Cum Shooting Mastur-baste-tion Princess Puts On A Sissy Show

I spoke to the masturbast-ion princess this afternoon.  He had been prancing around in a white baby doll all day.  I asked him why he likes this baby doll so much and he said because of the way the skirt flairs out when he twirls around!  I think he might need a ballet lesson.

He was really worked up because he had been playing all afternoon – fucking himself with a cock, prancing around like a girly whore and saving his cum.  This faggot slut loves to perform in public.  I guess that there is just nothing quite like exposing yourself and your sissiness to all your friends and neighbors!

So I had him get down on the floor and stick his faggot ass up in the air.  I put him on stage, opened the curtain and made him put on a HOT and HUMILIATING show.  First, I had the guy that he watches at the gym cum up on stage.  I made the princess confess all his cocksucking and cum eating desires to him.  Then, of course, I had the guy fuck his sissy ass pussy with a hig dildo right on stage in front of everybody.

I did all sorts of other humiliating things to him too.  But the best was when I made him take the cock out of his ass pussy, rub it all over his face, dip it in the cum he had saved from earlier and beg to have his face shot full of cum!  As soon as I mentioned shooting his cum at his face from a turkey baster, this faggot slut was in the kitchen trying to find one.

He couldn’t find one, so instead, I had him hold the former ass dildo over his face and told him to pour the cum onto the dildo.  What a cum slut!  The cum dripped down all over his sissy faggot face and he LOVED it!  Lol.  He shot a huge load of sissy juice out of his clitty dick and drank that down too.  What a good little faggot!

NiteFlirt Sissy Slut Proposes to His Only Girlfriend

If you have seen Jewel’s Fools with Teeny Tools lately, you’ll have seen the picture of Sissy Joy’s girlfriend.  He’s is a 26 year old virgin.  That alone is humiliating enough.  But the things I do to this sissy faggot are absolutely hysterical!

When sissy slut Joy told Me that he was a virgin, My head began to spin with sissy humiliation ideas.  What did I come up with?  Well, the fact that he will never have a girlfriend is obviously because of his small sissy clit. That, of course, led to the thought that his right hand will be the only thing to ever touch his clitty dick.  So, therefore, his right hand is his one and only girlfriend!

OMFG!  The sissy phonesex calls have been soooo fucking funny!  I make sissy boy joy put his ‘girlfriend’ on the phone and talk to Me in a high girly voice.  I make him say things to his girlfriend like “I love you girlfriend” and “You are such a good cocksucker.”  Hahahaha!  I even had him draw lips on his fist and pour lube into his first and had him tell his girlfriend “Suck my clit, you whore.”

I can’t even imagine how this level of ridicule could actually get a humiliation slut excited.  But it does!  A lot.  Finally, I had sissy boy joy propose to his girlfriend.  I made him ask her to marry him!  She got on the phone and said in her high voice that she wants big cocks, not sissy clits.  But sissy and I got her to accept.  Sissy kept telling his ‘girlfriend’ how much he loves her and that she will be his forever.  I even promised that if they are both good girls, I may let them find some nice big cocks to play with.  I CAN’T WAIT for the wedding!

Missed the Faggot-Fucking Phone Call Again – Damn!

I was pretty busy last night.  Sissy Joy proposed to his only girlfriend (his right hand), a faggot slut called Me twice so he could fuck his ass pussy with a screwdriver and a loser called Me so that his one-time girlfriend (a real one – not his hand) could cuckold him and have her new boyfriend fuck him while he licked the former girlfriend’s ass.  You know – it was the just usual stuff!  Lol.

Shortly after I hung up with one sissy, My phone rang again and it was Fag Party Boy.  I’m not sure why, but I love hearing about what a faggot he is – it gets Me HOT!  I keep telling him that I want to hear him sucking a cock or getting fucked.

He’s been such a good girl too.  He tried to call Me several times from the Fag Party, but it was the hour or so I wasn’t logged on that night.   So, of course, he tried to call Me again last night while he had a huge, dominant cock in his ass, but I was on another call and I missed it.  Damn!!

