Sissy Rick Is STILL Not a Real Man… Duh!

Sissy Rick is STILL not a real man… no surprise there!  As anyone who reads My blog knows, Ricky is obsessed with a girl who doesn’t know he exists anymore because he is such a wimpy loser.  I am on the phone with Sissy Rick right now and he just told Me the funniest story.

It’s so obvious why the girl that Ricky can’t get over dumped his loser ass and married a real man.  Not only is this guy a hot stud, but it turns out that he rides a Harley too.  Poor Ricky is looking like more and more of a loser (if that’s even possible) in comparison.

All a wimp like Ricky is suited for is to get naked, put on his high heels and buff this guy’s tail pipe while his beautiful, young wife watches and laughs hysterically at how pathetic Sissy Rick really is.  Her name is D…  and Ricky will never get over her.  While Ricky is humiliating himself in front of her real man husband, D… while probably get more and more turned on by how much of a man her husband is, and by what a loser Sissy Rick is.

After all, Ricky will do anything that they tell him to do.  Her husband will say “Get on the back of the bike, jack ass”, and will probably drive him to who knows where, out in the country, throw him off the bike and make him take off all his clothes and leave him there with nothing but a pair of high heels.

When the real man gets back to his hot wife, she’ll ask him where Ricky is and all he will say is “Who cares… here are all his clothes.”  Then the two of them will laugh and laugh at what a dork Sissy Rick really is and D… will get so turned on that she won’t be able to wait to have hot sex with her stud husband while Ricky has to hitch a ride back home wearing nothing but high heels.  What a loser!

Then they will take his credit card out of his pants and go out for a nice expensive romantic dinner.  And that will only be the beginning.  Sissy Rick will wind up paying for everything that they do – even their mortgage.  D… will go shopping for sexy outfits to wear for her husband and Sissy Rick will wind up paying for everything.  Their lives will get easier and better, while Ricky slaves away, working all the time, getting deeper and deeper in debt.  And, of course, the whole time, they will be laughing at how pathetic Ricky is and D… will be so thankful that she is married to a real man that all she will want to do is fuck him while she laughs at what a loser Sissy Rick is.

Sissy Rick Gets Initmidated By A Real Man (What a Surprise!)

Sissy Rick gets intimidated by a real man… again!  He is such a wimpy loser that just about any guy could fuck with him and he would never even fight back.  What a loser.

Ricky’s biggest fantasy is to be intimidated by a real man in front of the girl he can never get over.  All the real guy would have to do to Sissy Rick would be to order him to get in to the back seat of his own car, take off all his clothes and give the guy his clothes, wallet and car keys.  Ricky is such a wimp that of course he would do it.  Haha.

Then the guy would go inside the bar that Ricky’s car is parked in front of and tell the girl that Ricky loves exactly what he just did to embarrass Ricky.  He would toss Ricky’s keys and wallet over to her and tell her that Ricky is such a sissy wimp that he is naked in the back seat of his car, under the street light, right in front of the bar, humping the seat until he is told he is allowed to stop.

The girl that Ricky has always been in love with would grab the keys and wallet out of his hand, jump up into his arms, give him a long, deep kiss and say “I love what a man you are.  Ricky is nothing but a pathetic loser.”  Then, she would throw his keys in the bar’s disgusting garbage, so that Ricky would have to dig through the garbage naked to get them back.  And, to celebrate her new super-masculine boyfriend, she would buy a round of drinks for everyone in the the bar with Ricky’s credit card.

The whole time she would be laughing and kissing the real man, saying “I can’t believe Ricky is such a wimp that he didn’t even put up a fight.  I’m so glad to have a man like you to put Ricky in his place.  Let’s leave him in his car all night humping the back seat.  Every one who goes in or out of the bar will see his hairy ass crack bobbing up and down while he humps.”

Then, she would drink and dance all night, flirting with the real man.  Her panties would get warmer and wetter every time she thought about how easy it was for her new guy to push Ricky around.  Of course, she would go home with him and fuck his brains out while they both laughed about what a dorky wimp Ricky really is. She’d also have to get a nice little video of Sissy Rick humping the back seat of his car naked as they left the bar, leaving him there all alone with no money, clothes or car keys

Glory Hole Bitch Boi Is Getting Blackmailed

glory hole bitch boiSo My little glory hole bitch boi is getting blackmailed once again.  As most of you know, I really don’t do blackmail.  It’s just way too much work.  Hehe.  Well, I don’t do blackmail unless you beg Me to blackmail you.  And My little glory hole, fuck face, fag boi is always begging Me to blackmail him.

