Apr 292009
 

I get so many wacky sissy and cock sucker phone sex calls.  If you follow My blog, you’ll know exactly what I mean.  But, this one had a new twist.  At least new to Me.

This sissy boy called Me the other night telling Me that he was all dressed up like a sissy girl.  He was talking in a silly girly voice, telling Me all about how his nails were so pretty and that he was all dressed up like a nasty little whore.

Then came the funny part.  This girly boy told Me that he had a bottle up champagne plugged inside his sissy pussy.  Hmm.. ok.  Sounds uncomfortable, though.  Probably not a good idea to go sticking a champagne bottle into your boy pussy, but too late now.

So, of course I laughed at him.  After all, I was picturing him prancing around with a champagne bottle protruding from his ass.  I figured wither he has really strong ass muscles or a giant pair of sissy panties to hold it in.

Wrong!  This dumb fuck had siphoned the contents of a bottle of champagne up his sissy hole!  Hahahaha!  I really started laughing then!  OMG!  How do you sissy faggots cum up with this stuff.  So he started telling Me all about how he wants to suck cock like a faggot whore and how he wants a big load of cum.  You know – standard girly boy stuff.

But then I really got on a roll.  Those of you who know Me will know what I mean.  I just kept getting the visual of this sissy bitch prancing around with champagne corked up his ass.  HAHAHAHA!  The more I laughed, the more girly whore got excited.  I could hear it in his voice how worked up he was at being utterly humiliated by Me.  Lucky bastard.  ;)

Then, I sent him right up to the top of the humiliation chart.  I got this mental image of him dancing around and jumping up and down.  You know what happens to champagne and soda when they get bounced around, don’t you?!

So I told him to really start jumping up and down – this way he could shoot himself across the room like a rocket with flames coming out of it.  LOLOLOL!  Only he’d be a sissy with champagne exploding out of his ass.  I could hardly talk it was so funny.

The more hysterically I laughed, the more humiliated and excited fag boy got.  It didn’t take long at all before his little dicklet was squirting its juice.  I can only guess what happened at the other end!  Hahahaha!  I love this job.  :)

Call Me, and I’ll humiliate you too.  Your first three minutes are free!
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Mar 132009
 

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Anyway, I just couldn’t resist posting these new sites and pix.  They’re brand new sites, exclusive pix and they are just too perfect for My sissy faggot sluts!

Click the pic I have in this post and you will go to some movie galleries at Real Tranny Pick Ups.  There are tons of free movies and photo galleries.  This is a total reality site and features movies of shemale whores getting picked up off the streets and getting fucked for money.

Now you don’t have to ask why this site is so perfect for you, do you?  Hehe.  This is your fantasy, isn’t it?  To be a hot girlie whore walking the streets for money!  And it’s even the chance to buy a membership and put more money into My pocket.  Hahaha!  I’ve been watching their shemale whore movies and checking out their pix and all I can think about is whoring out My sissy faggot sluts, just like these tranny whores!  They are all real whores and all real pick ups off the street – so check them out.  Maybe you’ll find a good street corner to work!

Oct 312008
 

Ha, ha, ha, ha!  I just got off the phone with the horny little masturbation princess.  I turned him right into My Halloween Whore!  He always loves to put on a sissy masturbation show.  So, today, I had people he works with line up to give him tricks or treats.  Lol.Sissy Faggot Jizz O Lantern

But since he is such a sleazy, dirty Halloween Whore, everything wound up being a treat.  I had the cute girl from his office bring him a ‘trick’.  A nice big plug for his sissy ass pussy hole.  The only reason it was a trick is because the only thing this slut wants is COCK!

Then I had the Halloween Whore showing off his little baby doll costume and begging for some delicious Halloween candy with nice BIG NUTS.  Big, HAIRY nuts, that is.  And for the grand finale, I had the guys from the gym and his office surround him and turn him into… what?  Hmmm… the cock sucking Halloween Whore came up with the perfect name…

We turned the sissy faggot Halloween Whore into a Jizz-O-Lantern!  He begged for sweet treats in his mouth, and then showed everyone how he loves to wipe off his little Halloweenie and smear the precum all over his cock sucking lips.

I made him show everyone how hard his sissy clit gets for cock.  Then, we turned him into a cum soaked sissy faggot Jizz-O-Lantern!  Each one of those guys jerked their huge cocks onto his face.  And each one of those cocks came all over his face and decorated the Halloween Whore just like a cum coated Jizz-O-Lantern!

When My Halloween Whore squirted, I made him smear it all over his face and made him into a true sissy faggot Jizz-O-Lantern!  Happy Halloweeenie!