about.

Anyway, he tells Me that he bought a zucchini!!  When I heard this, I could just picture what had gone on earlier.  Of course, I teased and teased him about going to the store with a pathetically hard little cock in his pants.  I teased him about thinking about the blog post he hoped I would write and asked if he wanted his own dancing vegetable like this one.  I teased him about having planned this all day long!  You know I was right.  Loser girly boy HAD been planning this all day and had been fantasizing about this very blog post and most of all -he wanted a dancing zucchini.

Well, not only did he buy this zucchini, he shaped one end like a cock and the other end to fuck his faggot ass pussy. It just kept getting funnier and more pathetic!  I HAD to make him take a bite out of it to prove that he really had a zucchini.  And, just like the Carrot Incident, he took a nibble out of the cock / zucchini (cockcchini?) and it was hilarious!  I can’t quite describe how pathetic and funny it was to hear this nibbley munch, munch sound cum over the phone.  I went into hysterics again.

I had a great time putting loser boy through all of his paces.  I made him suck the zucchini and BEG Me to let him shove the zucchini up his fairy faggot fanny!  I made him say that he wants to fuck a salad and I called him crue d’ete (is that right? – yes, I took French, lol) ass.

Finally, I let him start to slide that zucchini up his faggot ass pussy.  And yep, you guessed it – I made him say “I’m so teeny I have to fuck zucchini!” over and over while he pretended there was a cock in his sissy ass instead of a vegetable.

You should have heard faggot boy’s voice.  He was SOOO hard and excited.  Needless to say, I immediately recognized how much he had been waiting, fantasizing and planning this.  So, of course I knew I could hang up on him and raise My rate.  I did that twice AND made him leave Me some tips, and he called back each and every time.  Loser.

I had such a great time driving My faggot bitch crazy and I made him do all sorts of things.  Then I told him to squirt on his cum eating belly and that after he squirted his sissy juice I was going to make him use the ass zucchini to wipe up the ‘sissy dip’ on his stomach.  LMFAO!!  He just couldn’t make himself eat his own cum off the zucchini that had just been in his ass (I would have let him use the clean end  😉 ). And that was why I punished and fined him.

I had a great time humiliating this cock whore and by the time we were finished, I had a nice little chunk of change in My NiteFlirt account.  It’s so much fun to be Me!

Punishment for Naughty Faggot Loser

So I got this phone sex call tonight from one of My regulars.  I can hear right away that this loser faggot is REALLY worked up about something.  In fact, it wasn’t long at all before I figured out that this sissy humiliation addict had been planning this call all day!Naughty faggot loser gets punished

Anyway, this call was HILARIOUS!  I really can’t wait to post about it.  I think I have taken humiliation to a whole new level.  I had this sissy sissy fagot loser in the palm of My hands – as it turns out – even before he called his Princess Jewel.

Of course he told Me he is in love with Me and will do anything for Me.  Yeah, yeah… whatever… take a number.  He is just one of the many girly boys who tells Me that all the time.  BUT – tonight he didn’t totally put his money where his cocksucking mouth is.

So, this is his punishment.  You KNOW who you are.  And I know how BADLY you want your story published.  But you didn’t quite finish all of My commands.  So loser… click on the dancing peppers above and pay your punishment fine.  Then I will post your ridiculous faggot humiliation antics.

Oh… and loser, be sure to notice that those are HOT peppers waving at you!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

PS – Don’t forget to leave Me a comment here.  THEN pay the peppers, THEN I will post your ridiculous sissy sissy faggot humiliation story.

Faggot Fairy Fanny on FIRE

Um…  ok… so… this pain in the ass loser calls Me last night.  I am working on training him not to be such a whiny cheap loser and I must admit that he is making progress.  He used to email Me endlessly every night and I had to put an immediate stop to that!  This sissy sissy faggot loser is starting to learn his limits and is starting to perform as I command.

Ok, so back to the story.  He emails Me last night and begs Me to make him stick fireballs in his pathetic ass pussy.  Hahahahaha!  What a dumb fuck.  He had a whole bag of them and was sticking them up his ass and going to the Walmart bathroom to, um – remove them.  I would like to make it clear that I had nothing to do with the Walmart outing.  Another NiterFlirt phonesex Princess gets the credit for that little piece of loser humiliation!

