Sissy Rick is STILL not a real man… no surprise there! As anyone who reads My blog knows, Ricky is obsessed with a girl who doesn’t know he exists anymore because he is such a wimpy loser. I am on the phone with Sissy Rick right now and he just told Me the funniest story.
It’s so obvious why the girl that Ricky can’t get over dumped his loser ass and married a real man. Not only is this guy a hot stud, but it turns out that he rides a Harley too. Poor Ricky is looking like more and more of a loser (if that’s even possible) in comparison.
All a wimp like Ricky is suited for is to get naked, put on his high heels and buff this guy’s tail pipe while his beautiful, young wife watches and laughs hysterically at how pathetic Sissy Rick really is. Her name is D… and Ricky will never get over her. While Ricky is humiliating himself in front of her real man husband, D… while probably get more and more turned on by how much of a man her husband is, and by what a loser Sissy Rick is.
After all, Ricky will do anything that they tell him to do. Her husband will say “Get on the back of the bike, jack ass”, and will probably drive him to who knows where, out in the country, throw him off the bike and make him take off all his clothes and leave him there with nothing but a pair of high heels.
When the real man gets back to his hot wife, she’ll ask him where Ricky is and all he will say is “Who cares… here are all his clothes.” Then the two of them will laugh and laugh at what a dork Sissy Rick really is and D… will get so turned on that she won’t be able to wait to have hot sex with her stud husband while Ricky has to hitch a ride back home wearing nothing but high heels. What a loser!
Then they will take his credit card out of his pants and go out for a nice expensive romantic dinner. And that will only be the beginning. Sissy Rick will wind up paying for everything that they do – even their mortgage. D… will go shopping for sexy outfits to wear for her husband and Sissy Rick will wind up paying for everything. Their lives will get easier and better, while Ricky slaves away, working all the time, getting deeper and deeper in debt. And, of course, the whole time, they will be laughing at how pathetic Ricky is and D… will be so thankful that she is married to a real man that all she will want to do is fuck him while she laughs at what a loser Sissy Rick is.
oh ok pwease take that stuff down before sshe see it pweeese
Um…. nah.
princess ! pweassse
Ricky, take off all ur clothes, call Me and beg Me to take ur stuff down. Hehe.
I have my clothes off and im begging you pweeese
U forgot the part about calling Me, Ricky.
but ill I have is my cell please before its cached
helloooo pwincess might get cached pweeeeese
Wouldn’t that be funny? Hehehehehehe.
please princess cant you take my last name off and hers please
Sure, Ricky, just call Me and ask Me nicely. 😉
oh pwincess come on;
do you think ill get a date ever maybe my date site should be updated found another date site why don’t we…
oh its how… about we
Let’s fuck u all up, Ricky… 😉 Call Me.
was reading my date profile ….likes nudism… who says that?
knock knock who’s there Queen
I know I’m going to regret this, but… Queen who?
queen my house oh man that’s funny ………….. course you know what id be wearing to clean?
Um… nothing but high heels?
yes but have u seen the commercial?
I don’t think so.
maybe I should be exposed?
Maybe u should call Me. 🙂
then what
Then I’ll fuck with ur head.
maybe even your wimpy callers could boss me around you could give them my number then id be getting texts and calls bossing me around?
Ok, Ricky. Call Me and I will post ur phone number and tell all My bitches to call u and boss u around like the loser that u are.
you wouldn’t!
Ricky, I think u know better than that… but call Me and let’s see what happens. Hehe. Sent u some minutes, btw.
even the wimps will know all and everything about me
Hahahahaha!
you could tell one of your wimps to bully me around and make me nervous…maybe make me go on a date of course the wimp would wear a t shirt and jeans and I would have to go on the date naked
are u giving him my number/
my land line is down again grrrrr! maybe my date hook up photo sould go back up? or I should join a new one and give you the password
another girl wants my pics on datehookup … I relize when I deleted the messages they only delete frpm the senders side not from who got them
ROFLMFAO!!!!! Plus u got turned in last time too…. hahahahaha.
so I was flagged? at least got my pic down althou haven’t heard from ………
I wonder why she wants my picture
that girl really wants my pics think she knows somebody or just has chores for me like she says?
So call Me, Ricky and we’ll send it to her. Hehe.
wonder if you can send the other pics ? wonder if she knows you know and wants to show the pic?
maybe ill have to keep checking if my pic is up
you know if I reply theres a place to send her a pic that wont be on the site maybe I should send the one with pussyloser on my face naked but what if she wants my pic to show you know who ? what should I do
You should call Me, u pussy loser.
could be a big mistake if I sent it right????
maybe I should have a facebook page made?
Ricky, ur hopeless. 😉
what if you really did? what would happen?
maybe you should