Bark if You’re A Phone Sex LOSER!

I am so glad I don’t have a dick.  Lol.  I don’t know how you guys let those things rule your lives.  But I have to say that I love it.  Hee, hee.  Manipulating you sluts by using your hard little cocks really is so much fun.

Dont Forget To Pay Your Loser Tax!

The other night, one of My regular phone sex loser tiny dicked faggot money pigs called Me (I might be able to cum up with a few more adjectives, but you get the idea).  Poor little loser boy was getting sick of his usual fantasy.  That is the one about his former girlfriend cuckolding him and making him suck her new boyfriend’s huge cock.

So I had to cum up with some new loser humiliation.  Think I was able to do it?  Ha, ha.  It was really pretty easy.  He didn’t give Me much to go on in terms of creating a humiliating sexual fantasy.  I mean other than the fact that he is a loser, has a tiny dick, is a sissy faggot and gets off by Me taking advantage of his pathetic sexual needs.

I guess I pretty much went with that last one: taking advantage of his pathetic sexual needs.  His hard little faggot dick just made it so easy for Me to humiliate him, hang up on him, raise My rate on him, etc!  Let’s just say that by the time I was finished with him, I had him down on all fours with a finger in his ass.  You sissy faggots just love to play with your asses.

So anyway, I had him on all fours, with his ass in the air and a finger in his sissy hole, and then I told him to wag his faggot ass like a dog wagging its tail.  Lol.  So, of course, he did it.  And loved it.  And I just kept hanging up on him and raising My rate.

In the matter of a very few minutes, I had taken him for a nice little sum of money, I had him wagging his ass with his finger in it like a dog…. THEN… I made him bark.  Hahahahaha!  It was so funny.  All of a sudden I heard this ‘woof’ cum out of the phone.  I just craked up!  I made him wag and woof until he was right on the edge of spewing his loser load, and then I told him he had to bark while he was cumming.

All I heard was… ooohh…  mmmmm…  ohhhh…  woof…. ahhh…!  Hahahaha!  You phone sex sluts crack Me up.

Sissy Humiliation, Ballerina Lessons and Assignment

I had a great time with Ballerina Boy this week!  He has been practicing all of his ballerina moves so that he can be a lovely, graceful, girly ballerina.  Lol – it takes Me right back to My own ballerina days as I teach him all the moves.

Except this ballerina won’t have any sort of bulge in his tights.  He will have a pretty tutu covering any tiny little sissy bump!  He was practicing a pirouette over and over, but just couldn’t get it right.  When we spoke, I asked him how he was doing it.  Poor little sissy slut had it all wrong.  He had been leaping into it from a knee bend like an ungraceful toad.  But, I taught him how to do it correctly, and he got it almost perfect in just one phone sex humiliation session!

I made him do an arabesque with one leg up and toe pointed.  And I let him stroke his panties while he watched himself in the mirror.  Then when I was satisfied that he was being a good little sissy ballerina, I allowed him to do a graceful bend forward and insert a cock in his ass!

This is the email he sent Me the next day.  What a good girl!

Last night was so humiliating wearing my soiled panties to bed.  Thank you so much for the humiliation.  It felt so good to pirouette with a cock in my ass.

Hahaha!  Even better than all that, he made his faggot confession.  He wants to earn the “I did it, I am a real cock sucker” award!  We are going to make plans for him to finally wrap his sissy lips around a nice big cock.  And also for him to bend over and take it in his ballerina ass.  Hahahahaha!  Can’t wait to hear this one!!!

So here is his assignment. He already knows how we will go about finding someone to fuck him like the sissy bitch he is.  So he will continue to work on that.  The other part of his sissy ballerina assignment is to get some music and/or a dvd to practice his dancing.  The perfect music/dvd, especially at this time of year will be The Nutcracker Suite!

Ballerina Bitch can watch the ballet (do not get a non-ballet dvd version), and listen to the music while he learns to leap about like a graceful butterfly!  If he gets a dvd, he can watch while he leaps and really get the feeling for how a Ballerina Bitch must behave!  At holiday time, The Nutcracker music STILL makes Me want to twirl around (lol), but of course, I am a GIRL!  Have fun Ballerina Boy, and keep Me posted on your sissy faggot achievements!

My New Favicon

Do you sissy sluts like My new favicon?  What’s a favicon?  It’s the little icon that you should see right now in the left side of your address bar.  A pretty pair of shiny pink open lips.

It seemed appropriate – don’t you think?  But I have to say it was a hard choice.  The lips seemed perfect.  Hot girly lips that are just like mine.  Full, soft and shiny.  Or, they could be like yours.  Slutty, open and waiting for a cock to suck.