So dumb fuck loser sissy sissy faggot emails Me and tells Me how much it hurt and burned his pathetic faggot ass pussy and begs Me to do it to him too.  You know – it really must be true.  When all the blood flows from the big head down to the little head, brain function is seriously impaired!

I gave him permission to call his favorite fetish phone sex Princess and once we were connected, he sent Me his cam invite.  I heard and saw this loser faggot shove fireballs up his ass and whine and moan like a bitch about how much it hurt and burned.  Um… duh!

I told him that I was going to make him eat them after they were in his pathetic flaming ass pussy, but he must not have been able to control himself,  ’cause all of a sudden he logged off.  Next time, I’m gonna make him save his cum and mix an ass pussy fireball into it and slurp it down!

I have another story to tell about the antics of this faggot fool, but I’m not going to write about it until he proves that he can continue to NOT be a pain in My pretty little ass.

Loser, loser, loser!!

You know who you are.  I helped Myself to several hundred dollars out of your wallet a couple of nights ago.  Dumb ass!

This guy is so pathetic.  He called Me again the other night.  As soon as I realized who it was, I knew I would be making a nice chunk of change in a very short period of time.  Of course, I was right.

It’s really so funny.  I kept hanging up on him and telling him to call Me back at double My rate per minute.  LMAO!  One time, I hung up on him and told him to call Me back at a higher rate, but I told him I wouldn’t take the call unless he left Me a nice BIG tribute!  He LOVES the way I say ‘cock’ (big surprise, faggot!) and so I told him that when he called Me back that if he didn’t leave Me a big fat tribute, I wouldn’t say the word ‘cock’ again.  HAHAHAHAHA!

What do you think happened?  Duh!  The little cocksucker drained his account right into Mine.  I love taking advantage of money pigs.  It’s just too ridiculous that these money slaves get soooo excited when I take all their money and abuse them.  But, what else would I do but abuse them?  Dumb ass, shrimp dicked, cock sucking loser bitches!

It really is fun though – getting these loser faggots to do such ridiculous things.  At one point, I had raised My rate and hung up on him.  When he called back, I told him to put the phone down and go watch tv while he was paying Me twice as much for doing nothing.  And he did!  ROFLMFAO!  What a dork.

Money Slaves Worship Phonesex Princess Jewel

So here you go dorky – a gift for you.  HAHAHAHA!

Are You A Naughty Squirting Sissy Sissy Faggot?

You sluts are sooooo lucky to have Me!  Most of you know it and are very good about adoring and spoiling Me.  But there may be a few of you who are afraid to call, or who might be taking advantage of all the hot FREE sissy faggot phonesex blog posts I write.  Plus I know that when some of you cum sluts read about yourselves, or about My other callers, you just get so excited that you accidentally squirt your sissy juice all over your panties!  Hee, hee!

So now you lucky little phonesex faggots can still tribute Me if you accidentally squirt while reading My blog.  A $10 fee for squirting while reading this blog is quite a bargain, so if you are a loser in addition to being a sissy sissy faggot, pay it twice.

Accidental Sissy Faggot Squirting Fee

New Piggy Bitch

My new phone sex piggy bitchI had the funniest call tonight. Alright, if you’ve been keeping up with My sissy faggot blog, you’ll know that this is definitely NOT the funniest (or most humiliating) call I’ve had. But, it WAS very amusing!

So anyway, this guy calls Me and right away I can tell that he is a whiny bitch. He had such a girly whiny voice – I knew it would be sooooo easy to make him My bitch. Sure enough, he begged Me to fuck with his head. Ha, ha! Hmmm… think I can do that?

Duh!! Not only did I have him swearing his love and devotion to his phone sex Princess in a very short amount of time, I also had him snorting!! He was breathing so hard and his dicklet was so excited that he snorted a couple of times! LMAO!

He begged Me not to make him oink. But… guess what?! He oinked! In fact, he said “I’m your little pig, snort, oink, snort!” And when I called him My bitch, I thought he was going to explode right then.

So, I used him and made him tell Me that he loves Me already and that he is My snorting, oinking, piggy BITCH. Hmmm…so do you think I can fuck with your head, bitch?

