Pathetic Sissy Loser Exposed!

sissy clean up boyPoor Sissy Rick.  He just can’t leave well enough alone.  Well, now this pathetic sissy loser is exposed for what he really is…  a wimp, a jackass and most of all – just a LOSER!  Check out his profile on collarme.com/sissykeeper (oops, this site doesn’t exist anymore).  And here is his picture – what a moron.  This sissy pussy boy needs to be bossed around and forced to be a sissy maid wearing high heels and a bow in his hair.

Please tweet this post or post it to Facebook.  Ricky needs all the exposure his pathetic sissy ass can get.

Sissy Rick the Pussy Loser

sissy rick the loserI just spoke to Sissy Rick the loser.  He is soooo pathetic.  He always calls Me with these wild scenarios of his total humiliation.

Tonight he wanted Me to lock him in his car totally naked, wearing pink high heels with ‘Pussy’ written on his ass.  Then, he wanted Me to park the car outside the bar where the girl he drools over but will never have a chance with is hanging out.

Of course, I totally laughed at him for about 15 minutes, but then we got into his humiliation fantasy.  And one thing led to another and I wound up posting this pathetic picture of him here in My blog.

I have his complete name, home address and phone number.  Think I should post them along with his picture?!  Hahaha.  The funniest thing is that as I am writing this (the picture was already up), My phone rang.  I thought it was going to be Sissy Rick begging Me to remove his pathetic sissy face from My blog, but it was some other sissy bitch.  So, I guess Ricky the wimp boy will just have to wait.  How pathetic!

ETA:  Orig pic with Sissy Rick’s pathetic face in full view and his full name will be replaced into this post at My discretion.  I took them down to avoid excessive free wanking.

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I’m Such A Loser I Need To Fuck Celery!

That’s what vegetable boy said as soon as I picked up the phone tonight.  What a loser!  He was so unbelievably excited when he called Me – he had been thinking of humiliating himself all day by shoving a stalk of celery up his ass.  There are very few things that I find funnier than listening to vegetable boy nibble on the vegetable he is about to shove up his ass.  Why?  I really don’t know.  Something about that nibble, crunch, crunch cuming through the phone that that sends Me into hysterics every time.

But, VB was a little naughty tonight.  I hung up on him once and raised My rate.  I knew he was so excited about fucking his stalk of celery that he would call Me back at just about any price.  But, loser forgot to leave Me a nice big tip before he called Me back.  And, to top it off, I knew that if I hung up on him again to raise My rate that he would squirt before he called Me back.

We just can’t have that.  Lol.  So, vegetable boy, if you want to see another blog post about all of the utterly ridiculous things that I made you say before you fucked the celery, you had better do something to make it up to Me.  You can start with a comment here on My blog.

PS – Does fucking celery make you a stalker?  Hahahaha!

Controlling A Pathetic Money Pig

Question:  How long does it take a hot Princess like Me to get $101.03 out of a pathetic loser’s NiteFlirt account?

Answer:  Exactly 27 minutes.

Actually, it cost him a lot more.  The $101.03 is My cut.  I don’t really care how much it cost him.  Hahahaha!  He is lucky too.  I really could have helped Myself to much more of his money.  This is only the beginning of sucking him back in.  Tequila and NiteFlirt are such a stupid combination for cock sucking losers and money pigs.  Next time I’ll know not to mention giving Me his credit card when he is so close to squirting, cause that sent him over the edge (at $9.99/min).  So instead, I’ll mention it now.

Dumb Ass, be a good girl and send Me your credit card number, expiration date and 3 digit code from the back.  Oh yeah, to really ruin you I’ll also need your full name and address.  While your at it, throw in your wife’s cell phone number – but that is not absolutely necessary.  Hahaha!

But don’t worry.  I won’t go too crazy.  Otherwise the credit card company will decline the charges.  I’ll just help Myself to an Amazon gift card here and a Victoria’s Secret gift card there, and when I’m feeling grumpy, a nice big gift card from Zale’s Jewelers will cheer Me right up.

This way, I’ll pace the financial drain and wallet rape nice and slow.  Slow and steady that is.  And long term too.  Pathetic faggot Dumb Ass will never know what to expect or when!  Hehe!

ESP to Cock Sucking Vegetable Boy

The weirdest thing just happened!  I think I must be sending some sort of femdom ESP out to My cock sucking, vegetable humping sluts!

I was just IMing with faggot fiesta boy when he asked if I had anyone call who needed a pickle shoved up his ass.  I thought that was funny, so I IMed back that maybe vegetable boy would call and that I could make him fuck a pickle!  Don’t you know that about a minute later My phone rang and it was vegetable boy!!

It was the strangest thing!  So, of course I had to tell My vegetable fucking loser that I was just IMing about him. And, of course I had to incorporate a pickle up his ass into the phone sex call!

He has this fantasy about sucking the cock of his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend.  Hehe – what a loser.  Anyway, I told him I was just IMing about him and he was just as surprised as I was!  Then, I told him that his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend would make him shove a pickle up his ass before he was allowed to suck his cock.  Hahaha!