Faggot cocksucking has been gettng Me really hot lately.  But, it depends on the faggots who are participating.  I LOVED hearing about several new cock sucking faggots and thought their stories were really hot.  But, when someone like Zucchini boy calls and I make him suck his former girlfriend’s new boyfriend’s cock, it only makes Me laugh.

So, unfortunatley, I had to settle for only hearing about the faggot pick up a dominant guy at the fag bar.  And I had to settle for only hearing about how My sissy slut was in such a rush to get fucked that he didn’t even suck the cock for very long.  But I did make him squirt his sissy cum and mix it all over his chest with the cum from the guy who had just fucked him.  And I did enjoy hearing him lick it up like a good little sissy girl.  What I really want to hear is the faggot cocksucking.  Hopefully soon, we’ll get our timing right and I will get to hear it first hand!

Sissy Tinkerbell Ballerina-Can You Get More Humiliation Than That?

Poor little Tinker-ballerina!  I spoke to him over a week ago, and I haven’t had a chance to post about his first ballet lesson until now.

I have to say, it was hilarious!  Ballerina boy bought a pretty, pretty ballet costume.  I don’t have the link anymore, so he’ll have to write Me a comment and add it in.  Anyway, it was very frilly and pretty!

I told him to look up some ballet moves online while he was waiting for his costume to come in the mail.  I told him to be sure that he could stand gracefully like a ballerina by the time his costume arrived.  I have to say that I got even more than I asked for.  Tinker-ballerina had learned all five ballet positions and some basic moves as well.  What a good girl.

I made him work up a whole routine.  Each time he did it, he added another graceful, girly move.  At the end of his routine, I made him do a little pirouette.  It was so funny.  I had him add in arm movements and told him to be very delicate and graceful. 

He did everything very well!  I even had him add his magic fairy spell to the routine.  But then the fun really started.  Once I knew what a good girl he had been and could see how hard he was working to be a prima ballerina, I decided to give him a reward.  Every good girl deserves a reward, don’t you think?

I let lucky little Tinker-ballerina get his dildo and stuff it up his ass.  Then I had him do some more ballet moves.  He had to do deep pliets (knee bends) and then cum up to his tippy toes.  Hee, hee.  You should have heard him as he sunk down on the cock.  He had never been fucked like that before.

Pretty soon I had him completly worked up.  He had bought a plastic ass and pussy to fuck and humiliate himself with.  I called it his girlfriend and made him fuck it hard.  It was so funny making him a prima ballerina and then making him hump his plastic girlfriend!  But I think it was an experience he’ll never forget!

My Little Bitch Pops His Faggot Cherry

It’s been a while since this happened.  But I certainly wouldn’t forget to write all about it!  I spoke to My little gay wanna be a few days ago – and he finally did it!  He went cock sucking! I am a faggot cock sucker

I have to say, I LOVED hearing all about it!  Poor little bitch probably thinks I forgot all about him.  But this is something I definitely wouldn’t forget (and neither is the Fag Party, J, I’ll get to you next!!)!

Anyway, he told Me all about what happened.  How he met up with a guy in a hotel.  He told me everything!  I got to hear all about how they kissed.  Then I got to hear about how they pressed their naked bodies against each other.  It got Me pretty hot too.  And of course knowing that I helped push him over the edge to become a cocksucker got Me very hot!

Then My phonesex bitch told Me about the actual cocksucking.  He told Me all about how he was nervous to be with another guy for the first time, but how he knew he needed to be gay.  Hearing him relive the moment in his head was great.

You know he needed to get fucked too.  On his back.  Like a girly slut.  He had been training his ass pussy for this exact moment.  I loved every perverted detail.  I only wish I could have heard it first hand.  Hearing this newly gay sissy slut describe his ass pussy getting fucked by a nice big cock was great.

Faggot sluts sucking cock and getting fucked just seems soooo wrong.  Lol.  I think that’s why it’s hot.  I know how much it takes you phonesex sluts to even be able to admit that you want to be cock whores.  How even the thought of it takes away your masculinity.  Knowing that I am aiding and abeting (is that the right expression) just makes it better!  The control and manipulation of getting you to break down and admit that you want to be faggots is what I really love!