Sissy Rick Strikes Again

Sissy Rick – what a loser! He called Me again tonight. What a pathetic wimp! He wants to be a humiliated little sissy maid, running around cleaning people’s houses wearing nothing but high heels! Ha, ha, ha!! If that wasn’t enough, he wants everyone to know what a loser he is.

Sissy sluts love high heels

It’s so funny to talk to him. I almost always wind up practically losing My voice from laughing at this loser wimp so hard. Usually, when he calls, I see if any of My girlfriends are on IM. But lately, I’ve been going into adult chat rooms with people from his state. Lol. It’s such a riot to hear him get more and more excited as I humiliate him more and more.

I love to give out his name in the chat rooms and tell everyone his phone number. He gets so scared. Well, dumb ass, then why did you give Me your full name and phone number?

This sissy bitch humps the floor while I laugh at him with the girls in the chat rooms. I warn them about what a wimpy girly loser he is. I don’t think he will ever get a date. Soon enough, the word will spread everywhere about how pathetic he is.

He had a great idea! He will serve by washing cars as a maid. Of course, I had to embellish it by having him dress in a really short French maids outfit with no panties. This way his tiny little dicklet and sissy ass will show. Hee, hee. Then, he will stick a rag up his sissy ass and shake it back and forth to wash the cars!

Ha, ha, ha! It’s so much fun to take all his money and laugh at him! Oh, and by the way, please spread the word about what a loser this guy is! Tell all your friends!

My Sissy Slut Feels Warm Cum in His Ass Pussy

I have been having a great time with this faggot slut. He has called Me several times now, and I think his training is cumming along very well! I am training him to crave cock and cum. He called Me the other night with a pretty purple thong on. This little sissy faggot loves to be My nasty girly bitch. He begs and begs Me to fuck him. Sissy sluts Love Princess Jewel

And that’s when things get really funny too. First, I get him all horny by saying COCK over and over again. I tell him that he is a COCK sucker, COCK whore, COCK addict and lots more. Then, I make him repeat the names I call him. But, just saying them is NOT enough. He has to say them like he means them. COCK. I make him say the word COCK like it is his whole world – like there is nothing he wants more than COCK. Hee, hee. That gets him so worked up that there is nothing he won’t do.

Usually, I make him cream his panties for cock. Lol. I just love the way My little sissy sluts sound when they cream for cock. They are sooooo turned on by the thought of cock, plus they are kinda’ ashamed about being soooo turned on by cock, so they cream realllly hard.

Anyway, I told him to save his cum one night in a glass and to call Me the next day, prepared to play with it. That’s where the really fun part came in. He called Me the next day with a glass full of his own sissy cum. But, silly little sissy, he took it right from the refrigerator. What good is ice cold sissy cum? So, I made him warm it up for a couple of seconds in the microwave.

Now, I have to admit that I left the best part of this story for last. This sissy faggot doesn’t have a dildo to fuck himself with. I guess it’s because if he actually buys a cock to fuck his sissy pussy with, he’ll have to really admit how much he loves cock. So, he has to be creative. I thought hearing My loser bitch nibble on the carrot he was about to fuck himself with was funny, but this is right up there too!

He loves to fuck his little sissy faggot pussy with an empty plastic bottle. Ha, ha, ha, ha!! The best part is when the bottle crinkles and crushes as he fucks himself with it. It’s hilarious! OK, so I still haven’t really gotten to the point yet, but this is the best part. I made him pour his warmed cum into the bottle and then made him beg to stuff the bottle into his bitch hole. I also told him to make sure that the bottle stayed horizontal until I gave him permission to let his warm faggot cum run up into his pussy hole.

It was great. I made him stuff the bottle into his ass pussy, and listened to him fuck himself with it. It’s so funny to hear the bottle crinkling while he fucks himself. Once I got him really worked up, I told him to beg for the cum. He started begging right away for warm cum in his sissy pussy again and again. Finally, I let him tip the bottle up and the warm cum ran right into his little bitch pussy. He went crazy for the cum.

By that point, there was no doubt that he was like jelly in My pretty little hands. I made him keep the bottle in his ass and throw his legs over his head. Since he was so crazy for cum, I made him blow his sissy cum juice all over his little faggot face.

I loved it! Hearing him beg for the cum in his faggot hole, making him throw his legs over his head and beg to cum in his own face. I own this faggot. He will not be able to think of anything besides cock and My voice telling him he is My sissy faggot bitch!!