Sissy Rick is Still As Pathetic As Ever!

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Sissy Rick is still as pathetic as ever!  Some things never change.  I’m on the phone with him right now, and he is begging Me to humiliate him, embarrass him and boss him around like the pathetic loser wimp that he is.

Ricky is still obsessed with this girl he has known for a loooong time.  Ricky would be so embarrassed if she found out that he has been obsessed with her for years.  He’s is such a loser that he will never get a date, so he just sits home wanking about her all the time.  She would laugh hysterically if she knew the truth.

So, I think all My bitches should tweet this blog post and post it to Facebook and any other site that you can think of.  This way, every one will know what a loser Sissy Rick really is.  When she finds the truth out about Ricky, she will have so much fun taking advantage of him, laughing at him and having her new husband kick his ass.

Once she knows all about Ricky’s obsession, Ricky’s ultimate fantasy will probably cum true.  Her husband will make him mow the lawn naked, wash the car wearing only pink high heels and hump the lawn while they are having a big Super Bowl party.

And when you tweet this post, don’t forget to mention that Ricky likes to give blow jobs. naked in pink heels, 24/7.  She will really laugh at that.

Wimpy Sissy Loser

wimpy sissy loserSissy Rick is still a sissy loser wimp (duh).  He is so desperate for a certain girl to notice him, but she never gives him the time of day.  That’s because he’s so pathetic.  He would to anything to humiliate himself in front of her and her boyfriend, so here is a list of things this sorry excuse for a man will pay her to be allowed to do:

  •  Humping her lawn naked…  $25
  • Removing her boyfriend’s clothes…   $35
  • Ricky has to pay every time she fucks a real man…  $50
  • Washing her boyfriend’s car while naked, wearing pink flip flops…  $20
  • Buying every one in her favorite bar drinks while he is forced to stand around naked in high heels like a sissy loser…  $25 + cost of drinks
  • Serving her and her boyfriend breakfast in bed right after they fuck…  $40
  • Mowing her boyfriend’s lawn, naked in high heels…  $30
  • Speaking to her on the phone…  $10
  • Leave her a voice mail or send her a text… $5
  • Receiving a text from her…  $5
  • Doing all her chores and laundry while wearing a maid’s outfit, while she fucks her boyfriend…  $60
  • Being the ‘towel girl’ at her workplace…  $50
  • Being allowed to pay for her and her boyfriend to go on vacation…  $100 + the cost of the vacation (first class all the way – Ricky will be the gopher for them while they are away)
  • Being in her presence and not being allowed to touch his little Ricky sticky…  $50
  • Hand washing her boyfriend’s dirty underwear…  $10/pair
  • Blowing her boyfriend…  $75
  • Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends…  $250
  • Jerking off while outside, naked, wearing high heels, in front of her and her boyfriend and all their friends and not being allowed to squirt…  $300
  • Being forced out of the car naked and made to walk home in high heels…  $45

Ricky is so pathetic he will do anything that she tells him to.  He’s been drooling over her for years now, but she always ignores him.  Hahaha.  I guess it’s because he is suck a dork.  She knows that he is a wimpy sissy loser and that he will do anything she tells him to, no matter how humiliating.

 

Wimpy Sissy Exposed!

Sissy Rick Humiliated Loser

Sissy Rick is a pathetic wimpy sissy loser.  His ridiculous little dick makes him obsessed with getting his name and pictures all over the internet.  What a dork!  So here is his pic for the whole world to see.

He is infatuated with a girl who won’t give him the time of day.  It’s only a matter of time until she finds out all about him and sees all of his pix.  He really deserves to be exposed for the wimpy jackass that he is.  When she figures out who he is, she’ll prolly make her boyfriend beat him up and force him to wear high heels while all her friends laugh at him.

Poor Ricky will never be a real man.  He’s just a loser and a wimpy, sissy jack ass.

Sissy Rick Needs to be Humiliated (Again)

sissy rick needs to be humiliatedSissy Rick is such a dumb ass and needs to be humiliated (again).  He keeps deleting his NiteFlirt account, thinking he won’t call Me anymore.  But, of course, his pathetic little dicklet needs Me and needs Me to embarrass and emasculate him.  So… of course, he makes new accounts all the time and keeps calling Me and spending all his money.  What’s the difference anyway, it’s not like he will ever have a girlfriend, he’s too much of a jackass.

