sissy rick the loserI just spoke to Sissy Rick the loser.  He is soooo pathetic.  He always calls Me with these wild scenarios of his total humiliation.

Tonight he wanted Me to lock him in his car totally naked, wearing pink high heels with ‘Pussy’ written on his ass.  Then, he wanted Me to park the car outside the bar where the girl he drools over but will never have a chance with is hanging out.

Of course, I totally laughed at him for about 15 minutes, but then we got into his humiliation fantasy.  And one thing led to another and I wound up posting this pathetic picture of him here in My blog.

I have his complete name, home address and phone number.  Think I should post them along with his picture?!  Hahaha.  The funniest thing is that as I am writing this (the picture was already up), My phone rang.  I thought it was going to be Sissy Rick begging Me to remove his pathetic sissy face from My blog, but it was some other sissy bitch.  So, I guess Ricky the wimp boy will just have to wait.  How pathetic!

ETA:  Orig pic with Sissy Rick’s pathetic face in full view and his full name will be replaced into this post at My discretion.  I took them down to avoid excessive free wanking.

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That’s what vegetable boy said as soon as I picked up the phone tonight.  What a loser!  He was so unbelievably excited when he called Me – he had been thinking of humiliating himself all day by shoving a stalk of celery up his ass.  There are very few things that I find funnier than listening to vegetable boy nibble on the vegetable he is about to shove up his ass.  Why?  I really don’t know.  Something about that nibble, crunch, crunch cuming through the phone that that sends Me into hysterics every time.

But, VB was a little naughty tonight.  I hung up on him once and raised My rate.  I knew he was so excited about fucking his stalk of celery that he would call Me back at just about any price.  But, loser forgot to leave Me a nice big tip before he called Me back.  And, to top it off, I knew that if I hung up on him again to raise My rate that he would squirt before he called Me back.

We just can’t have that.  Lol.  So, vegetable boy, if you want to see another blog post about all of the utterly ridiculous things that I made you say before you fucked the celery, you had better do something to make it up to Me.  You can start with a comment here on My blog.

PS – Does fucking celery make you a stalker?  Hahahaha!

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I just got off the phone with a new girly boy.  Poor little slut really wants to be a girl.  Too bad he will never be a real girl like Me, with a hot tight ass and perfect body.  ;)

This guy was too funny.  He was in his car at the mall, all dressed up like a whore!  He had on a mini dress, panties, bra and six inch heels.  He was also wearing a wig and make up.  He told Me he has actually gone into the mall like that in the past.  Hahaha!

I had fun telling him how I was going to pimp him out and use his sissy holes for My benefit.  What a slut – he said he doesn’t even like pussy anymore.  It’s just cock for him from now on.  Oh yeah – the best part was that he has a tiny little three inch dicklet!

He wouldn’t get out of his car though.  He said it was raining and that his sissy make up would run and that his sissy wig might get ruined.  Lol.  Next time, he better have a floppy pink rain hat or umbrella.  I would LOVE to speak to some of the girls in Victoria’s Secret while he shops for new sissy lingerie!

All of a sudden, he had to go.  So, I guess he was about to get caught by someone.  Hehe.  It’s so funny when all of a sudden you phone sex boys get all quiet and say you have to go in a hurry.  Well, hopefully, he didn’t get caught because I think he has very good potential to be My sissy whore.  I wonder how many cocks he can service at once?

Call Me and maybe you can be My cock sucking sissy whore too!
Sissy faggot phone sex

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Loser carrot boy paid his fine, so he got the password to read the below post.  Here is the password so that all My sissy bitches and cock suckers can read it too:  teenyzucchini

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I spoke to My gay boy the other night.  He really out did himself.  He called Me for phone sex on NiteFlirt and told Me that he was kind of embarrassed by what he was wearing.  Um, yeah, ’cause I’ve probably never heard it before.  Hehe. Anyway, he told Me all about his slutty sissy outfit.  He was all sissified in a strapless bra, thigh highs and a pair of thong panties.  What a little gay whore!

Then he told Me about he had met his gay escort friend recently and he also told Me how much he loves it that I know he is gay…  and a girly boy… and a sissy.  Actually, I have lots of fun with this sissy phone sex faggot.  I love getting him soooo hot and soooo sissified!

