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Sissy Rick the Pussy Loser

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Jul 182010

I just spoke to Sissy Rick the loser. He is soooo pathetic. He always calls Me with these wild scenarios of his total humiliation.

Tonight he wanted Me to lock him in his car totally naked, wearing pink high heels with ‘Pussy’ written on his ass. Then, he wanted Me to park the car outside the bar where the girl he drools over but will never have a chance with is hanging out.

Of course, I totally laughed at him for about 15 minutes, but then we got into his humiliation fantasy. And one thing led to another and I wound up posting this pathetic picture of him here in My blog.

I have his complete name, home address and phone number. Think I should post them along with his picture?! Hahaha. The funniest thing is that as I am writing this (the picture was already up), My phone rang. I thought it was going to be Sissy Rick begging Me to remove his pathetic sissy face from My blog, but it was some other sissy bitch. So, I guess Ricky the wimp boy will just have to wait. How pathetic!

ETA: Orig pic with Sissy Rick’s pathetic face in full view and his full name will be replaced into this post at My discretion. I took them down to avoid excessive free wanking.

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I'm Such A Loser I Need To Fuck Celery!

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Jun 162009

That’s what vegetable boy said as soon as I picked up the phone tonight. What a loser! He was so unbelievably excited when he called Me – he had been thinking of humiliating himself all day by shoving a stalk of celery up his ass. There are very few things that I find funnier than listening to vegetable boy nibble on the vegetable he is about to shove up his ass. Why? I really don’t know. Something about that nibble, crunch, crunch cuming through the phone that that sends Me into hysterics every time.

But, VB was a little naughty tonight. I hung up on him once and raised My rate. I knew he was so excited about fucking his stalk of celery that he would call Me back at just about any price. But, loser forgot to leave Me a nice big tip before he called Me back. And, to top it off, I knew that if I hung up on him again to raise My rate that he would squirt before he called Me back.

We just can’t have that. Lol. So, vegetable boy, if you want to see another blog post about all of the utterly ridiculous things that I made you say before you fucked the celery, you had better do something to make it up to Me. You can start with a comment here on My blog.

PS – Does fucking celery make you a stalker? Hahahaha!

Controlling A Pathetic Money Pig

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May 092009

Question: How long does it take a hot Princess like Me to get $101.03 out of a pathetic loser’s NiteFlirt account?

Answer: Exactly 27 minutes.

Actually, it cost him a lot more. The $101.03 is My cut. I don’t really care how much it cost him. Hahahaha! He is lucky too. I really could have helped Myself to much more of his money. This is only the beginning of sucking him back in. Tequila and NiteFlirt are such a stupid combination for cock sucking losers and money pigs. Next time I’ll know not to mention giving Me his credit card when he is so close to squirting, cause that sent him over the edge (at $9.99/min). So instead, I’ll mention it now.

Dumb Ass, be a good girl and send Me your credit card number, expiration date and 3 digit code from the back. Oh yeah, to really ruin you I’ll also need your full name and address. While your at it, throw in your wife’s cell phone number – but that is not absolutely necessary. Hahaha!

But don’t worry. I won’t go too crazy. Otherwise the credit card company will decline the charges. I’ll just help Myself to an Amazon gift card here and a Victoria’s Secret gift card there, and when I’m feeling grumpy, a nice big gift card from Zale’s Jewelers will cheer Me right up.

This way, I’ll pace the financial drain and wallet rape nice and slow. Slow and steady that is. And long term too. Pathetic faggot Dumb Ass will never know what to expect or when! Hehe!

ESP to Cock Sucking Vegetable Boy

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Apr 072009

The weirdest thing just happened! I think I must be sending some sort of femdom ESP out to My cock sucking, vegetable humping sluts!

I was just IMing with faggot fiesta boy when he asked if I had anyone call who needed a pickle shoved up his ass. I thought that was funny, so I IMed back that maybe vegetable boy would call and that I could make him fuck a pickle! Don’t you know that about a minute later My phone rang and it was vegetable boy!!