Then I turn you girly sluts into actual cocksuckers!  My little gay bitch is the first to get the Cock Sucker Award, but there are a few more who will be mentioned in My next posts.  Keep up the good work, sluts.  Very soon you will all be My cock sucking, cum eating, pussy fucked, sissy sissy faggot bitches!

New BLACK COCK NiteFlirt Recording!

I haven’t been around as much as usual in the last couple of days.  You poor little faggots must really miss Me!  So I figured I would give all My sissy cock sucker sluts a little treat for being so patient.

I just made a brand new recorded fetish listing on NiteFlirt.  It’s called “Suck BLACK COCK for Me Faggot!”  Can you guess what it’s about?  Lol.  All of you sissy faggots who speak to Me on a regular basis know how much I love girly cock sucker boys.  So I decided to make a phone sex recording featuring what you dream about – BIG BLACK COCK!

In this recording I make you suck lots and lots of black cock.  I get you all sticky and full of cum too.  Hee, hee.  There’s a little surprise at the end.  I know you little cock suckers are going to love it!  I have lots of recorded phone sex listings on NiteFlirt.  Click here to check them out!

PS – I have a BUNCH of stories to publish in this phone sex blog.  Several of you have been such good girls and have sucked REAL COCK.  Can’t wait to write all about it!

Faggot Fantasy Fiesta

Ok, so maybe ‘fiesta’ isn’t exactly the right word.  But it started with an ‘f’ and it sounded good, so wtf!  Anyway, on to business.  Hee, hee.

I had a really really hot call tonight with one of My regular faggot cocksuckers.  He just loves to serve Me and please Me.  He is such a good girl.  After he came three times while we talked about what a slutty faggot he is, he told Me about a party he is going to.  A fag party!

He has already arranged to be tied up while he is wearing his brand new girly outfit.  My little sissy faggot cocksucker is going to have the cocks line up and they are going to take his mouth and pussy – one after the other!Faggot Fantasy Fiesta Phonesex

You sluts know Me.  So you probably know that I am dying to hear it!  But, it may not be possible to arrange.  🙁  Either way, I can’t wait to hear the out cum.  I can’t wait to hear how he got bathed in cum, got fucked and fucked and fucked, and how he sucked more cocks in one night than ever before!

But there is one thing I forgot to mention to him.  I want you to do something for Me, My pretty little cock whore.  While your mouth is full of cum, I want you to kiss one of the guys and slide that sticky cum right into his mouth! Think of Me and tell Me ALL about it!  Be a good little naughty dirty slutty faggot sissy whore!!

Magic Spell for Fairy Faggot Assignment

You have your instructions.  You are to stroke your fairy clitty every hour on the hour while at work on Friday.  You must time yourself and stroke for five minutes EXACTLY.  You will wear your panties so that your half hard fairy clitty rubs up against them all day.  While you are stroking and hiding in the bathroom every hour, you must say the following magic spell and imagine waving your fairy faggot wand.  You are NOT to cum until I speak with you.

Fairy Faggot Magic Humiliation Spell:

Peepity flap… flapity peep…

my pussy needs to

be fucked deep!

Repeat over and over until you can think of nothing else.  Then you may call Me.

PS – Readers, can you possibly guess who this assignment is for?

Tinkerbell Toothpaste Two (Or More Sissy Oral Health & Humiliation)

Phone Sex Operator:  It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure!

Sometimes I just don’t know where you sissy faggots dream up ths stuff.  And then I think about it for a minute, and I realize (well, in this case at least) that I can dream up some damn good sissy faggot humiliation too!  Heh, heh.

I spoke to Sissy Tinker Bo Peep again tonight on NiteFlirt.  I have so much fun with My phone sex faggots – sometimes I can’t even believe the stuff you cum sluts will do for humiliation!  It’s just so fucking funny that you are all My little faggot slut puppets on a string.