Here’s Ricky’s new profile on adult friend finder! (oh well, his profile got deleted)

Here’s Ricky’s new profile on Date HookUp! (oops!  Ricky’s profile got deleted because he’s such a loser)

Pathetic Sissy Loser Exposed!

sissy clean up boyPoor Sissy Rick.  He just can’t leave well enough alone.  Well, now this pathetic sissy loser is exposed for what he really is…  a wimp, a jackass and most of all – just a LOSER!  Check out his profile on collarme.com/sissykeeper (oops, this site doesn’t exist anymore).  And here is his picture – what a moron.  This sissy pussy boy needs to be bossed around and forced to be a sissy maid wearing high heels and a bow in his hair.

Please tweet this post or post it to Facebook.  Ricky needs all the exposure his pathetic sissy ass can get.

Sissy Loser From Indiana Strikes Again

sissy loser from IndianaSissy Rick the total loser from Indiana strikes again.  I guess he couldn’t stand not being the first post anymore and had to send Me another pic.  What a dumb ass.

Make sure you check out the big bow in his hair, his hairy butt crack, sissy stockings and high heels.

Be sure to click the Facebook icon below and post this to Facebook so everyone can see what a wimpy, pathetic loser Ricky really is.

Sissy Rick the Pussy Loser

sissy rick the loserI just spoke to Sissy Rick the loser.  He is soooo pathetic.  He always calls Me with these wild scenarios of his total humiliation.

Tonight he wanted Me to lock him in his car totally naked, wearing pink high heels with ‘Pussy’ written on his ass.  Then, he wanted Me to park the car outside the bar where the girl he drools over but will never have a chance with is hanging out.

Of course, I totally laughed at him for about 15 minutes, but then we got into his humiliation fantasy.  And one thing led to another and I wound up posting this pathetic picture of him here in My blog.

I have his complete name, home address and phone number.  Think I should post them along with his picture?!  Hahaha.  The funniest thing is that as I am writing this (the picture was already up), My phone rang.  I thought it was going to be Sissy Rick begging Me to remove his pathetic sissy face from My blog, but it was some other sissy bitch.  So, I guess Ricky the wimp boy will just have to wait.  How pathetic!

ETA:  Orig pic with Sissy Rick’s pathetic face in full view and his full name will be replaced into this post at My discretion.  I took them down to avoid excessive free wanking.

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I’m Such A Loser I Need To Fuck Celery!

That’s what vegetable boy said as soon as I picked up the phone tonight.  What a loser!  He was so unbelievably excited when he called Me – he had been thinking of humiliating himself all day by shoving a stalk of celery up his ass.  There are very few things that I find funnier than listening to vegetable boy nibble on the vegetable he is about to shove up his ass.  Why?  I really don’t know.  Something about that nibble, crunch, crunch cuming through the phone that that sends Me into hysterics every time.

But, VB was a little naughty tonight.  I hung up on him once and raised My rate.  I knew he was so excited about fucking his stalk of celery that he would call Me back at just about any price.  But, loser forgot to leave Me a nice big tip before he called Me back.  And, to top it off, I knew that if I hung up on him again to raise My rate that he would squirt before he called Me back.

We just can’t have that.  Lol.  So, vegetable boy, if you want to see another blog post about all of the utterly ridiculous things that I made you say before you fucked the celery, you had better do something to make it up to Me.  You can start with a comment here on My blog.

PS – Does fucking celery make you a stalker?  Hahahaha!

Controlling A Pathetic Money Pig

Question:  How long does it take a hot Princess like Me to get $101.03 out of a pathetic loser’s NiteFlirt account?

Answer:  Exactly 27 minutes.

Actually, it cost him a lot more.  The $101.03 is My cut.  I don’t really care how much it cost him.  Hahahaha!  He is lucky too.  I really could have helped Myself to much more of his money.  This is only the beginning of sucking him back in.  Tequila and NiteFlirt are such a stupid combination for cock sucking losers and money pigs.  Next time I’ll know not to mention giving Me his credit card when he is so close to squirting, cause that sent him over the edge (at $9.99/min).  So instead, I’ll mention it now.

Dumb Ass, be a good girl and send Me your credit card number, expiration date and 3 digit code from the back.  Oh yeah, to really ruin you I’ll also need your full name and address.  While your at it, throw in your wife’s cell phone number – but that is not absolutely necessary.  Hahaha!

But don’t worry.  I won’t go too crazy.  Otherwise the credit card company will decline the charges.  I’ll just help Myself to an Amazon gift card here and a Victoria’s Secret gift card there, and when I’m feeling grumpy, a nice big gift card from Zale’s Jewelers will cheer Me right up.

This way, I’ll pace the financial drain and wallet rape nice and slow.  Slow and steady that is.  And long term too.  Pathetic faggot Dumb Ass will never know what to expect or when!  Hehe!