I really had make a tough decision, though.  I was able to narrow it down to two choices:

Pretty Pink Lips   -OR-   A big fat carrot 

Do you think I made the right choice?

Cum Shooting Mastur-baste-tion Princess Puts On A Sissy Show

I spoke to the masturbast-ion princess this afternoon.  He had been prancing around in a white baby doll all day.  I asked him why he likes this baby doll so much and he said because of the way the skirt flairs out when he twirls around!  I think he might need a ballet lesson.

He was really worked up because he had been playing all afternoon – fucking himself with a cock, prancing around like a girly whore and saving his cum.  This faggot slut loves to perform in public.  I guess that there is just nothing quite like exposing yourself and your sissiness to all your friends and neighbors!

So I had him get down on the floor and stick his faggot ass up in the air.  I put him on stage, opened the curtain and made him put on a HOT and HUMILIATING show.  First, I had the guy that he watches at the gym cum up on stage.  I made the princess confess all his cocksucking and cum eating desires to him.  Then, of course, I had the guy fuck his sissy ass pussy with a hig dildo right on stage in front of everybody.

I did all sorts of other humiliating things to him too.  But the best was when I made him take the cock out of his ass pussy, rub it all over his face, dip it in the cum he had saved from earlier and beg to have his face shot full of cum!  As soon as I mentioned shooting his cum at his face from a turkey baster, this faggot slut was in the kitchen trying to find one.

He couldn’t find one, so instead, I had him hold the former ass dildo over his face and told him to pour the cum onto the dildo.  What a cum slut!  The cum dripped down all over his sissy faggot face and he LOVED it!  Lol.  He shot a huge load of sissy juice out of his clitty dick and drank that down too.  What a good little faggot!

NiteFlirt Sissy Slut Proposes to His Only Girlfriend

If you have seen Jewel’s Fools with Teeny Tools lately, you’ll have seen the picture of Sissy Joy’s girlfriend.  He’s is a 26 year old virgin.  That alone is humiliating enough.  But the things I do to this sissy faggot are absolutely hysterical!

When sissy slut Joy told Me that he was a virgin, My head began to spin with sissy humiliation ideas.  What did I come up with?  Well, the fact that he will never have a girlfriend is obviously because of his small sissy clit. That, of course, led to the thought that his right hand will be the only thing to ever touch his clitty dick.  So, therefore, his right hand is his one and only girlfriend!

OMFG!  The sissy phonesex calls have been soooo fucking funny!  I make sissy boy joy put his ‘girlfriend’ on the phone and talk to Me in a high girly voice.  I make him say things to his girlfriend like “I love you girlfriend” and “You are such a good cocksucker.”  Hahahaha!  I even had him draw lips on his fist and pour lube into his first and had him tell his girlfriend “Suck my clit, you whore.”

I can’t even imagine how this level of ridicule could actually get a humiliation slut excited.  But it does!  A lot.  Finally, I had sissy boy joy propose to his girlfriend.  I made him ask her to marry him!  She got on the phone and said in her high voice that she wants big cocks, not sissy clits.  But sissy and I got her to accept.  Sissy kept telling his ‘girlfriend’ how much he loves her and that she will be his forever.  I even promised that if they are both good girls, I may let them find some nice big cocks to play with.  I CAN’T WAIT for the wedding!

Sissy Tinkerbell Ballerina-Can You Get More Humiliation Than That?

Poor little Tinker-ballerina!  I spoke to him over a week ago, and I haven’t had a chance to post about his first ballet lesson until now.

I have to say, it was hilarious!  Ballerina boy bought a pretty, pretty ballet costume.  I don’t have the link anymore, so he’ll have to write Me a comment and add it in.  Anyway, it was very frilly and pretty!

I told him to look up some ballet moves online while he was waiting for his costume to come in the mail.  I told him to be sure that he could stand gracefully like a ballerina by the time his costume arrived.  I have to say that I got even more than I asked for.  Tinker-ballerina had learned all five ballet positions and some basic moves as well.  What a good girl.

I made him work up a whole routine.  Each time he did it, he added another graceful, girly move.  At the end of his routine, I made him do a little pirouette.  It was so funny.  I had him add in arm movements and told him to be very delicate and graceful. 

He did everything very well!  I even had him add his magic fairy spell to the routine.  But then the fun really started.  Once I knew what a good girl he had been and could see how hard he was working to be a prima ballerina, I decided to give him a reward.  Every good girl deserves a reward, don’t you think?

I let lucky little Tinker-ballerina get his dildo and stuff it up his ass.  Then I had him do some more ballet moves.  He had to do deep pliets (knee bends) and then cum up to his tippy toes.  Hee, hee.  You should have heard him as he sunk down on the cock.  He had never been fucked like that before.