He told Me all about his gay escort friend and about how he wants to dress up like a sissy boy for him, but is still too embarrassed.  Then, he told Me all about how much he loves to lay in bed with him, feeling his hard naked body pressed up against his, and kiss him.  He also told Me how much he wants to have a boyfriend so that he can really get a mouth full of cum.

That’s pretty much what all you sissy sluts want.  To be cum eaters.  What a bunch of faggot whores you are.  So, I told him that if he wants a mouth full of cum, he should throw his legs over his head and jerk his sissy clit down into his face.  And this is why he earns the Silver Slut Award.  He didn’t do what I told him to – which was very naughty.  But, instead, he said “That sounds kind of awkward”.

OMG – I really lost it.  I cracked up!!  Awkward?  Ya’ think so?  Hehehehe.  It was hilarious.  Laying on your back and throwing your legs over your head so that you can cum in your own face is awkward?!  Lololololol.  Um… yeah, I’d say that qualifies as awkward.

It was just too cute and too funny.  I couldn’t stop giggling, then he started giggling, then I made him cream his thong for being a gay sisssy and for wanting to eat cum.  Those of you who know Me, know I love a good laugh.  So, gay sissy boy wins the Silver Slut Award for cracking Me up.  What a good girl!

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If you have been following My blog and paying attention (I know it’s hard to think when there is no blog remaining in your brains), then you may have notice some references to My newest blog!Huge fucked up cum facials

It’s the creampiecumeating.com blog and it’s devoted to, duh (lol), cream pies and cum eating!  I already have several posts and a picture gallery up and ready to be viewed.  The first gallery is from “Fucked Up Facials”.  Damn – the girls in these pix are Huge fucked up cum facialsgettinng shot with HUGE  messy loads.   I would LOVE to see some of My faggot cum sluts getting drowned in cum like this.  Check out the gallery – there will be more very soon – and let Me know what you think!

I set up this new blog to be very interactive.  You can register and then write posts and leave comments and stuff like that in this new www.creampiecumeating.com blog.  I think some other NiteFlirt phone sex girls are going to be doing the same type of thing, each with a different niche.  This way, the flirts and customers can post and comment on all of the blogs!Cream pie and cum eaters blog

So go get a head start on this by registering and writing a post.  Don’t worry, spelling and grammar don’t count.  A few sententces to a long story are all acceptable!  Let’s have some fun with this, bitches!

xxoo,

Princess Jewel

Some of the rules for this new blog will be absolutely no reference to incest, underage, beasiality and other extreme obsenities.  Posting or commenting any thing of the sort will cause your account to me immediately removed.  Also, rude or inflamatory remarks made by customers or by flirt will not be tolerated.  this behavior will also cause your account to be terminated.  If appropriate, you may be turned over the the appropriate authorities.  So remember to be good little nasty girly depraved whores – jusy don’t go over the edge.  ;)


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Do you sissy sluts like My new favicon?  What’s a favicon?  It’s the little icon that you should see right now in the left side of your address bar.  A pretty pair of shiny pink open lips.

It seemed appropriate – don’t you think?  But I have to say it was a hard choice.  The lips seemed perfect.  Hot girly lips that are just like mine.  Full, soft and shiny.  Or, they could be like yours.  Slutty, open and waiting for a cock to suck.

I really had make a tough decision, though.  I was able to narrow it down to two choices:

Pretty Pink Lips   -OR-   A big fat carrot 

Do you think I made the right choice?

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I spoke to the masturbast-ion princess this afternoon.  He had been prancing around in a white baby doll all day.  I asked him why he likes this baby doll so much and he said because of the way the skirt flairs out when he twirls around!  I think he might need a ballet lesson.

He was really worked up because he had been playing all afternoon - fucking himself with a cock, prancing around like a girly whore and saving his cum.  This faggot slut loves to perform in public.  I guess that there is just nothing quite like exposing yourself and your sissiness to all your friends and neighbors!

