I had the funniest call tonight. Alright, if you’ve been keeping up with My sissy faggot blog, you’ll know that this is definitely NOT the funniest (or most humiliating) call I’ve had. But, it WAS very amusing!
So anyway, this guy calls Me and right away I can tell that he is a whiny bitch. He had such a girly whiny voice – I knew it would be sooooo easy to make him My bitch. Sure enough, he begged Me to fuck with his head. Ha, ha! Hmmm… think I can do that?
Duh!! Not only did I have him swearing his love and devotion to his phone sex Princess in a very short amount of time, I also had him snorting!! He was breathing so hard and his dicklet was so excited that he snorted a couple of times! LMAO!
He begged Me not to make him oink. But… guess what?! He oinked! In fact, he said “I’m your little pig, snort, oink, snort!” And when I called him My bitch, I thought he was going to explode right then.
So, I used him and made him tell Me that he loves Me already and that he is My snorting, oinking, piggy BITCH. Hmmm…so do you think I can fuck with your head, bitch?
