Sep 272008
 

You humiliation sissy sluts REALLY crack Me up!  I spoke to celery boy a few nights ago and had such fun with him.  You should hear his voice when I make him do something really humiliating.  The way he says “Yes Princess” is great.  He says it like he knows he had to agree, but really isn’t sure that he should be agreeing.  Lol.

I have made him eat his own cum, fuck some celery, cum on his tooth brush, lick his girlfriend’s dirty panties… and what else?  Oh yes, that’s right, I utterly and painfully ruined one of his orgasms.  Hahahaha!  In fact, ruining his orgasm got Me so hot that I really want to do it again and again.  Maybe I should make a listing for it!  

Not only that, but I made him squirt jhis sissy juice so many times that night that he was in pain by the end.  Now I LOVED that!  It made Me want to force some sissy slut to cum over and over and over until it is really painful and he cums dry.  I want him to BEG ME to sop making him cum.  And then I want to make him cum once more.  I haven’t been able to do it yet – so I am definitely taking volunteers!

But anyway, that’s really not what I wanted to write about tonight.  I wanted to write about humiliating sissy slut celery boy.  He foolishly has this habit of calling Me when he has friends staying overnight.  You know that I have to take complete advantage of that!

This was great!  I had slut boy go out into the hall which all the bedrooms open up to.  Everyone was asleep and the doors were closed, but it was very quiet in the house.  One false move and he would get caught in a very humiliating position!  I made him jerk his little dicklet (5″ – lol) and get down on his knees.  He had to wag his ass back and forth and tell Me what a sissy faggot he is.  All very quietly of course.  He was moaning and groaning all over the place.  I really did think someone was going to wake up.

But the most humiliating thing that I made sissy slave boy do was to squirt his sissy cream all over the floor in the hallway!  Hee, hee.  Could you imagine if someone had opened one of the bedroom doors?  Since he is such a humiliation whore, he really shot a big wad of sissy cream and shot it hard.  Another audible groan.  Then was the best – I made him put his ass in the air and his face to the floor and lick up all of his cum off the hallway floor.  I could only imagine the utter humiliation if someone had opened one of the bedroom doors!

I really enjoy mind fucking him.  And the funny thing is that he almost always calls Me back a little while later the same night.  Once is just never enough for My cum eating humiliation sissy slut!

Aug 252008
 

Here’s the story I promised to publish in this post.  My loser faggot paid his fine for not obeying My every command, and so I am holding up My end of the deal.  Besides, this phonesex call is just too good to keep to Myself.Sissy faggot fucks his ass pussy with a zucchini

I’ll start from the beginning (more or less).  I got a call the other night on My feminization listing on NiteFlirt from one of My regular and devoted customers.  I could tell that he was ALL worked up about something.  I asked him what was up (hehe) and he comes out with “I have a new vegetable!”  HAHAHAHA!

I have to say that it was VERY hard to control My laughter.  I tried to compose Myself, but it took a couple of tries to stop laughing.  If you have been following My blog, you probably know all about the “Carrot Incident”.  Well, this is the same guy.  You might even recognize his other phonesex calls that I have blogged about.

Anyway, he tells Me that he bought a zucchini!!  When I heard this, I could just picture what had gone on earlier.  Of course, I teased and teased him about going to the store with a pathetically hard little cock in his pants.  I teased him about thinking about the blog post he hoped I would write and asked if he wanted his own dancing vegetable like this one.  I teased him about having planned this all day long!  You know I was right.  Loser girly boy HAD been planning this all day and had been fantasizing about this very blog post and most of all -he wanted a dancing zucchini.

Well, not only did he buy this zucchini, he shaped one end like a cock and the other end to fuck his faggot ass pussy. It just kept getting funnier and more pathetic!  I HAD to make him take a bite out of it to prove that he really had a zucchini.  And, just like the Carrot Incident, he took a nibble out of the cock / zucchini (cockcchini?) and it was hilarious!  I can’t quite describe how pathetic and funny it was to hear this nibbley munch, munch sound cum over the phone.  I went into hysterics again.

I had a great time putting loser boy through all of his paces.  I made him suck the zucchini and BEG Me to let him shove the zucchini up his fairy faggot fanny!  I made him say that he wants to fuck a salad and I called him crue d’ete (is that right? – yes, I took French, lol) ass.