So I had him get down on the floor and stick his faggot ass up in the air.  I put him on stage, opened the curtain and made him put on a HOT and HUMILIATING show.  First, I had the guy that he watches at the gym cum up on stage.  I made the princess confess all his cocksucking and cum eating desires to him.  Then, of course, I had the guy fuck his sissy ass pussy with a hig dildo right on stage in front of everybody.

I did all sorts of other humiliating things to him too.  But the best was when I made him take the cock out of his ass pussy, rub it all over his face, dip it in the cum he had saved from earlier and beg to have his face shot full of cum!  As soon as I mentioned shooting his cum at his face from a turkey baster, this faggot slut was in the kitchen trying to find one.

He couldn’t find one, so instead, I had him hold the former ass dildo over his face and told him to pour the cum onto the dildo.  What a cum slut!  The cum dripped down all over his sissy faggot face and he LOVED it!  Lol.  He shot a huge load of sissy juice out of his clitty dick and drank that down too.  What a good little faggot!

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I have been meaning to write about this for a really long time.  I have been very busy working on some other projects, though, and got very behind on My blogging.  I really do enjoy writing about all you girly boys!I am a faggot cock sucker

Anyway, I have made another brand new cock sucker!  Sissy faggot bottle boy finally was so overwhelmed by his desire to be a cock sucking faggot whore that he popped his faggot cherry recently.  Read the comments associated with the post I liked to in the previous sentence, and you will be able to read ALL about his faggot adventures!

I just have to say that even though he wrote the comment on My blog right after he got his sissy pussy fucked, it just wasn’t the same thing as hearing him tell Me exactly what happened.  His voice was quivering and he was gasping as he relived being an actual faggot cocksucker all over again.  When he told Me about getting fucked, sissy bitch almost couldn’t contain himself.  Hearing all about it was really HOT.  Knowing that I gave him a much needed push in the cocksucking direction was even hotter!

I spoke to the bottle fucker again tonight and really drove him crazy.  I think I may have mentioned how much I enjoy having My phonesex faggot bitches in the palm of My hand.  This fetish phone sex call was no exception.  He has this fantasy about sucking the cock of one of his good friends while the friends wife watches. 

That’s nothing new.  But the fun part is that every time he sees them, he steals a pair of her dirty panties.  Sissy bitch sniffs them, licks them and always winds up wearing them.  Anyway, you should have heard him tonight.  I was making him say how much he wants his friend’s cock.  In the past, I’ve told him to think of being his friend’s bitch everytime he is there.  Now I know that the idea is planted in his brain, and that every time he goes to visit this couple, he won’t be able to stop thinking about being their sissy slut!

He really got hot tonight.  The way he exploded while imagining his friend fucking his sissy ass pussy was unbelievable!  I told him what a good girl he is for being a panty stealing, cock sucking, sissy faggot whore!

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If you have seen Jewel’s Fools with Teeny Tools lately, you’ll have seen the picture of Sissy Joy’s girlfriend.  He’s is a 26 year old virgin.  That alone is humiliating enough.  But the things I do to this sissy faggot are absolutely hysterical!

When sissy slut Joy told Me that he was a virgin, My head began to spin with sissy humiliation ideas.  What did I come up with?  Well, the fact that he will never have a girlfriend is obviously because of his small sissy clit. That, of course, led to the thought that his right hand will be the only thing to ever touch his clitty dick.  So, therefore, his right hand is his one and only girlfriend!

OMFG!  The sissy phonesex calls have been soooo fucking funny!  I make sissy boy joy put his ‘girlfriend’ on the phone and talk to Me in a high girly voice.  I make him say things to his girlfriend like “I love you girlfriend” and “You are such a good cocksucker.”  Hahahaha!  I even had him draw lips on his fist and pour lube into his first and had him tell his girlfriend “Suck my clit, you whore.”

I can’t even imagine how this level of ridicule could actually get a humiliation slut excited.  But it does!  A lot.  Finally, I had sissy boy joy propose to his girlfriend.  I made him ask her to marry him!  She got on the phone and said in her high voice that she wants big cocks, not sissy clits.  But sissy and I got her to accept.  Sissy kept telling his ‘girlfriend’ how much he loves her and that she will be his forever.  I even promised that if they are both good girls, I may let them find some nice big cocks to play with.  I CAN’T WAIT for the wedding!

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