It was the strangest thing! So, of course I had to tell My vegetable fucking loser that I was just IMing about him. And, of course I had to incorporate a pickle up his ass into the phone sex call!

He has this fantasy about sucking the cock of his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. Hehe – what a loser. Anyway, I told him I was just IMing about him and he was just as surprised as I was! Then, I told him that his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend would make him shove a pickle up his ass before he was allowed to suck his cock. Hahaha!

I took full advantage of it too! I told him how he would be crawling around on the floor with his mouth open and a pickle sticking out of his ass. It was great. Sooo funnny! Then before I would let him suck the cock, I told him to shoot the pickle out of his ass across the room! I really put him through his paces. And when he finally squirted, I think he really would have shot a pickle all the way across the room. What a loser!

Pussy Cleaning, Cum Eating Faggot

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Feb 062009

I hadn’t spoken to My pussy cleaning, cum eating faggot in quite a while. But it was worth it to torture him the way I did when he called last week. Hehehe. It was great.

We play this game. He recites this ridiculous mantra he has about what a sissy faggot cum eating loser he is. I make him add lines to it about how he loves Me. He is only allowed to stroke his pathetically tiny dick while he is reciting it. If he makes a mistake, or gets to the end, he has to stop stroking – no matter how close he is to squirting.

As I’m sure lots of you know, I LOVE ruining orgasms. The total agony in one of My sissy bitch’s voice when I make him stop touching his pathetic dicklet is awesome! I love the power of it. It gets Me pretty hot. Plus – it’s just plain hilarious!

Cum eater was no exception! In fact, this might have been the best ruined orgasm I’ve heard so far. As he was reciting his cum eating mantra, I made him stroke harder and really fast and I kept egging him on – getting him unbelievably worked up. But, when he got to the end of his cum slupring chant, I made him stop.

HAHAHAHAHA! It was great. I’ve never heard such torture in a sissy’s voice when I made him stop stroking. He was in real pain when I made him stop. It was awesome! I just kept laughing at his pain and telling him about how much I LOVED ruining his orgasm!

Cum eater told Me all sorts of other humiliating things. Stuff about how he started eating his own cum in front of a hot girl. Ha, ha, ha. What a loser. He really told Me lots of embarrassing stuff – plus I loved ruining his orgasm so much that eventually I let him squirt and, of course, eat his own cum. It was such a great sissy phone sex call!

♫ Happy Birthday, Dear Dumb Ass... ♫

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Nov 112008

Dumb Ass on his birthday… with his credit card… lots of Jack & Cocks (um… I mean Coke)… and ME! Think it was an expensive combination? Duh!!

Dumb ass called Me the night before his birthday, hiding in his hotel room bathroom and totally drunk. He immediately started whining “It’s me, dumb ass!” Hahaha. I love it when this loser gets drunk. I can get really merciless with him. And, of course, he always cums back for more humiliation and financial domination.

I was going to make him cum in the ice machine in the hotel hallway, but even I didn’t have the heart to make him do it. I just kept imagining some poor woman getting a little something extra in her diet Coke. Hahaha. So I let him off the hook for that one.

But I told the faggot that the next time he is in a hotel overnight, to cum early and save it. Then I’ll make him slut around the hotel and spread his sissy slime all over the place… doorknobs, house phones, soda machines, etc.

So then the cock sucker called Me back the next night. He was back home and on the verge of passing out he was so drunk. What a loser! I just put the phone down on My bed, and ignored him for quite a while. I was having fun IMing and shopping for corsets with one of My favorite customers. As we were IMing, I kept hearing snores cuming out of the phone on My bed. Hahahaha!

Every so often, I had to wake up dumb ass to make sure that he refilled his account. I would pick up the phone and whisper, “dumb ass… cock sucker… loooooser…” and he would wake up! Finally he was awake enough to play raise the rate. And since it was his birthday, I wanted to do something really special.