Finally, I let him start to slide that zucchini up his faggot ass pussy.  And yep, you guessed it – I made him say “I’m so teeny I have to fuck zucchini!” over and over while he pretended there was a cock in his sissy ass instead of a vegetable.

You should have heard faggot boy’s voice.  He was SOOO hard and excited.  Needless to say, I immediately recognized how much he had been waiting, fantasizing and planning this.  So, of course I knew I could hang up on him and raise My rate.  I did that twice AND made him leave Me some tips, and he called back each and every time.  Loser.

I had such a great time driving My faggot bitch crazy and I made him do all sorts of things.  Then I told him to squirt on his cum eating belly and that after he squirted his sissy juice I was going to make him use the ass zucchini to wipe up the ‘sissy dip’ on his stomach.  LMFAO!!  He just couldn’t make himself eat his own cum off the zucchini that had just been in his ass (I would have let him use the clean end  😉 ). And that was why I punished and fined him.

I had a great time humiliating this cock whore and by the time we were finished, I had a nice little chunk of change in My NiteFlirt account.  It’s so much fun to be Me!

Aug 102008
 

You know who you are.  I helped Myself to several hundred dollars out of your wallet a couple of nights ago.  Dumb ass!

This guy is so pathetic.  He called Me again the other night.  As soon as I realized who it was, I knew I would be making a nice chunk of change in a very short period of time.  Of course, I was right.

It’s really so funny.  I kept hanging up on him and telling him to call Me back at double My rate per minute.  LMAO!  One time, I hung up on him and told him to call Me back at a higher rate, but I told him I wouldn’t take the call unless he left Me a nice BIG tribute!  He LOVES the way I say ‘cock’ (big surprise, faggot!) and so I told him that when he called Me back that if he didn’t leave Me a big fat tribute, I wouldn’t say the word ‘cock’ again.  HAHAHAHAHA!

What do you think happened?  Duh!  The little cocksucker drained his account right into Mine.  I love taking advantage of money pigs.  It’s just too ridiculous that these money slaves get soooo excited when I take all their money and abuse them.  But, what else would I do but abuse them?  Dumb ass, shrimp dicked, cock sucking loser bitches!

It really is fun though – getting these loser faggots to do such ridiculous things.  At one point, I had raised My rate and hung up on him.  When he called back, I told him to put the phone down and go watch tv while he was paying Me twice as much for doing nothing.  And he did!  ROFLMFAO!  What a dork.

Money Slaves Worship Phonesex Princess Jewel

So here you go dorky – a gift for you.  HAHAHAHA!

Aug 072008
 

You sluts are sooooo lucky to have Me!  Most of you know it and are very good about adoring and spoiling Me.  But there may be a few of you who are afraid to call, or who might be taking advantage of all the hot FREE sissy faggot phonesex blog posts I write.  Plus I know that when some of you cum sluts read about yourselves, or about My other callers, you just get so excited that you accidentally squirt your sissy juice all over your panties!  Hee, hee!

So now you lucky little phonesex faggots can still tribute Me if you accidentally squirt while reading My blog.  A $10 fee for squirting while reading this blog is quite a bargain, so if you are a loser in addition to being a sissy sissy faggot, pay it twice.

Accidental Sissy Faggot Squirting Fee

Aug 072008
 

So I get this phone sex call a couple of nights ago from a guy who isn’t saying much.  It was kinda strange, cause I was asking him questions, but he really wasn’t answering.  I thought it was sort of weird, since I could hear the porn blasting in the background, so I knew he didn’t have to be quiet.  Sissy Faggots Love Cock

I asked him a few more questions and called him out on his silence.  Then, I realized what was going on.  Heh!  I asked him if he was ashamed of wanting cock.  I hit the nail right on the head, so to speak!  Well, once I knew that this little cock whore was ashamed and embarrassed about his sissiness, you KNOW I had to take advantage of it.

First of all, though, I wanted him to know that I love sissies and faggots!  Lots of guys ask Me if I hate cocksuckers and girly boys, but the truth is that I love them!  So, once he understood that, I also had to make sure that he knew that as a cock worshiper, he will never be a real man, nor will he be the kind of man a girl like Me would be romantically interested in.  He has to admit what he is, let go of the shame and accept being a silly little cock whore!