I took full advantage of it too!  I told him how he would be crawling around on the floor with his mouth open and a pickle sticking out of his ass.  It was great.  Sooo funnny!  Then before I would let him suck the cock, I told him to shoot the pickle out of his ass across the room!  I really put him through his paces.  And when he finally squirted, I think he really would have shot a pickle all the way across the room.  What a loser!

Sissy Faggot Phone Sex on NiteFlirt

Pussy Cleaning, Cum Eating Faggot

I hadn’t spoken to My pussy cleaning, cum eating faggot in quite a while.  But it was worth it to torture him the way I did when he called last week.  Hehehe.  It was great.

We play this game.  He recites this ridiculous mantra he has about what a sissy faggot cum eating loser he is.  I make him add lines to it about how he loves Me.  He is only allowed to stroke his pathetically tiny dick while he is reciting it.  If he makes a mistake, or gets to the end, he has to stop stroking – no matter how close he is to squirting.

As I’m sure lots of you know, I LOVE ruining orgasms.  The total agony in one of My sissy bitch’s voice when I make him stop touching his pathetic dicklet is awesome!  I love the power of it.  It gets Me pretty hot.  Plus – it’s just plain hilarious!

Cum eater was no exception!  In fact, this might have been the best ruined orgasm I’ve heard so far.  As he was reciting his cum eating mantra, I made him stroke harder and really fast and I kept egging him on – getting him unbelievably worked up.  But, when he got to the end of his cum slupring chant, I made him stop.

HAHAHAHAHA!  It was great.  I’ve never heard such torture in a sissy’s voice when I made him stop stroking.  He was in real pain when I made him stop.  It was awesome!  I just kept laughing at his pain and telling him about how much I LOVED ruining his orgasm!

Cum eater told Me all sorts of other humiliating things.  Stuff about how he started eating his own cum in front of a hot girl.  Ha, ha, ha.  What a loser.  He really told Me lots of embarrassing stuff – plus I loved ruining his orgasm so much that eventually I let him squirt and, of course, eat his own cum.  It was such a great sissy phone sex call!

♫ Happy Birthday, Dear Dumb Ass… ♫

Dumb Ass on his birthday… with his credit card… lots of Jack & Cocks (um… I mean Cokes)… and ME!  Think it was an expensive combination?  Duh!!

Dumb ass called Me the night before his birthday, hiding in his hotel room bathroom and totally drunk.  He immediately started whining “It’s me, dumb ass!”  Hahaha.  I love it when this loser gets drunk.  I can get really merciless with him.  And, of course, he always cums back for more humiliation and financial domination.

Financial domination for phone sex loserI was going to make him cum in the ice machine in the hotel hallway, but even I didn’t have the heart to make him do it.  I just kept imagining some poor woman getting a little something extra in her diet Coke.  Hahaha.  So I let him off the hook for that one.

But I told the faggot that the next time he is in a hotel overnight, to cum early and save it.  Then I’ll make him slut around the hotel and spread his sissy slime all over the place… doorknobs, house phones, soda machines, etc.

So then the cock sucker called Me back the next night.  He was back home and on the verge of passing out he was so drunk.  What a loser!  I just put the phone down on My bed, and ignored him for quite a while.  I was having fun IMing and shopping for corsets with one of My favorite customers.  As we were IMing, I kept hearing snores cuming out of the phone on My bed.  Hahahaha!

Every so often, I had to wake up dumb ass to make sure that he refilled his account.  I would pick up the phone and whisper, “dumb ass… cock sucker… loooooser…” and he would wake up!  Finally he was awake enough to play raise the rate.  And since it was his birthday, I wanted to do something really special.

After all, on his birthday, I should get lots of presents, shouldn’t I?!  So, I just HAD to raise My rate as high as it can go.  $50 per minute.  The whole time I was still IM shopping with one of My sluts on line.  We kept laughing at what an idiot this faggot is.

So, for $50/min, I called him a cock sucker, a drunken loser and a fat little oinking piggy (yes, I made him oink!).  Hahahah!  That was about the only thing that got his drunken little dicklet excited.  How pathetic!  I kept him going at that rate until I had sucked all of his money out of his NiteFlirt account.  He whined and begged like a drunken faggot money slave for Me to lower My rate just a little bit.

I told him to add another several hundred dollars into his phone sex account, hung up on him and reset My rate to $14.99 per min.  I had planned on telling phone sex loser boy to pass out and that his hard little dicklet wasn’t going to cum, but NiteFlirt screwed up!  How disappointing!

There was a bug in the NiteFlirt system last night and when I hung up on loser boy the last time, My call button got stuck on ‘busy’, so no one could get through.  🙁  What a let down.  I did have fun IMing with My corset cock sucker, and wound up having LOTS of fun with corset boy later when My button was fixed, but poor dumb ass got left cold.  Actually, I really did enjoy that too!  I love fucking with his head.

I had him telling Me that I owned every part of his body and his wallet at $50/minute!  But, since this cock  controlled loser boy got left in the lurch due to a NiteFlirt glitch, I am leaving him with a birthday assignment.  All he has to do is to blow the candle… er, I mean blow out the candle and he will get his assignment.  For a small fee, of course.