After all, on his birthday, I should get lots of presents, shouldn’t I?! So, I just HAD to raise My rate as high as it can go. $50 per minute. The whole time I was still IM shopping with one of My sluts on line. We kept laughing at what an idiot this faggot is.

So, for $50/min, I called him a cock sucker, a drunken loser and a fat little oinking piggy (yes, I made him oink!). Hahahah! That was about the only thing that got his drunken little dicklet excited. How pathetic! I kept him going at that rate until I had sucked all of his money out of his NiteFlirt account. He whined and begged like a drunken faggot money slave for Me to lower My rate just a little bit.

I told him to add another several hundred dollars into his phone sex account, hung up on him and reset My rate to $14.99 per min. I had planned on telling phone sex loser boy to pass out and that his hard little dicklet wasn’t going to cum, but NiteFlirt screwed up! How disappointing!

There was a bug in the NiteFlirt system last night and when I hung up on loser boy the last time, My call button got stuck on ‘busy’, so no one could get through. What a let down. I did have fun IMing with My corset cock sucker, and wound up having LOTS of fun with corset boy later when My button was fixed, but poor dumb ass got left cold. Actually, I really did enjoy that too! I love fucking with his head.

I had him telling Me that I owned every part of his body and his wallet at $50/minute! But, since this cock controlled loser boy got left in the lurch due to a NiteFlirt glitch, I am leaving him with a birthday assignment. All he has to do is to blow the candle… er, I mean blow out the candle and he will get his assignment. For a small fee, of course.

So… ♫ Happy birthday to Me… I mean you! Hahaha! ♫

New Phone Sex Loser!

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Oct 312008

Ya’ know – it’s so funny when I talk to you losers. I don’t know, somehow, I just KNOW that the guy I am talking to is a LOSER.

This guy called Me for the first time tonight. Lol – now I will make him My fool forever. He was pretty pathetic. He even told Me that it takes him a long time to make his Teeny Halloweenie squirt! I really enjoy taking advantage of new faggots. Those of you who know Me, know how much I love to jump into your heads and mind fuck you.

Well, it wasn’t too hard to mind fuck this loser! Within about two seconds, he told Me that he wants to suck the creamy cum treat out of a nice big Halloween chocolate cock. Then he told Me that he is a loser, and then he told Me that he has a tiny little dick and it’s hard for him to cum.

So… what’s a girl to do?

You got it. I hung up on him and doubled My rate. Ha, ha, ha! Of course he called Me back two seconds later, drooling and saying that he almost spewed all over himself when I hung up on him. Loser! I have to say, I misjudged him slightly though. I’ll have to remember to pace Myself a little better next time. ‘Cause as soon as I told him that I was going to clean out his NiteFlirt account, his sissy faggot Teeny Halloweenie blew! Lol. Next time, I’ll have to adjust the pace and help Myself to his credit cards too!

Draining My Faggot Money Pig

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Sep 182008

Hello Bitches! Have you missed Me? I’ve been on NiteFlirt just about every night, but I am way behind on My blogging. I have soooo much to tell you!

I’ll start with My pathetic little pay pig. Loser boy called Me again last night – drunk and horny and needing to be abused. Well, how could I say no? Lol. Of course I used him. Of course I drained his wallet. And of course when I was done, sent him a mail saying that I will be taking more. Hahaha!

The things I did to this fool last night were really funny. I hung up on him a few times and kept raising My rate. Hee, hee. I finally wound up at $10/minute and kept him on the phone for a couple of hours. Dumb ass.

I kept telling him to look between his faggot legs at his little dicklet and say to it “you’re ridiculous!” He is a slave to that ridiculous dicklet and that ridiculous dicklet is a slave to ME! By the end of the night, I named that pathetic cock Little Miss Ridiculous! Hahahaha!

Plus, I made him tell Me whose cock he wants to suck from work. I told him whenever he sees this guy, he has to check it out and see what kind of cock he has. He has to imagine what it would be like to be his bitch cocksucker!