So then he relaxed a little and I could really get into his head.  It was great!  I had him totally in in the palm of My hand.  I made him say “I want cock” over and over for the very first time.  His trembling, tortured voice was amazing.  Making him face and admit his desire for cock for the first time was so unbelievably hot that I was squirming too.

He obeyed every one of My commands.  A couple of them I had to say more than once, though.  Like making him eat his own cum for the first time.  I just said “Slurp your cum off of your fingers” again, louder and more forcefully.  And he did it like a good bitch.

Then, I really had to go in for the kill!  I made him say “I am a cum eating bitch and I want cock” over and over.  I made him say lots of other things admitting how much he wanted cock too.  I told him that he was going to explode for cock and that he was going to explode harder and more intensely than ever before.

Lol.  I was SO right!  He could hardly breathe while he was creaming for cock.  And afterwards, all he could say for a while were things like “OMG!” and “that was amaaaazing!”  Heh, heh!  He left Me lots of stars and very good feedback (of course) and has called Me back since.  I will continue to explore his addiction to cock and make him the BEST little cock bitch!

Aug 022008
 

Sissies Love Phone Sex Fetish Princess JewelYou sluts make Me very happy when you follow My directions.  One of My good girls read My post about putting his love and adoration into words and wrote a wonderful tribute to his favorite phone sex Princess – ME!  As promised, here it is:

Princess,

I love it when you make me pose and flounce like a cheap, cheap whore for your amusement – wearing my panties around my ankles, getting on all fours with my ass up and face down in front of the mirror so I have to watch myself and be humiliated with your giggling and laughter.

And I love it when you make me squirm against the rubber dildo with my panty-covered ass, teasing the cock like a professional slut, which you are slowly turning me into.

And I love it even more when you put me through the motions on my cocksucking – making sure I beg for it, in the most humiliating way possible, and then instructing me on how to do it exactly right, with all of the proper moans and words that an eager slut should always use.

I love the red lipstick streaks I leave on the cock for you.

And then I love it when you make me try to talk with the cock in my mouth, which always seems to send you into peals of laughter. And I love it when you make me slurp loudly and eagerly, because most of all I want to show you how badly I want to please you, entertain you, serve you.

You know I am helpless in the face of your will. I am your sissy, your slut, your whore, your pantyboy, your special bimbo, your streetwalker-in-preparation, and I will say it to you – and the world – again and again.

I hope I can continue to provide you with endless entertainment. I live for your laughs.

Your good girl.

I love sissy sluts!

Aug 012008
 

My new phone sex piggy bitchI had the funniest call tonight. Alright, if you’ve been keeping up with My sissy faggot blog, you’ll know that this is definitely NOT the funniest (or most humiliating) call I’ve had. But, it WAS very amusing!

So anyway, this guy calls Me and right away I can tell that he is a whiny bitch. He had such a girly whiny voice – I knew it would be sooooo easy to make him My bitch. Sure enough, he begged Me to fuck with his head. Ha, ha! Hmmm… think I can do that?

Duh!! Not only did I have him swearing his love and devotion to his phone sex Princess in a very short amount of time, I also had him snorting!! He was breathing so hard and his dicklet was so excited that he snorted a couple of times! LMAO!

He begged Me not to make him oink. But… guess what?! He oinked! In fact, he said “I’m your little pig, snort, oink, snort!” And when I called him My bitch, I thought he was going to explode right then.

So, I used him and made him tell Me that he loves Me already and that he is My snorting, oinking, piggy BITCH. Hmmm…so do you think I can fuck with your head, bitch?

Jul 312008
 

Last night I spoke to one of My sluts who has been very naughty and hasn’t called Me in a long time. But at least I can say that this sissy slut has been putting his time to very good use!

I recognized his voice immediately, but although I knew it, it was different. It was much girlier! Lol. I told him that I was very pleased with this alone. But it turns out that he has been quite the girly boy. He is wearing panties every day, because he knows that his little clitty dick belongs in soft girly panties. He even said that he doesn’t want to wear icky boy underwear any more!

I wanted to make sure that he is keeping up with making his body more and more feminine, so I had to ask about his ass and his feet. He assured Me right away in his ridiculous girly voice that he keeps his ass soft and moisturized and that he gets pedicures to keep his sissy feet smooth and pretty. I told him he is to start painting his toenails pink for work. This way, he will have two secrets everyday – his panties and his pretty, pretty toenails.

