Sissy Rick is STILL not a real man… no surprise there! As anyone who reads My blog knows, Ricky is obsessed with a girl who doesn’t know he exists anymore because he is such a wimpy loser. I am on the phone with Sissy Rick right now and he just told Me the funniest story.
It’s so obvious why the girl that Ricky can’t get over dumped his loser ass and married a real man. Not only is this guy a hot stud, but it turns out that he rides a Harley too. Poor Ricky is looking like more and more of a loser (if that’s even possible) in comparison.
All a wimp like Ricky is suited for is to get naked, put on his high heels and buff this guy’s tail pipe while his beautiful, young wife watches and laughs hysterically at how pathetic Sissy Rick really is. Her name is D… and Ricky will never get over her. While Ricky is humiliating himself in front of her real man husband, D… while probably get more and more turned on by how much of a man her husband is, and by what a loser Sissy Rick is.
After all, Ricky will do anything that they tell him to do. Her husband will say “Get on the back of the bike, jack ass”, and will probably drive him to who knows where, out in the country, throw him off the bike and make him take off all his clothes and leave him there with nothing but a pair of high heels.
When the real man gets back to his hot wife, she’ll ask him where Ricky is and all he will say is “Who cares… here are all his clothes.” Then the two of them will laugh and laugh at what a dork Sissy Rick really is and D… will get so turned on that she won’t be able to wait to have hot sex with her stud husband while Ricky has to hitch a ride back home wearing nothing but high heels. What a loser!
Then they will take his credit card out of his pants and go out for a nice expensive romantic dinner. And that will only be the beginning. Sissy Rick will wind up paying for everything that they do – even their mortgage. D… will go shopping for sexy outfits to wear for her husband and Sissy Rick will wind up paying for everything. Their lives will get easier and better, while Ricky slaves away, working all the time, getting deeper and deeper in debt. And, of course, the whole time, they will be laughing at how pathetic Ricky is and D… will be so thankful that she is married to a real man that all she will want to do is fuck him while she laughs at what a loser Sissy Rick is.