Pretty soon I had him completly worked up.  He had bought a plastic ass and pussy to fuck and humiliate himself with.  I called it his girlfriend and made him fuck it hard.  It was so funny making him a prima ballerina and then making him hump his plastic girlfriend!  But I think it was an experience he’ll never forget!

Cum Eating Phonesex Fun With Sissy Slave Celery Boy

You humiliation sissy sluts REALLY crack Me up!  I spoke to celery boy a few nights ago and had such fun with him.  You should hear his voice when I make him do something really humiliating.  The way he says “Yes Princess” is great.  He says it like he knows he had to agree, but really isn’t sure that he should be agreeing.  Lol.

I have made him eat his own cum, fuck some celery, cum on his tooth brush, lick his girlfriend’s dirty panties… and what else?  Oh yes, that’s right, I utterly and painfully ruined one of his orgasms.  Hahahaha!  In fact, ruining his orgasm got Me so hot that I really want to do it again and again.  Maybe I should make a listing for it!  

Not only that, but I made him squirt jhis sissy juice so many times that night that he was in pain by the end.  Now I LOVED that!  It made Me want to force some sissy slut to cum over and over and over until it is really painful and he cums dry.  I want him to BEG ME to sop making him cum.  And then I want to make him cum once more.  I haven’t been able to do it yet – so I am definitely taking volunteers!

But anyway, that’s really not what I wanted to write about tonight.  I wanted to write about humiliating sissy slut celery boy.  He foolishly has this habit of calling Me when he has friends staying overnight.  You know that I have to take complete advantage of that!

This was great!  I had slut boy go out into the hall which all the bedrooms open up to.  Everyone was asleep and the doors were closed, but it was very quiet in the house.  One false move and he would get caught in a very humiliating position!  I made him jerk his little dicklet (5″ – lol) and get down on his knees.  He had to wag his ass back and forth and tell Me what a sissy faggot he is.  All very quietly of course.  He was moaning and groaning all over the place.  I really did think someone was going to wake up.

But the most humiliating thing that I made sissy slave boy do was to squirt his sissy cream all over the floor in the hallway!  Hee, hee.  Could you imagine if someone had opened one of the bedroom doors?  Since he is such a humiliation whore, he really shot a big wad of sissy cream and shot it hard.  Another audible groan.  Then was the best – I made him put his ass in the air and his face to the floor and lick up all of his cum off the hallway floor.  I could only imagine the utter humiliation if someone had opened one of the bedroom doors!

I really enjoy mind fucking him.  And the funny thing is that he almost always calls Me back a little while later the same night.  Once is just never enough for My cum eating humiliation sissy slut!

Are These True Sissy Faggot Phonesex Stories?

I have to admit that if I didn’t take sissy faggot fetish phonesex calls on NiteFlirt and I read this blog, I wouldn’t believe a word of it.  Do you guys REALLY get off to this humiliation?  Do so many of you REALLY have feminization and cocksucking fantasies?  Do you losers REALLY get off having a hot young girl like Me laugh at you, take your money and leave you broke?  I mean, most of these blog stories are downright ridiculous!  Hee, hee.  Ridiculous – but 100% TRUE!

And speaking of ridiculous – I think I can show any disbelievers out there that every word in this blog is true.  Not only are the stories true – but they aren’t even exaggerated!  Take note of the day this post is published.  If you have read My blog faithfully, you might just recognize something when you go to My NiteFlirt listing and check My feedback.

In the last couple of days, you will find a similarity between My blog and My feedback.  Lol.  Not only did I take loser boy to the cleaners, not only did I name his sissy clitty Little Miss Ridiculous, not only did I humiliate him and leave him broke, I also wrote all about it here in My blog for anyone to read.

Just in case I hadn’t done enough damage, I also sent some ridiculous pay mails to loser boy the next day just to see if he would pay them.  Duh!  Of course he did!

So anyway, My point is this.  If you read My feedback for the last few days, you will get complete confirmation of the fetish phonesex call that I wrote about recently.  It wan’t enough for dumb ass to be utterly humiliated and left broke.  It wasn’t enough for dumb ass to read about it in My blog.  He also had to write about it in My feedback so that the whole world will know what a dumb ass cock sucking ridiculous loser faggot money slave he is!  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!  I love NiteFlirt!

PS – I have had a couple of other equally ridiculous phone sex calls this weekend on NiteFlirt that I want to write about (this means YOU, celery boy – hahahaha), but I have better things to do right now, so it will have to wait.  Stay tuned – there’s lots more humiliation, faggot, cum eating, vegetable fucking phone sex stories on their way!