I just spoke to Sissy Rick the loser. He is soooo pathetic. He always calls Me with these wild scenarios of his total humiliation.
Tonight he wanted Me to lock him in his car totally naked, wearing pink high heels with ‘Pussy’ written on his ass. Then, he wanted Me to park the car outside the bar where the girl he drools over but will never have a chance with is hanging out.
Of course, I totally laughed at him for about 15 minutes, but then we got into his humiliation fantasy. And one thing led to another and I wound up posting this pathetic picture of him here in My blog.
I have his complete name, home address and phone number. Think I should post them along with his picture?! Hahaha. The funniest thing is that as I am writing this (the picture was already up), My phone rang. I thought it was going to be Sissy Rick begging Me to remove his pathetic sissy face from My blog, but it was some other sissy bitch. So, I guess Ricky the wimp boy will just have to wait. How pathetic!
ETA: Orig pic with Sissy Rick’s pathetic face in full view and his full name will be replaced into this post at My discretion. I took them down to avoid excessive free wanking.
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Ok, so it’s been a year since I have posted in My blog – almost to the day. I guess it’s about time for Me start posting again. At least one blog post every year. Lol. In order to motivate Me to write in My blog, I told Sissy Joy to send Me a picture of his little sissy dicklet tonight. So, here it is.
Now the really funny thing is that Sissy Joy was actually trying to be a man. He threw away his extensive collection of panties and girly clothes. He decided that he had had enough of this sissy stuff and that he was no longer going to be a girly boy (does this sound familiar to any of you reading this? Hehe!).
That lasted all of about six weeks. Once a sissy, always a sissy. He found a pair of panties in his closet last night and has been wanking with them ever since. If fact, My little sissy bitch is so excited to be a girly boy again that he took the day off from work to play.
Needless to say, that it didn’t take Me long to remind him that a sissy is what he is. The only thing that is more ridiculous is when he tries to parade around like a man.
After a good mind fuck and a sissy squirt, Sissy Joy found this pretty pink ribbon and his high heels in his closet. They were the last remnants of the true girly boy he is. So he called Me back and I made him take a picture of his ridiculous little sissy dicklet with his pretty pink bow tied around it before he could squirt again. What a good girl.
Once a sissy always a sissy. Go ahead and try to be a real man. It won’t last. You’ll be right back begging to be My girly boy too.
As I’m sure many of you know, NiteFlirt has been doing some upgrades for the last several months. As a result a few glitches have appeared. Some of you may be having trouble connecting when calling lately. Here are a few fixes so that you can call Me and empty those pesky little balls.
TRY THESE FIXES IF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE CONNECTING:
- If you are trying to connect by pressing My call button and can’t, try calling Me through the 1-800-TO FLIRT.
- Saving Me in your Favorite Flirts will make it easier to call via 1-800-TO FLIRT.
- If this doesn’t work and you must enter My extension, it is: 01-90-314-6.
In addition, CALL BUTTONS MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY ACCURATE. If you want to call Me and My call button says BUSY or AWAY, try EMAILING ME. I may really be available to emasculate you.
If all else fails, send a SUPPORT TICKET (<– if that link does not work, sign in to your NiteFlirt account and click it again) into Customer Service. They have been working hard to get these issues fixed and should reply quickly. Letting Niteflirt know about any problems you may be having helps them to get the issue fixed faster. Try to be as specific as you can about what is happening.
Talk to you soon, you faggot! 
xxoo,
Princess Jewel
Got the NiteFlirt blues right now, sissy boyz? Is it because those little sissy balls are swollen and backed up? Hehe. Well, good news!
NiteFlirt is useable. But not from the regular link. You can access their beta (testing) site here: http://beta.niteflirt.com. Don’t put the “www”, substitute “beta” for “www” and you’re good to go. Well, more or less. This is a testing site and will be a little buggy.
The important thing is, though, that you can call Me! My updated call button is in this post. You can click it to call Me as of September 19, 2009. Keep in mind that it may not be 100% accurate just yet. I may be available even if it says “busy” or “away”. Give it a click anyway or try refreshing your browser.
There are some great new things to cum on NiteFlirt – it just may be a little bumpy getting there. Visit My home page on NiteFlirt at the new address too: http://beta.niteflirt.com/PrincessJewel. TALK TO YOU SOON, SISSY BOYZ!
That’s what vegetable boy said as soon as I picked up the phone tonight. What a loser! He was so unbelievably excited when he called Me – he had been thinking of humiliating himself all day by shoving a stalk of celery up his ass. There are very few things that I find funnier than listening to vegetable boy nibble on the vegetable he is about to shove up his ass. Why? I really don’t know. Something about that nibble, crunch, crunch cuming through the phone that that sends Me into hysterics every time.