But the funniest part was when I told him he needs to go on hormones or birth control pills. Ha, ha – he got soooo excited that he practically creamed his panties right away.

I asked him about a few other things before I really tormented him with the thought of being on hormones. I wanted to make sure he was keeping up with his sissy brainwashing videos and with his sissy magazines. He has cum such a long way from his icky male-ness. I am very proud. Hee, hee.

So then I had to torment him. I told him that if he goes on hormones or birth control pills, he will start to grow girly titties and a round girly ass and nice curvy girly hips. It was so funny, as soon as I mentioned him having girly titties, he started to lose control. I tormented him for a while longer, and finally let him cream his panties for the thought of having his very own sissy girly body.

It was so funny. You girly sluts really crack Me up. I love tormenting you, teasing you and turning you into pretty sissy girls. Then getting you to beg Me to allow you to act like cock whores is even better.

Jul 262008
 

OMFG!! That is what one of My slut slaves told Me tonight. Last time I spoke to him, I wanted him to fuck his wussy pussy with a nice big cucumber or with some fresh carrots. If you have been reading My blog, then you will immediately realize that this happened right after the “carrot incident“. The carrot thing was just so fucking funny that I was really on a roll with it. But unfortunately, this sissy slave only had celery, which is waaaaay too small, but had to do in a pinch. So, I made him fuck himself with the celery. Sissy slut fucks a stalk of celery

The strange thing is that I don’t remember it at all!! It’s very strange, ’cause you sluts know that I’m pretty good at remembering who you are and what I have done to you. Plus, I remember all sorts of other things things about this humiliation slave… but not the celery! I know I made him cum on the floor and lick it up and all sorts of other things – how could I forget him fucking his sissy pussy hole with celery??!!

So anyway, when the submissive sissy slut started telling Me all about what I made him do, he said something like “Well… you seemed to have had a fondness for vegetables”. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!! I went into uncontrollable fits of laughter and giggling ’cause the way he phrased it was just sooooo funny.

Once I was able to control Myself, I was able to go about the business of humiliating him. Actually, I think My spontaneous laughter would have completed the job nicely. But, that wasn’t enough for Me.

I made this little humiliation whore get a pair of his girlfriend’s panties. He was such a good girl and actually brought Me back dirty ones. I loved making him stuff them in his mouth and slurp off her pussy and ass juice. I did all sorts of things to humiliate this slut. When I finally let him squirt he practically shot himself across the room he came so hard.

But the story doesn’t end there. This sissy slut is such a humiliation whore that he couldn’t sleep and called Me back a little later. He was already really on the edge and needed to cum badly. Lol – what more could I ask for?

I tormented and tortured him for quite a while. And I told him NOT to cum. I have to say it was really hot to torment him. I love being able to whip you sluts into a frenzy and to control you completely!

But the fun really was yet to cum. I made him stroke hard and fast… and harder and faster… and then… I made him STOP! Wow! The tortured moans that came out of his slutty little mouth were AMAZING!! He moaned from this extreme torture for as long as he moaned when he came the first time. I have never heard such torture in a voice as his orgasm was ripped away from him. I LOVED IT! I got so wet from hearing the torment in his voice and from knowing that I had ruined his orgasm.

Eventually, I did let the girly slut cum. And I left him with the thought that one day soon I am going to make him cum and cum and cum until it hurts. Then… I’ll make him cum once more!

Jul 192008
 

For any of My little sissy faggots who don’t know – I have made a recorded listing of the Sissy Sissy Faggot song! If you have heard My phone greeting for My feminization phone sex listing on NiteFlirt, you know that I chant “You’re a Sissy Sissy Faggot” in a sing songy voice. Hee, hee.Sissy Sissy Faggot Recorded Phonesex Listing

Well, it has gotten so popular, that I made it into a recorded listing. It’s (Updated in 2018!). I chant and taunt you in My sing songy voice telling you that you are a “Sissy, sissy faggot… sissy sissy cock whore…” etc. To hear it, click here. It’s only $1.50 per minute.

So now you lucky little sissy sluts and cocksuckers can hear Me chanting in your ear 24 hours a day. Even if I am logged off, My recorded listings are always available. If you want to check out My other fetish phone sex recorded listings, visit My FemDomAudio.com!

Have fun, My little faggots, and let Me know how much you love My recordings!

Princess Jewel