Pathetic Sissy Rick has reached a new low. He will never be a real man, so he just keeps thinking of ways to humiliate and expose himself as the pathetic loser he really is. He is still totally obsessed with a girl who thinks he is a total loser. In fact, she just married another man. But, poor pathetic sissy Rick keeps hoping that they will break up and that maybe he will have a chance with his dream girl some day. Yeah…. right.
So now, Ricky wants to be their gurly shopping gopher. Ricky wants each of them to make him go out and buy gifts for the other. This way, they will fall deeper and deeper in love with each other, all due to Ricky’s pathetic fantasy. Ricky’s dream girl, Denise, will send him scurrying out to buy expensive gifts for her new husband. All on Ricky’s dime, of course.
Since he is such a pathetic sissy loser, he will go right out and do whatever she tells him to. Then, her husband, Tony, will make him go out and buy a beautiful, expensive gift for her. Dumb ass Ricky will keep going out, buying them gifts to give to each other, spending all his money and acting like a fool.
When he gets to their house to deliver the gifts, Ricky has to take off all his clothes before he can even ring the doorbell. What a pathetic dork! Then, her husband, Tony, will answer the door and inspect what Ricky has bought for his hot new wife. If the gift is not good enough, he will just throw it out, kick Ricky’s ass and make him go and buy something better for her.
And as they give these gifts to each other that Sissy Rick has scurried around to buy, they will fall deeper on love with each other and their marriage will get stronger and stronger. All pathetic Sissy Rick will be able to do is follow orders, hump the lawn naked and keep hoping that one day a total loser like him will have a chance with the girl of his dreams.
What do My readers think? Does Ricky ever stand a chance with her? Or will he always be a laughing stock and a little bitch running around trying to please her? Leave Me a comment and let Me know what you think! Or just tweet this blog post, so eventually she will find out all about what a pathetic sissy Ricky really is.
whew no responses
You’re a lucky gurl, Ricky.
good thing she hasn’t seen this
Cuz then she’d know what a pussy you really are, Ricky!
hope she doesn’t read about it
Riiiiight…. 😉
how to embarrass ricky ….hmmmm?
Call Me, you wimpy loser and we’ll find a way.
any ideas?
Yes, you should send Me all your money and I will laugh at you.
oh yooooooooooooooooooo ive already done that what about embarrassing ricky?
Lol. Sissy Ricky is a pathetic wimp who deserves nothing but abuse. 😉
wish that psycho thing would not be up there anymore….
Well who’s fault is it in the first place, you pathetic loser? Call Me and maybe we can post some more stuff on My blog to give them more ammunition. Hehehe.
like what? do you know there is a share button on that site …yikes
Good, I hope everybody posts it to their Facebook. Hehehehe.
that would not b good pwincess
that would not b good pwincess have you seen it?
Um, no. Call Me and I will look at you on the creepy pervs site. 😉
y know you have that cool sense of humor that makes me giggle
Ricky, are you giggling like a girl?
what do you think of that pic?
I think ur a pathetic sissy loser. Now be a good gurl, Ricky, and stop pestering Me. Pick up the phone and call Me, you wimp.
helloooooo its me what if you put that one pic of me and were able to put it on the bed pic….ah boy
Gee, I never thought of that. 😉 Just a little too creepy tho… Lol.
o pwincess
Call Me, you wimp.
a boy a girl on collarme wants me to post more pics geez o pete
Well then maybe you should pester them for amusement, you wimpy sissy bitch.
oh pwincess I thought I amused you
Mostly when you call Me and give Me all your money, you wimp! 😉
hey pwincess its wicky
honey jack vicodin and the movie the gray what a combo
U definitely need to call Me, Wicky, u wimp.
there is a rate my naked body site do you think I would be a 1 or a 10
How about negative three, you wimp?!
might be funny to see what people rate me
Guess there’s only way to find out…
which way would that be pwincess? you wouldnt
Call Me and find out, you pathetic sissy wimp.
I wonder if everyone should find out what a wimp I am?
Call Me and they will, u loser.
even you know who,,,,,,,
o pwincess its ricky
o ricky, I don’t hear My phone ringing…
you could call me!!!! want my #
BUSY! w t
Wait ur turn like a good gurl!
oh pwincess……. I cant get thru tried your extension says your not available and when your voice came on tried and said not available wtf are you blocking me or is it messed up
Must have just missed you, try again like a good gurl.