I kept asking him if Dumb Ass was there, and he kept saying, “Yes, this is dumb ass!” Making a living from phone sex and from using faggot piggies like him is so much fun. And it’s so easy too! After we finally hung up, and I had taken lots of money from him, I sent him an email telling him to buy Me a nice big gift from Amazon! After all, there’s a fat bonus sitting in his bank account. When he spends it on Me, he’ll give himself ridiculous little hard ons for a week!

Loser, loser, loser Phone Sex Fetish Recording on NiteFlirt

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Aug 302008

I just made another brand new recording for you little sluts. This recording is called Loser, loser, loser. It is eight minutes of Me singing and chanting and laughing in your pathetic ear, telling you that you are not a real man and that you are a LOSER! Ha, ha! I had a ton of fun making this recording. The fact that you will listen to it is proof that you are a loser wimp pussy boy.

So call My new fetish recording and listen to Me having such a good time laughing at you. Dumb ass. And don’t forget to pay your Loser Tax!

Shrimp Dicked Loser Faggot Makes Good

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Aug 252008

Here’s the story I promised to publish in this post. My loser faggot paid his fine for not obeying My every command, and so I am holding up My end of the deal. Besides, this phonesex call is just too good to keep to Myself. Sissy faggot fucks his ass pussy with a zucchini

I’ll start from the beginning (more or less). I got a call the other night on My feminization listing on NiteFlirt from one of My regular and devoted customers. I could tell that he was ALL worked up about something. I asked him what was up (hehe) and he comes out with “I have a new vegetable!” HAHAHAHA!

I have to say that it was VERY hard to control My laughter. I tried to compose Myself, but it took a couple of tries to stop laughing. If you have been following My blog, you probably know all about the “Carrot Incident”. Well, this is the same guy. You might even recognize his other phonesex calls that I have blogged about.

Anyway, he tells Me that he bought a zucchini!! When I heard this, I could just picture what had gone on earlier. Of course, I teased and teased him about going to the store with a pathetically hard little cock in his pants. I teased him about thinking about the blog post he hoped I would write and asked if he wanted his own dancing vegetable like this one. I teased him about having planned this all day long! You know I was right. Loser girly boy HAD been planning this all day and had been fantasizing about this very blog post and most of all -he wanted a dancing zucchini.

Well, not only did he buy this zucchini, he shaped one end like a cock and the other end to fuck his faggot ass pussy. It just kept getting funnier and more pathetic! I HAD to make him take a bite out of it to prove that he really had a zucchini. And, just like the Carrot Incident, he took a nibble out of the cock / zucchini (cockcchini?) and it was hilarious! I can’t quite describe how pathetic and funny it was to hear this nibbley munch, munch sound cum over the phone. I went into hysterics again.

I had a great time putting loser boy through all of his paces. I made him suck the zucchini and BEG Me to let him shove the zucchini up his fairy faggot fanny! I made him say that he wants to fuck a salad and I called him crue d’ete (is that right? – yes, I took French, lol) ass.

Finally, I let him start to slide that zucchini up his faggot ass pussy. And yep, you guessed it – I made him say “I’m so teeny I have to fuck zucchini!” over and over while he pretended there was a cock in his sissy ass instead of a vegetable.

You should have heard faggot boy’s voice. He was SOOO hard and excited. Needless to say, I immediately recognized how much he had been waiting, fantasizing and planning this. So, of course I knew I could hang up on him and raise My rate. I did that twice AND made him leave Me some tips, and he called back each and every time. Loser.

I had such a great time driving My faggot bitch crazy and I made him do all sorts of things. Then I told him to squirt on his cum eating belly and that after he squirted his sissy juice I was going to make him use the ass zucchini to wipe up the ‘sissy dip’ on his stomach. LMFAO!! He just couldn’t make himself eat his own cum off the zucchini that had just been in his ass (I would have let him use the clean end ). And that was why I punished and fined him.

I had a great time humiliating this cock whore and by the time we were finished, I had a nice little chunk of change in My NiteFlirt account. It’s so much fun to be Me!

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