That’s what vegetable boy said as soon as I picked up the phone tonight.  What a loser!  He was so unbelievably excited when he called Me - he had been thinking of humiliating himself all day by shoving a stalk of celery up his ass.  There are very few things that I find funnier than listening to vegetable boy nibble on the vegetable he is about to shove up his ass.  Why?  I really don’t know.  Something about that nibble, crunch, crunch cuming through the phone that that sends Me into hysterics every time.

But, VB was a little naughty tonight.  I hung up on him once and raised My rate.  I knew he was so excited about fucking his stalk of celery that he would call Me back at just about any price.  But, loser forgot to leave Me a nice big tip before he called Me back.  And, to top it off, I knew that if I hung up on him again to raise My rate that he would squirt before he called Me back.

We just can’t have that.  Lol.  So, vegetable boy, if you want to see another blog post about all of the utterly ridiculous things that I made you say before you fucked the celery, you had better do something to make it up to Me.  You can start with a comment here on My blog.

PS - Does fucking celery make you a stalker?  Hahahaha!

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The below post is password protected so that Vegetable Boy can only read it after he has paid Me.  Why?  Well… why not?  Lol!  If you are NOT a the vegetable fucking loser I spoke to on Sunday afternoon, you may email Me and get the password for free.

However, if you ARE the above mentioned vegetable fucking loser, you will have to click the sissy carrot and pay to get the password.

xxoo,

Princess Jewel

Question:  How long does it take a hot Princess like Me to get $101.03 out of a pathetic loser’s NiteFlirt account?

Answer:  Exactly 27 minutes.

Actually, it cost him a lot more.  The $101.03 is My cut.  I don’t really care how much it cost him.  Hahahaha!  He is lucky too.  I really could have helped Myself to much more of his money.  This is only the beginning of sucking him back in.  Tequila and NiteFlirt are such a stupid combination for cock sucking losers and money pigs.  Next time I’ll know not to mention giving Me his credit card when he is so close to squirting, cause that sent him over the edge (at $9.99/min).  So instead, I’ll mention it now.

Dumb Ass, be a good girl and send Me your credit card number, expiration date and 3 digit code from the back.  Oh yeah, to really ruin you I’ll also need your full name and address.  While your at it, throw in your wife’s cell phone number - but that is not absolutely necessary.  Hahaha!

But don’t worry.  I won’t go too crazy.  Otherwise the credit card company will decline the charges.  I’ll just help Myself to an Amazon gift card here and a Victoria’s Secret gift card there, and when I’m feeling grumpy, a nice big gift card from Zale’s Jewelers will cheer Me right up.

This way, I’ll pace the financial drain and wallet rape nice and slow.  Slow and steady that is.  And long term too.  Pathetic faggot Dumb Ass will never know what to expect or when!  Hehe!

I just spoke to a brand new Sissy, Sissy Faggot!  I really like to talk to sissy boys when they are new to phone sex and nervous.  Something about that that is so much fun!  I love to take that nervousness and uncomfortability and turn it into sexual excitement.  There’s just something about getting a guy really hot and uncomfortable at the same time.  Mmmmm!!!

This little panty bitch had already listened to My Sissy, Sissy Faggot song last week.  He said how much he liked My ridiculous sissy humiliation song and then he sang it back to Me.  Hahaha!  I asked him what made him decide to call My phone sex feminization listing and he said that he had enjoyed My blog and liked the way I phrased things.  What things?  Things like ’sticky and dripping with cum’!

So what else could I do?  I had to dress him in panties, smear his lips with bright pink lipgloss and get him ready to suck cock.  That got him really hot, too.  That’s how I can tell the noobs - they still think panties and lipgloss are humiliating.  Hehe.  My expert sissy cock suckers know that I can be FAR MORE humiliating than that.

I am looking forward to humiliating this panty boy again soon.  Just think about what I might have in store for him!  If you haven’t heard My Sissy, Sissy Faggot song, click the button and you can get humiliated too.  Listen to it now!

Spring is here!  So now it is time for you to start contributing to My new spring sandals and summer wardrobe.  :)  I love shopping for sexy girly outfits.  Don’t you?

I’ve been having fun shopping on line in between emasculations.  There’s alot of cute clothes and shoes out this year.  Click the button to contribute $10 to My new wardrobe and get a picture of Me too!