Today he sent Me his ex girlfriends phone number.  Gee, I wonder what he want Me to do with that?  Lol.  Well, I sent him to buy some panties and a butt plug (which he did like a good gurl), and then told him to go to the glory hole to suck cock for Me… again.  Hehe.

Well, after getting his panties on and the plug up his little sissy faggot ass, he decided not to go suck cock.  Um… since when do you bitches think for yourselves?  Especially if I happen to have tons of pix and vids of you in, well, embarrassing situations.

So I told glory hole bitch boi that he IS going to suck cock or I will put his ex girlfriend’s phone number up on My blog.  So here goes.  Her number is:  xxxxxxxxxx.

If My panty wearing, ass fucking, cock sucking, cum eating fag boi does not get his fairy fanny to the glory hole, I think I’ll put up both their names with her number.  Then she can find out for sure what a glory hole bitch boi he really is!

ETA:  I took down the phone number, because My good gurl went to the glory hole like I told him to.

 

SISSY RICK – World’s Biggest Wimp!

sissy rick worlds biggest loserSISSY RICK  is definitely the WORLD’S BIGGEST WIMP!  He is such a wimp that he has to answer to all other wimps, no matter how pathetic they are.

Ricky’s old girlfriend, who really doesn’t even know he exists anymore should find a totally pathetic dork with thick glasses, buck teeth and a pocket protector for Ricky to serve while she and her new husband watch him and laugh.

Ricky can prance around naked in front of them all and, of course, he has to address this other wimpy loser as “Sir”.  Ricky  will wash his car naked wearing his pretty pink high heels while the dorky guy, Ricky’s old girlfriend and her husband order him around, tell him what a wimp he is and laugh hysterically.

Ricky can bend over naked in his high heels while he is vacuuming out the dork’s car, stick his ass out and beg the dork to kick his ass.  Since Ricky is the world’s biggest wimp, the dork will have no trouble beating him up.

Then everyone can laugh at how pathetic Ricky really is, while he finishes washing the car in his high heels, with a bruised butt and a pathetically hard little dick.

Pathetic Sissy Bitch Deserves to Be Exposed

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Here’s a pic of My pathetic sissy bitch who deserves to be exposed for the bitch that he is:

Let’s see much I will have to expose My sissy bitch before he decides be a good boi again.

 

 

Here’s the next pic of My little sissy cock sucker:

His slutty lil bitch face is covered with his own cum (or is it someone else’s?  I can’t remember).  Hehe.  I will just keep adding pix or vids of him until he decides to behave himself.  That’s what My sissy bitch gets for contacting Me yesterday, asking Me to fuck with his little fag head and then disappearing.

Update!
Since My little sissy bitch fuck face was such a good gurl and went to the glory hole, I took one of the pictures down.  Now I have a brand new pic of him with cum dripping down his little fag face, so he’d better stay in line in the future!

Owned By Princess Jewel

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Alpha male or bitch boi owned by Princess?   Hmmmmm…  what does the photographic evidence suggest?  Yep… he is a horny little bitch boi who is totally owned by Princess!

Actually, Hoover Lips is kind of an alpha male too (believe it or not!).  That’s what makes turning him into a panty wearing bitch who begs for cock so much fun!  I mean, anyone can take a pathetic sissy slut and turn him into a cock sucking gurly bitch.  But, I think it takes a little more finesse to take an alpha man down.  Plus, they have sooooo much further to fall.  Hehe.

The last time I spoke with Hoover Lips, I told him that he would be begging Me to cum.  But, since he still tries to hold on to the fantasy that he is actually a real man, My little owned bitch flat out denied that he would ever sink so low.  Yeah…. riiiiiight.

I have him wearing panties almost every day, I won’t let him have sex with his wife without My permission and he certainly isn’t allowed to cum with out My permission.  I am also turning Hoover Lips into a cock craving cum eater.  Soon enough, he will sucking man dick for Me like a good gurl should.  He has already serviced a couple of shemale cocks for Me, so it won’t be long until he gets skull fucked by hard throbbing man meat!

It’s pretty funny when he is telling Me desperately in one breath that he can’t wait to take cock for Me and then in the next breath that he is a real man and will never beg.  So, do I really need to say what actually happened…?

Of course he begged!!  My cock loving, owned bitch boi begged Me to let him cum.  He has been totally trapped and brainwashed by Me into being a panty wearing, cock sucking, cum eating gurly boi.  I love manipulating him.  And I especially loved making him beg to squirt.  He was sooooo worked up and soooo horny, and when he started begging he could hardly contain himself.  It was pretty hot.