But, VB was a little naughty tonight. I hung up on him once and raised My rate. I knew he was so excited about fucking his stalk of celery that he would call Me back at just about any price. But, loser forgot to leave Me a nice big tip before he called Me back. And, to top it off, I knew that if I hung up on him again to raise My rate that he would squirt before he called Me back.
We just can’t have that. Lol. So, vegetable boy, if you want to see another blog post about all of the utterly ridiculous things that I made you say before you fucked the celery, you had better do something to make it up to Me. You can start with a comment here on My blog.
PS – Does fucking celery make you a stalker? Hahahaha!
The below post is password protected so that Vegetable Boy can
only read it after he has paid Me. Why? Well… why not? Lol! If you are NOT a the vegetable fucking loser I spoke to on Sunday afternoon, you may email Me and get the password for free.
However, if you ARE the above mentioned vegetable fucking loser, you will have to click the sissy carrot and pay to get the password.
xxoo,
Princess Jewel
Hello sissy sluts and cock suckers! I am taking calls tonight, but My phone is cutting out here and there. If you can’t get through to your favorite Princess, send Me an email or a tweet (Twitter) and I should be able to fix it. You could also just send a tribute… 
Lol.
xxoo,
Princess Jewel
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I just got off the phone with a new girly boy. Poor little slut really wants to be a girl. Too bad he will never be a real girl like Me, with a hot tight ass and perfect body. 
This guy was too funny. He was in his car at the mall, all dressed up like a whore! He had on a mini dress, panties, bra and six inch heels. He was also wearing a wig and make up. He told Me he has actually gone into the mall like that in the past. Hahaha!
I had fun telling him how I was going to pimp him out and use his sissy holes for My benefit. What a slut – he said he doesn’t even like pussy anymore. It’s just cock for him from now on. Oh yeah – the best part was that he has a tiny little three inch dicklet!
He wouldn’t get out of his car though. He said it was raining and that his sissy make up would run and that his sissy wig might get ruined. Lol. Next time, he better have a floppy pink rain hat or umbrella. I would LOVE to speak to some of the girls in Victoria’s Secret while he shops for new sissy lingerie!
All of a sudden, he had to go. So, I guess he was about to get caught by someone. Hehe. It’s so funny when all of a sudden you phone sex boys get all quiet and say you have to go in a hurry. Well, hopefully, he didn’t get caught because I think he has very good potential to be My sissy whore. I wonder how many cocks he can service at once?
Call Me and maybe you can be My cock sucking sissy whore too!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! So screwdriver boy called Me tonight. He told Me about how it gets his dicklet really hard to wear panties for Me and to wiggle his ass and shove the handle of a screw driver in it. That was a mistake. Because once I know how much he loves to do it for Me, I knew that I couldn’t just let him do it. WAY too easy for him. Besides, I love to push boundaries.
So, I had to rev things up a notch. I mean, shoving a screwdriver in your ass pussy while wearing a pair of panties just might not be humiliating enough! If humiliation is what screw driver boy needs, hehe, humiliation is what he will get!! I had him put his little sissy ass on a pillow and face his ass toward the wall. Then I had him put his legs up on the wall. I made him bend his knees and push them out to the side – like an upside down frog.
Then I made him beg for the screw driver. I made him shove the handle of the screw driver up his ass while he said “fuck Me, I’m a faggot frog!” over and over. Hahahaha!
I would have given tool pussy boy a golden cock except for two things. He didn’t know how to croak while he was fucking his faggot fanny like a frog, and he substituted the word sissy for faggot. After all, if he uses the word faggot while fucking himself in the ass with a screw driver like an upside down frog, it might make him gay. Now THAT would be embarrassing! If he uses the word sissy while he screws himself with a screw driver while wearng panties and wiggling his ass upside down with his legs spread like a frog, he can maintain his dignity. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Call Me and I will humiliate you too!
Naughty boys who call Me “Bitch!” in the throes of extasy and phone sex humiliation should probably expect special punishments instead of special priviliges. Hehehe! I’m just saying…
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We picked out gloves, stockings, shoes, and a beautiful satin corset. What a hot bitch! I just love making him My whore. He gets so into being My cock sucking bitch. I made him slink and crawl across the floor to My strap on cock. I made him BEG for My strap on cock, and I rubbed the strap on all over his faggot face.
Eventually, I had him suck My strap on cock, I made him suck a real cock, I fucked him with My strap on and I had him feeling a big hard cock sliding in between his faggot hand and his satin corset. 
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