Faggot Fairies Make Tinkerbell Toothpaste

So anyway, Tinker Fairy called Me tonight begging Me to let him fuck his fairy faggot fanny with a nice big cock.  I really put him through his paces tonight before he could earn his Tinkerbell Toothpaste.  The things I can get this sissy faggot to say are just unbelievable!

If you have been reading My blog on a regular basis (you aren’t squirting while you read without paying the Oops! fee are you?), you will understand why I made him say all these things.  I really can’t even imagine how completely humiliating it had to have been!

This sissy slut was flapping for cock, peeping and stroking and peepity flapping with his fairy fanny in the air.  It was hilarious.  Finally, I made him say a little spell – just like Tinkerbell.  “Sparkly Wings and Sparkly Teeth… I’m Squirting Tinkerbell Toothpaste!”  Hahahahaha!  Do I ever end a blog post about My Feminization Phone Sex without saying how much I love this!  Too funny!

ETA:  How could I have forgotten to add that he brushed his fairy teeth right away with the Tinkerbell Toothpaste he made – what a good girl.

Shrimp Dicked Loser Faggot Makes Good

Here’s the story I promised to publish in this post.  My loser faggot paid his fine for not obeying My every command, and so I am holding up My end of the deal.  Besides, this phonesex call is just too good to keep to Myself.Sissy faggot fucks his ass pussy with a zucchini

I’ll start from the beginning (more or less).  I got a call the other night on My feminization listing on NiteFlirt from one of My regular and devoted customers.  I could tell that he was ALL worked up about something.  I asked him what was up (hehe) and he comes out with “I have a new vegetable!”  HAHAHAHA!

I have to say that it was VERY hard to control My laughter.  I tried to compose Myself, but it took a couple of tries to stop laughing.  If you have been following My blog, you probably know all about the “Carrot Incident”.  Well, this is the same guy.  You might even recognize his other phonesex calls that I have blogged about.

Anyway, he tells Me that he bought a zucchini!!  When I heard this, I could just picture what had gone on earlier.  Of course, I teased and teased him about going to the store with a pathetically hard little cock in his pants.  I teased him about thinking about the blog post he hoped I would write and asked if he wanted his own dancing vegetable like this one.  I teased him about having planned this all day long!  You know I was right.  Loser girly boy HAD been planning this all day and had been fantasizing about this very blog post and most of all -he wanted a dancing zucchini.

Well, not only did he buy this zucchini, he shaped one end like a cock and the other end to fuck his faggot ass pussy. It just kept getting funnier and more pathetic!  I HAD to make him take a bite out of it to prove that he really had a zucchini.  And, just like the Carrot Incident, he took a nibble out of the cock / zucchini (cockcchini?) and it was hilarious!  I can’t quite describe how pathetic and funny it was to hear this nibbley munch, munch sound cum over the phone.  I went into hysterics again.

I had a great time putting loser boy through all of his paces.  I made him suck the zucchini and BEG Me to let him shove the zucchini up his fairy faggot fanny!  I made him say that he wants to fuck a salad and I called him crue d’ete (is that right? – yes, I took French, lol) ass.

Finally, I let him start to slide that zucchini up his faggot ass pussy.  And yep, you guessed it – I made him say “I’m so teeny I have to fuck zucchini!” over and over while he pretended there was a cock in his sissy ass instead of a vegetable.

You should have heard faggot boy’s voice.  He was SOOO hard and excited.  Needless to say, I immediately recognized how much he had been waiting, fantasizing and planning this.  So, of course I knew I could hang up on him and raise My rate.  I did that twice AND made him leave Me some tips, and he called back each and every time.  Loser.

I had such a great time driving My faggot bitch crazy and I made him do all sorts of things.  Then I told him to squirt on his cum eating belly and that after he squirted his sissy juice I was going to make him use the ass zucchini to wipe up the ‘sissy dip’ on his stomach.  LMFAO!!  He just couldn’t make himself eat his own cum off the zucchini that had just been in his ass (I would have let him use the clean end  😉 ). And that was why I punished and fined him.

I had a great time humiliating this cock whore and by the time we were finished, I had a nice little chunk of change in My NiteFlirt account.  It’s so much fun to be Me!