I love turning alpha males into brainwashed bimbos.  And now there is no doubt that My lil Hoover Lips is totally owned by Princess Jewel and that he will always be My emasculated bitch!

Tiny Cock Sissy Boi Writes Me a Song!

One of My tiny cock sissy bois has written Me a song!  He loves My Sissy Sissy Faggot Song so much that it inspired him to think of his very own humiliating song.  Here it is:

I’m a little faggot short and stout,

here is my ass and here is my mouth.

Feed me some black cock and watch me spout.

Bend me over and pimp me out.

Hahahaha!  I’m sure most of you can recognize the tune that it is sung to.  It was hilarious when My tiny cock sissy boi sung it for Me – over and over again.  I just kept cracking up as he sang it, and his tiny little cocklet just kept getting more and more excited.  It’s so funny the endless ways you fag bois can cum up with to humiliate yourselves.

Of course, I added in My own special way of humiliating him and laughing at his tiny little dick and at his urge to suck a big black cock.  In fact, I was having so much fun emasculating him that he was on the verge of crying.  LMFAO!

In the end, he would up squirting all over himself like a good gurl!  And I told him that I would publish his ridiculous song, so that every one will know what a pathetic little tiny cock sissy boi he really is!

If you would like to be My pathetic little fag boi, you can call Me and sing his song to Me too.  Hehe.  Or, you can call and listen to the recording of Me sing My humiliating, ridiculous Sissy Sissy Faggot Song any time!

Pathetic Sissy Rick Reaches a New Low

sissy rick needs to be humiliatedPathetic Sissy Rick has reached a new low.  He will never be a real man, so he just keeps thinking of ways to humiliate and expose himself as the pathetic loser he really is.  He is still totally obsessed with a girl who thinks he is a total loser.  In fact, she just married another man.  But, poor pathetic sissy Rick keeps hoping that they will break up and that maybe he will have a chance with his dream girl some day.  Yeah…. right.

So now, Ricky wants to be their gurly shopping gopher.  Ricky wants each of them to make him go out and buy gifts for the other.  This way, they will fall deeper and deeper in love with each other, all due to Ricky’s pathetic fantasy.  Ricky’s dream girl, Denise, will send him scurrying out to buy expensive gifts for her new husband.   All on Ricky’s dime, of course.

Since he is such a pathetic sissy loser, he will go right out and do whatever she tells him to.  Then, her husband, Tony, will make him go out and buy a beautiful, expensive gift for her.  Dumb ass Ricky will keep going out, buying them gifts to give to each other, spending all his money and acting like a fool.

When he gets to their house to deliver the gifts, Ricky has to take off all his clothes before he can even ring the doorbell.  What a pathetic dork!  Then, her husband, Tony, will answer the door and inspect what Ricky has bought for his hot new wife.  If the gift is not good enough, he will just throw it out, kick Ricky’s ass and make him go and buy something better for her.

And as they give these gifts to each other that Sissy Rick has scurried around to buy, they will fall deeper on love with each other and their marriage will get stronger and stronger.  All pathetic Sissy Rick will be able to do is follow orders, hump the lawn naked and keep hoping that one day a total loser like him will have a chance with the girl of his dreams.

What do My readers think?  Does Ricky ever stand a chance with her?  Or will he always be a laughing stock and a little bitch running around trying to please her?  Leave Me a comment and let Me know what you think!  Or just tweet this blog post, so eventually she will find out all about what a pathetic sissy Ricky really is.

Sissy Rick is Still As Pathetic As Ever!

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Sissy Rick is still as pathetic as ever!  Some things never change.  I’m on the phone with him right now, and he is begging Me to humiliate him, embarrass him and boss him around like the pathetic loser wimp that he is.

Ricky is still obsessed with this girl he has known for a loooong time.  Ricky would be so embarrassed if she found out that he has been obsessed with her for years.  He’s is such a loser that he will never get a date, so he just sits home wanking about her all the time.  She would laugh hysterically if she knew the truth.

So, I think all My bitches should tweet this blog post and post it to Facebook and any other site that you can think of.  This way, every one will know what a loser Sissy Rick really is.  When she finds the truth out about Ricky, she will have so much fun taking advantage of him, laughing at him and having her new husband kick his ass.

Once she knows all about Ricky’s obsession, Ricky’s ultimate fantasy will probably cum true.  Her husband will make him mow the lawn naked, wash the car wearing only pink high heels and hump the lawn while they are having a big Super Bowl party.

And when you tweet this post, don’t forget to mention that Ricky likes to give blow jobs. naked in pink heels, 24/7.  She will really laugh at that.