So… ♫  Happy birthday to Me… I mean you! Hahaha!  ♫

My Good Sissy Girls!

I was just reading through some of My phone sex feedback on NiteFlirt and figured that since this is a new blog I would share some of it with you.  I just love controlling you horny sluts and really getting into your heads to find out just what your triggers are.  Hee, hee.  Then you are My addicted sluts for life!

Here are a couple of recent feedbacks that I particularly like:

“My resistance is essentially gone and has been replaced by acceptance. As I am drawn deepeer into the events of our sessions, I cum more explosively each time.”

“Amazing call, as always. I’ve given up any hope of resisting Princess. When I’m not talking with her, I’m thinking about talking with her.”

I love torturing him.  I can hear in his voice the combination of humiliation and undeniable ecstasy as I take him deeper and deeper.  Knowing that he is completely under My control and that I am making him more and more of a sissy bitch is HOT!

Sissy Phone Sex with Princess Jewel

Then there’s this guy:

“Raised the rate and made me take my shorts off in the hotel hall and start jerking off for her”

“when all was said and done–Jewel had taken another $700 from me and made me cum all over the dictionary in the room down the hall…on the page that said “loser”…I smeared it and then wiped the rest on my face for Jewel…and left it there all night. I’m telling you–she is creative and will make you forget about $$$ completely once you hear her voice and laugh!! I amd a Fool for Jewel Forever!!”

I have a great time abusing him.  Not only is he a sissy faggot, he is also a money pig, so that makes it even more fun for Me.  Not only do I get to strip this cock sucker of his pride and masculinity, I strip him of all his cash too.  Lol!

So, call Me if you dare, sissy bitch.  I think we will have a VERY good time. 

Bark if You’re A Phone Sex LOSER!

I am so glad I don’t have a dick.  Lol.  I don’t know how you guys let those things rule your lives.  But I have to say that I love it.  Hee, hee.  Manipulating you sluts by using your hard little cocks really is so much fun.

Dont Forget To Pay Your Loser Tax!

The other night, one of My regular phone sex loser tiny dicked faggot money pigs called Me (I might be able to cum up with a few more adjectives, but you get the idea).  Poor little loser boy was getting sick of his usual fantasy.  That is the one about his former girlfriend cuckolding him and making him suck her new boyfriend’s huge cock.

So I had to cum up with some new loser humiliation.  Think I was able to do it?  Ha, ha.  It was really pretty easy.  He didn’t give Me much to go on in terms of creating a humiliating sexual fantasy.  I mean other than the fact that he is a loser, has a tiny dick, is a sissy faggot and gets off by Me taking advantage of his pathetic sexual needs.

I guess I pretty much went with that last one: taking advantage of his pathetic sexual needs.  His hard little faggot dick just made it so easy for Me to humiliate him, hang up on him, raise My rate on him, etc!  Let’s just say that by the time I was finished with him, I had him down on all fours with a finger in his ass.  You sissy faggots just love to play with your asses.

So anyway, I had him on all fours, with his ass in the air and a finger in his sissy hole, and then I told him to wag his faggot ass like a dog wagging its tail.  Lol.  So, of course, he did it.  And loved it.  And I just kept hanging up on him and raising My rate.

In the matter of a very few minutes, I had taken him for a nice little sum of money, I had him wagging his ass with his finger in it like a dog…. THEN… I made him bark.  Hahahahaha!  It was so funny.  All of a sudden I heard this ‘woof’ cum out of the phone.  I just craked up!  I made him wag and woof until he was right on the edge of spewing his loser load, and then I told him he had to bark while he was cumming.

All I heard was… ooohh…  mmmmm…  ohhhh…  woof…. ahhh…!  Hahahaha!  You phone sex sluts crack Me up.

New Phone Sex Loser!

Ya’ know – it’s so funny when I talk to you losers.  I don’t know, somehow, I just KNOW that the guy I am talking to is a LOSER.

This guy called Me for the first time tonight.  Lol – now I will make him My fool forever.  He was pretty pathetic.  He even told Me that it takes him a long time to make his Teeny Halloweenie squirt!  I really enjoy taking advantage of new faggots.  Those of you who know Me, know how much I love to jump into your heads and mind fuck you.

Well, it wasn’t too hard to mind fuck this loser!  Within about two seconds, he told Me that he wants to suck the creamy cum treat out of a nice big Halloween chocolate cock.  Then he told Me that he is a loser, and then he told Me that he has a tiny little dick and it’s hard for him to cum.

So… what’s a girl to do?

You got it.  I hung up on him and doubled My rate.  Ha, ha, ha!  Of course he called Me back two seconds later, drooling and saying that he almost spewed all over himself when I hung up on him.  Loser!  I have to say, I  misjudged him slightly though.  I’ll have to remember to pace Myself a little better next time.  ‘Cause as soon as I told him that I was going to clean out his NiteFlirt account, his sissy faggot Teeny Halloweenie blew!  Lol.  Next time, I’ll have to adjust the pace and help Myself to his credit cards too!  😉