It’s always fun to have a new addicted sissy slut in My clutches.  This bitch is no exception!  I have been teasing and tormenting him for the last week or so.  All because he desperately wants to suck big black cock but always pussies out at the last minute.

It wasn’t long at all before I could tell that he was completely addicted to Me.  At first, he called My feminization phone sex line trying to interview Me.  He was looking for someone to really force him to be a faggot girly boy cock sucker.  That part was fine - but the interview tactic was way over the top.  I had fun putting sissy bitch in his place and he immediately realized that he was lucky to even have the opportunity to be My blackmailed cock sucker.

In fact, he wanted to be forced and black mailed into being a cock sucker that he gave over some very personal information without very much persuasion at all.  Now he will do anything I tell him to.  Hehehe!

So his assignment for the weekend was to go to a gay bar, have a drink, look around and to realize that he was exactly where he belongs.  Sissy bitch started whining and trying to think of any excuse not to go, but a little review of the black mail information he gave Me was just the nudge he needed.  Lol.

So, off he lied to his wife and off he went to the local gay bar.  Hysterically, it happened to be 70’s night!  He said he was totally out of place and stuck out like a sore thumb (which I loved!).  But he was a good sissy girl and stayed for his drink.  he couldn’t quite work up the nerve to see what what going on in the men’s room, but he watched the guys dressed in 70’s outfits bumping and grinding under a disco ball.  It made him realize how much he NEEDS black cock stuffed down his faggot throat.

It also made him realize how much power I have over him and how much he is loving being My blackmailed sissy faggot bitch.  So disco sissy gets a Silver Slut award for pushing his boundaries further than ever before and following My instuctions so well.  I am quite pleased to further his need and addiction to cock!

But let’s not push it -  if you know what’s good for you, disco sissy, you will call Me on Wednesday to discuss your next assignment!

Want to be My forced sissy cock sucker too?  Hehe.  Call Me!

I get so many wacky sissy and cock sucker phone sex calls.  If you follow My blog, you’ll know exactly what I mean.  But, this one had a new twist.  At least new to Me.

This sissy boy called Me the other night telling Me that he was all dressed up like a sissy girl.  He was talking in a silly girly voice, telling Me all about how his nails were so pretty and that he was all dressed up like a nasty little whore.

Then came the funny part.  This girly boy told Me that he had a bottle up champagne plugged inside his sissy pussy.  Hmm.. ok.  Sounds uncomfortable, though.  Probably not a good idea to go sticking a champagne bottle into your boy pussy, but too late now.

So, of course I laughed at him.  After all, I was picturing him prancing around with a champagne bottle protruding from his ass.  I figured wither he has really strong ass muscles or a giant pair of sissy panties to hold it in.

Wrong!  This dumb fuck had siphoned the contents of a bottle of champagne up his sissy hole!  Hahahaha!  I really started laughing then!  OMG!  How do you sissy faggots cum up with this stuff.  So he started telling Me all about how he wants to suck cock like a faggot whore and how he wants a big load of cum.  You know - standard girly boy stuff.

But then I really got on a roll.  Those of you who know Me will know what I mean.  I just kept getting the visual of this sissy bitch prancing around with champagne corked up his ass.  HAHAHAHA!  The more I laughed, the more girly whore got excited.  I could hear it in his voice how worked up he was at being utterly humiliated by Me.  Lucky bastard. 

Then, I sent him right up to the top of the humiliation chart.  I got this mental image of him dancing around and jumping up and down.  You know what happens to champagne and soda when they get bounced around, don’t you?!

So I told him to really start jumping up and down - this way he could shoot himself across the room like a rocket with flames coming out of it.  LOLOLOL!  Only he’d be a sissy with champagne exploding out of his ass.  I could hardly talk it was so funny.

The more hysterically I laughed, the more humiliated and excited fag boy got.  It didn’t take long at all before his little dicklet was squirting its juice.  I can only guess what happened at the other end!  Hahahaha!  I love this job. 

Call Me, and I’ll humiliate you too.  Your first three minutes are free!

Hello sissy sluts and cock suckers!  I am taking calls tonight, but My phone is cutting out here and there.  If you can’t get through to your favorite Princess, send Me an email or a tweet (Twitter) and I should be able to fix it.  You could also just send a tribute…  :)  Lol.

xxoo,

Princess Jewel

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